A Day in the Life (amazing, must-watch trailer after the jump) is a hip hop musical written, directed and starring Sticky Fingaz, formerly of Onyx. All dialog is delivered via rap. It doesn’t appear Eminem’s in this, but if he was, he could totally re-use that line about Mekhi Phifer from 8 Mile.
Roger Ebert says, “This movie runs the train on Mamma Mia. SLAM! Dunt dodda, dunt dodda LET THE BOYS BE BOYS!”
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My rap handle is Stinky Fingaz, because the toilet paper here at work is really, really thin.
A hip-hopera?
Sticky Fingaz was my nickname at summer camp. No one would take the bunk below me.
My rap handle is Toilet Papaztuk 2 My Dick.
My rap handle is Smellie Pheet.
You trying to start a beef with Stinky Peet, nePoo?
No, Donk, but I will start a beeph. Where is Stinky anyway?
Good question, haven’t seen him recently.
He’s been out of town, bangin’ hoes and tending gardens.
Wow, just wow, that’s amazing.
bacdafukup
My rap handle is made of an old baseball bat that I keep under my seat for when they try to steal my car. I mean, steal my car, yo.
it’s also got Micheal K Williams AKA Omar from the wire so it’s got to be classy.
Also according to IMDB, this film is the product of the US and Estonia.. Again, WOW, Estonian film is on the up.
This video clip is pretty bad BUT BUT BUT WAIT IT GETS WORSE!
I once delivered an enitre PowerPoint presentation delivered via rap. I had no idea a company could take out a restraining order.
Rap Musical is an oxymoron.
Sticky Fingaz went to the Brett Ratner school of directing and David Hasselhoff school of set lighting.
Any one know where I can get hold of this? I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Can’t find it on DVD any where.
I’m surprised Winona Rider hasn’t sued Sticky for copyright infringement.
Sticky Fingaz is what black Spiderman calls himself.
The beats for this musical were composed by Rod-dodge & Hammerzkill
Somebody stole his cheddar? Can’t he just pick up some more cheese next week?
Critics say its like the Sopranos… if the Sopranos were a show about paraplegics trying to masturbate.*
*(funny at first, then just sad.)
*chodin shows up to FilmDrunk swim meet*
Let’s get our sperm on, people….
I couldn’t, I just couldn’t watch the trailer. Believe me, I tried, but ultimately it just comes down to the fact that I’m racist.
Uproxx is appeased for the day.
I have an easier time understanding the lyrics to “Louie Louie” than rap.
Theaters should screen this movie with one of those bouncing balls that jump from word to word during the songs, because Lord knows you won’t be able to hear shit with the entire audience talking on their cell phones.
“A Day in the Life” makes “Blackula” look like “Citizen Kain”
Was I the only one with his fingers crossed hoping Snow would pop up?
Sticky Fingaz Made A Rape Musical
Phyxx3d!
“A Day in the Life”? How many rap songs can you make about sitting around smoking weed, and checking out the window for the mailman to see if your welfare check came?
A musical? Damn, nice work Tyler Perry.
Ms. Parker just don’t know!!
I’d never, ever thought I would see the day when Clarence Williams III would bust a flow.
Ted Kennedy’s rap handle is B9 2Murr
Are you telling me they couldn’t find a role for Lady Rage? She rocks ruffs and stuffs with her afro puffs, for fuck’s sake.
Vanilla Ice will be the token white, hanger-on of the crew with the handle of “Whitebread”.
Whoever green-lighted this must have lighted some green.
In response to “A Day in the Life”, the Ku Klux Klan will be producing their own musical titled “How The Fuck Does This Camera Work, Fucking Japanese Chinamen”.
Morgan Freeman makes a cameo as a white business man
“A Day in the Life” was the first movie to ever be filmed on chicken skin.
The NAACP has called this movie “The worst thing to happen to black people since Uncle Ben got caught fucking Lil’ Debbie”
Chodin, thats three COTW in a row as far as I’m concerned.
chod, don’t look now, but I think Dr. Brule is going to want to check you for a hernia.
Dr. Brule, as long as you keep checking my temperature with your dick, you can nominate whatever you’d like.
3rd Bass will star with Nic Cage in Whigger Man.
Pop pop goes the weasel the weasel….
This movie is skipping DVD and going straight to BET.
Sticky Fingaz may have written, directed and starred in “A Day In The Life”, but it’s all his baby mammas who produced that shit.
I will. On both counts.
Bristol Palin’s rap name is Jess Tayshunn
This movie wants to smell yo’ dick.
This trailer turned the new Filmdrunk into Filmcrunk.
I think I liked this better when it was called a music video.
Those darkies sure do love to speak in rhymes. It’s their favorite thing to do besides tap dancing, basketball, eating watermelon and prison rape.
This movie called your pussy a “snappy-nappy dugout”.
Mekai Pheifer’s next role is a fry cook at Popeye’s.
They had to simulate the images on the computer screen when no one could find a finger print scanner to login with.
If I filmed a musical called “A Day in the Life”, it would just be two hours of me, masturbating on the floor of my bathroom and humming the tune to Jeopardy.
The part of Sticky Fingaz’ mini-me will be played by Bushwick Bill.
My rap handle is 2Long4yomouth
Sticky Fingaz was very excited to have such a good street name like Michael Rappaport join the cast until he showed up on set and turned out to be a white guy, and that it was his real name.
Bizzy Bone, of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony fame, is in talks to take your order at McDonalds.
They should get a white dude named Trans4mer that drives a Solstice and gets killed.
Just me and jack…the Black Vagina Finder…
Eazy E has worms playing pinochle on his snout.
Sticky Fingaz learned much of his directing style from his work with the director of his Sci-Fi series “Blade”; a remote control car with a camera taped to it.
I need to apologize for my last comment. What I said was very wrong. I totally forgot to mention that the jigaboos also love Ripple wine.
When asked by Mtv why Ice Cube wasn’t considered for a role, Sticky was quoted as saying, “Nah, bitch you don’t get it. We want black folk in this.”
Sticky Fingaz will kill you if you give him a chocolate bar.
Next, a baseball mustache documentary directed by Rollie Fingaz.
Sticky Fingaz credits will owe a very special thanks to Jesus Christ and the M&Ms slogan.
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