These pictures come from a LiveJournal page that I highly recommend checking out, an entry called simply “Kermit Bale”.
You know those bits that start out sort of funny, and then they go on for a while and you’re like, “Okay, we get it,” and then it keeps going on and on and eventually it somehow it becomes way funnier than it ever was in the first place? No? Well, uh, carry on then.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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Vince, cut out the part about it becoming way funnier than it ever was in the first place and you’ve got Family Guy.
Kermit doesn’t have a lisp. I’m just sayin’.
What happened to the pic of them chewing on a cable? This site is fucked, I tells ya. Fucked or haunted, maybe both.
I was disappointed there was no Kermit pointing to himself in the mirror while fucking.
Very disappointed.
Been there….both of them… ohhhhh yeah.
Hey, I posted this on my Facebook.
JHC, do not make fun of Bale. Evar.
I’m going on record as saying that Kermit with abs is the best.
Bale would make it easy bein’ green.
This isn’t as cute as Fozzy Ratner.
Is it just me or is Robopanda doing most of the work around here these days?
Eib is hoping to one day get “Bale’d out”.
I’m not Eib. Just stating a fact. I probably should have also said that Bale isn’t green. Just to be fair.
“…and then it keeps going on and on and eventually it somehow it becomes way funnier than it ever was in the first place…”
This is an frighteningly accurate description of my sex life. Vince, you’re not the guy that I always catch peepin’ through my bedroom window are you? Cuz, if so, I’m a little embarrassed that I brought you a lawn chair last time.
This is starting to make sense.
Kermit is the one who abused Bale’s mother.
Ok, I guess that really doesn’t make any sense.
“There is an idea of a Kermit the Frog; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory…..”
Or Gonzo Streisand.
Sam the Eagle Romney
Missing from post –
Picture of Bale & Matthew McConaughey / Picture of Kermit next to rock
Rowlf Whitaker
kermit is pretty dreamy, though….
Waldorf Brimley
Kermit’s ATM tells him to feed it a stray pig.
Dr. Teeth Busey.
“Ms. Piggy, Grover is a dickweed. A tumbling, tumbling dickweed.”
Animal Goldthwait.
FYI, I had to take down the cable gnawing picture because it made the page look fonkay.
Oh thank god, I’m not losing my mind.
GODDAMMIT VINCE!
Beeker Lillard
Oh good, I’m not losing my mind.
PS – your unspamming of Al did not work.
Professor Bunsen Statham
The secret is out, stick your hand up Bale’s ass and he turns into a muppet. I fucking knew it!
Janice Simpson.
Whoa, good thing I didn’t say anything too nasty when I thought me comments were getting tossed into a black hole somewhere. Thanks.
New Up!
Oh for fuck sakes, now only some of my comments are showing? That’s it, I’m going over there.