Ever since it was announced that Tobey Maguire and Sam Raimi would both be back for Spider-Man 4 and 5, the question on everyone’s mind has been, “For the love of God, what about Kirsten Dunst?”
“I’m in,” said the actress matter of factly. However, when pressed to make the announcement official, Dunst quickly changed her tone, and rather cryptically added, “I’m not saying anything, I know there’s rumors…” [MTV]
There you have it. Not a done deal yet, but it’s looking likely enough that I feel comfortable ending my hunger strike.
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That may be the best photoshop/chop you’ve done to date. The only way it could’ve been better would have been if the book had been, “Dr. Mast I. Cate’s do it yourself Orthodontry”.
“I’m in . . . therapy.”
Time to change my Days Without a Boner sign back to zero.
Another finger on the book would have been good too…
I wish they would bring her back – for one scene. She could get raped and killed by the villain. Then Spiderman could grow a pair of balls, cut his emo haircut and kill the villain.
Not a done deal yet, but it’s looking likely enough that I feel comfortable ending my hunger strike.
Good luck working up an appetite…
Good thing you can print pictures again, because I am SO pulling a spunk parade on that banner pic today at lunch!
Nezzer, if they kill off Dunst’s character, what do you want to put the odds on that a Tom Petty song is in the next scene?
I’d fuck Dunst, but then again, I fuck my hand, and I use that to wipe my ass, sooo…
The villian for SM-4 can be a normal looking guy that walks around hitting people upside the head with a 2×4 that are ignorant. His name is Common Sense.
Actually, I think I’ve just decided on a career move.
Very clever of Dunst to use that book to cover up the big white spot on her jaw.
I didn’t photoshop that… Not sure if it’s photoshopped or not, it came from here:
[blogs.discovermagazine.com]
Dunst is hot in a “I’ll let you do anal, only cause I’m on my period” sort of way.
But wait!? If she plays Mary Jane, then who will play Kirsten Dunst in public?
*chodin presses the key for Bronson Pinchot in his speed dial*
What MTV meant when they say she added that statement “rather cryptically” was that she looked like the fucking Cryptkeeper.
I am Uproxxx. Kirsten Dunst is to the work of Carl Sagan as Sarah Palin is the value of amniocentesis.
I am Uproxxx.
I hope she sings a bit more this time. i wonder how they’ll work the braless wet shirt scene into this one? Here’s hoping it invloves an awkward scene where the cast breaks out in song!
Dunst is hot in that “I’ve spent the last ten hours staring at Melissa Joan Hart naked” kinda way.
At first I thought the book said, “The Varieties of Scientific Experiments” and my first thought was, “Oh my gosh!! It’s Kirsten’s autobiography!! MUST-READ!!”
Um, yeah…..
“Dunst” is “Durst” with an uncircumcised ‘r’.
I find it ironic that a cryptic answer was given by someone with teeth like Stonehenge.
Little do you queers realize, “The Varieties of Scientific Experience” is actually hollowed out. Kirsten likes to hide her tits in there.
I’d fuck Kirsten, but only as a last resort. Like if my hand cramped up.
Somewhere, Carl Sagan is scrubbing himself raw in the shower.
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but only because I heard that her scent can kill werewolves.
If my dick achieved erection while looking at Kristen Dunst, I would sit it in the corner and put a dunce cap on it.
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but only if it were my last resort on scoring some Cher tickets.
Do you think that if a radioactive Megan Fox bit Kirsten, things would sort of just, ya know, even out?
So what if Kirsten Dunst has horrible teeth, is ugly, can’t act, and is stupid? She still sucks as a human being.
You mean a ‘Dunst’ cap, Pauly?
Dunst thinks a Weinstein is having someone shit in your mouth, and she’s in.
I feel awkward saying stuff like that wearing this Laura Ingall Wilders get up.
No, El Topo. A ‘Dunst’ cap is what Yaqui deer-dancers use.
God bless her little heart, though.
She hit that wall running, and plowed through it.
Say what you want about Kirsten Dunst but I know I speak for the majority of Drunkards out there when I say . . .
I’da banged the shit outta her in Interview With The Vampire!!!!
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but my hand knows what I like.
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but the “never ending pasta bowl” at the Olive Garden is for a limited time only.
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst’s hand.
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but only if she promised not to turn her head around when I was hitting it doggy style.
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but only if I could call her by her brith name: Duder.
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but i don’t have any cocaine.
Oh wait, yes I do.
No, I wouldn’t fuck Kirsten Dunst.
A “brith name” is kind of like a birth name, but waaayyyyy more ghey.
Isn’t a brith when they get their foreskin cut off?
I knew it!!!
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst with that dildo from Se7en… Too soon?
Kirsten Dunst always looks like shit because she doesn’t believe in mirrors. When asked further about that, she responds “motherfucker, have you seen me?!”
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst in the pooper, but would NEVER let her go A2M! What do I look, retarded?
I’d fuck Kristen Dunst if she worked the graveyard shift at the Exxon…I think.
I remember that pic from an old over there thread.
[www.wwtdd.com]
Warning: NSFEyes. There are many pics of the bleached bomblast in a bikini. Some comments are actually quite witty too, especially one of my own. Which is nice.
Phillip Morris asked the government if they could stop running those Truth ads as long as they made sure to show plenty of pictures of Kirsten Dunst smoking.
I bet Kirsten Dunst’s vagina looks like a Chester Copperpot booby trap.
If vaginas were honeymoon bungalows, Kirsten Dunst’s would be the front counter.
Carl Sagan just rolled over in his grave. (to hide his boner)
I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but I’m not gay.
I wouldn’t even fuck Kirsten Dunst if she promised to throw up on me during the sex.
The Mighty Feklahr feels that she looks more like Spiderman that Tobey does in that pic…well, Italian Spiderman…
I’d like to borrow Carl’s Starship of the Imagination to see if I’d like anal if I was cornholeing Anna Hathaway.
GGGrrrrr… shit on my dick!!!
She may still be ugly, but she’s come a long way since she starred in Dunston Checks In.
New Post.
Excuse me a moment:
*** Important update on TogaCon for the Filmdrunkettes in our FB group ***
When Dunst isn’t busy learning about “The Varieties of Scientific Experience”, she likes to focus her attention on finally finding where that napkin is hidden in last month’s Highlights Magazine.
new up part deux
I’d fuck Kristen Dunst. She was the one that played Peter Parker right?