09.04.08 SITE NEWS
Howdy, folks. One of my dumb friends is getting married this weekend. I’ll be out of town for a couple days, so my faithful, unpaid research assistant RoboPanda will be handling posting duties in the interim.
He has my full authority, so if any of you little pieces of shit gets out of hand, I expect to hear about it, and I when I get back you’ll wish you didn’t even have an ass.
Word to your mothers and drunk on,
-Vince
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SITE NEWS
Worked last time.
This one time I ate too much delicious jalepeno bread. The next day, I wish I didn’t even have an ass.
TOGA… TOGA… TOGA!!!
I already wish I didn’t have an ass.
*daydreams*
awesome boPa i’m gonna be expecting non-stop baller shit all weekend long
My favorite part about this story: Vince logs in during the reception and tells us we all win CoTW because he’s so drunk from the open bar.
I think I speak for us all when I say we prefer Robo, don’t hurry back Lince.
/kidding, I can’t quit you.
You sound like my 4th grade english teacher. His hands were so soft . . .
Subbing for the Guy, New Up!
A Robot Panda you say?
He’s a robot AND a panda…I like that.
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