Back in June Vince posted about Spiderman 4 being on the fast track, and now Nikke Finke is reporting that Tobey Maguire and Sam Raimi have both signed on for the project. Sony may film Spiderman 5 at the same time to reduce costs. If they really want to reduce costs, they should take a page from Italian Spiderman (video below). Nikke also reports:
“Once you find out who the villain is, you’ll know who’s playing it.” That should lead to speculation that Dylan Baker‘s character of Dr. Curt Connors will ultimately turn into The Lizard as he did in the comic books. There’s one other character that’s been set up but is a real longshot – Daniel Gillies, who plays John Jameson, the astronaut fiance of Mary Jane in Spider-Man 2. In the comics he becomes the villain Man-Wolf. Raimi has said in the past that he wants the best actors to play the villains in the movie, not necessarily the most famous.
Burn.
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“Once you find out who the villain is, you’ll know who’s playing it.”
Dor sho gha! The Cher rumors were true!
Italian Spiderman is everything Jack Black wishes he could be.
*Arnold Schwarzenegger busts through the wall into Fek’s cubicle!*
IT’S NOT A RUMAH!
Raimi has said in the past that he wants the best actors to play the villains in the movie, not necessarily the most famous.
If that’s his logic, how the fuck did Church and Grace land the roles in SM-3?
Can Spiderman turn on and off the stickiness of his hands? If not, beating off mush be HORRIFIC.
Finally, we see the truth of what Vince did this weekend.
Adrien Brody is a lock for Rhino!
We may have just found something gayer than Zac Efron.
Halle Berry is a lock for The Black Cat!
Frank Silvera is a lock for Electro!
FUCK NIKKE!!!
Owen Wilson was interested in playing Electro, but it turned out he just wanted to take a radio in the bathtub.
Robert Pattinson is a lock for Morbius!
Zac Efron is a lock for Mr. Mxyzptlk!!!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a lock for The Blob!
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!?!?!
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Mike Myers is a lock for Northstar!
You guys are all wrong, the Spiderman 4 villain is Kirsten Dunst as “Super Fug”
Howdy, poultry sodomizers.
Topher Grace would like to reprise his role as “Guy Who Gets A Paycheck.”
I hope they make the villain Doppleganger. But instead of just using Tobey Maguire twice, they hire k.d. lang as his double.
They should get Zac Efron to play Carnage, thus completing the ultimate tri-fecta of feminine actors as super heroes.
I hope the villain is Dr. Cunnilingus Aquasuck, the guy that sneaks up on hot chicks while they’re swimming and tongues their turkey sacks underwater.
Once we know the villain is NineFinger, it’s pretty obvious Shia LeBouef is the guy.
Hey, let’s not forget J Jenna Jameson and the Spider-Slayer robot!
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Actually, we should just forget about that…
I bet the villain will be the mean judge from Dancing With the Stars.
I hope they bring back that existential inner demons crap like in parts 2 and 3 where it’s Peter Parker vs. His Sense of Doubt, or Parker vs. His Inner-Self. Except this time, the inner demon is Polio.
The only way I’ll see this in theaters is if Raimi swears on his life that there won’t be any singing.
Even then there may have to be bare tits and possibly Toby getting gang raped in prison by Doc Oc. You know, for the robot fucking.
It would be awesomer if Dylan Baker’s character of Dr. Burt Boners ultimately turns into The Lizard, it just makes more sense that way.
Where the fuck is Furry Captain America when you need him?
For the role of Man-Wolf, they’ll be looking at actors Del Toro Benicio, Nicholson Jack and Fox Michael J.
Mysterio wants you to guess his secret!
(Hint: Mysterio’s gay.)
New Up!
Puncho, puncho, run, run!
Man, those eye-talianos can make ANYTHING sexy.