09.30.08 THANK HEAVENS

That may be the best photoshop/chop you’ve done to date. The only way it could’ve been better would have been if the book had been, “Dr. Mast I. Cate’s do it yourself Orthodontry”.

“I’m in . . . therapy.”

Time to change my Days Without a Boner sign back to zero.

Another finger on the book would have been good too…

I wish they would bring her back - for one scene. She could get raped and killed by the villain. Then Spiderman could grow a pair of balls, cut his emo haircut and kill the villain.

Not a done deal yet, but it’s looking likely enough that I feel comfortable ending my hunger strike.

Good luck working up an appetite…

Good thing you can print pictures again, because I am SO pulling a spunk parade on that banner pic today at lunch!

Nezzer, if they kill off Dunst’s character, what do you want to put the odds on that a Tom Petty song is in the next scene?

I’d fuck Dunst, but then again, I fuck my hand, and I use that to wipe my ass, sooo…

The villian for SM-4 can be a normal looking guy that walks around hitting people upside the head with a 2×4 that are ignorant. His name is Common Sense.

Actually, I think I’ve just decided on a career move.

Very clever of Dunst to use that book to cover up the big white spot on her jaw.

I didn’t photoshop that… Not sure if it’s photoshopped or not, it came from here:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2007/03/06/kirsten-dunst-and-carl-sagan/

Dunst is hot in a “I’ll let you do anal, only cause I’m on my period” sort of way.

But wait!? If she plays Mary Jane, then who will play Kirsten Dunst in public?

*chodin presses the key for Bronson Pinchot in his speed dial*

What MTV meant when they say she added that statement “rather cryptically” was that she looked like the fucking Cryptkeeper.

I am Uproxxx. Kirsten Dunst is to the work of Carl Sagan as Sarah Palin is the value of amniocentesis.

I am Uproxxx.

I hope she sings a bit more this time. i wonder how they’ll work the braless wet shirt scene into this one? Here’s hoping it invloves an awkward scene where the cast breaks out in song!

Dunst is hot in that “I’ve spent the last ten hours staring at Melissa Joan Hart naked” kinda way.

At first I thought the book said, “The Varieties of Scientific Experiments” and my first thought was, “Oh my gosh!! It’s Kirsten’s autobiography!! MUST-READ!!”

Um, yeah…..

“Dunst” is “Durst” with an uncircumcised ‘r’.

I find it ironic that a cryptic answer was given by someone with teeth like Stonehenge.

Little do you queers realize, “The Varieties of Scientific Experience” is actually hollowed out. Kirsten likes to hide her tits in there.

I’d fuck Kirsten, but only as a last resort. Like if my hand cramped up.

Somewhere, Carl Sagan is scrubbing himself raw in the shower.

I’d fuck Kirsten Dunst, but only because I heard that her scent can kill werewolves.