SHOCKER: KIM KARDASHIAN IS AN IDIOT
09.04.08
Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra recently sat down for a CNN article called “Electra, Kardashian’s fitness and comedy tips.” Because, as you can see, Kim Kardashian is a muscular comedian.
Q: What made you want to do “Disaster Movie”?
Kardashian: This is my first movie and I’ve just heard that Jason and Aaron are the most amazing directors to work with.
Translation: Free food.
Q: What tips do you have for people pursuing a life in front of the camera?
Kardashian: Just stay close to your family, because they’re the real-est people ever and they will help you not change and not fall into the trap of Hollywood and the lifestyle, because it’s really not that serious and not that important for what’s really going on in your life. … Your real life happens when you meet the one and start a family and are just with your family.
Kardashian later added, “It also helps to film yourself getting boned. So I’ve heard.”
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Q. “What made you want to get peed on?”
More like DIS ASS TURD movie. Am I right? Hello…
Does Kardashian have some sort of mental condition which forces people to speak primarily in phrases that sounds like teenage girls’ MySpace status updates?
Yeah Donk, it’s called “retardation”, or “full retard” if your nasty.
you’re, not your. Sorry, it’s early.
Hmmmm, I wonder who she heard that from…
Aaron Seltzer: “Kim, we’d like you to star in Disaster Movie.”
Kim Kardashian: “Why should I?”
Jason Friedberg: “Because we’re the most amazing directors to work with.”
Aaron Seltzer: “Kim, we’d like you to star in Disaster Movie.”
Kim Kardashian: “Why should I?”
Jason Friedberg: “Because you’re a VAPID FUCKING WHORE.”
CNN has announced a scheduling change; appearing as the star performer on the new ‘Friday Night CNN Comedy Hour’ this week will be Madonna.
Really though, I bet her first work, “Jungle Fever: Step Up to the Ass – Watersports Edition” has a better plot, acting, and more relevant references than ths piece of shit.
Kardashian has read this post and wants to leave a comment about how the guy asking her all the questions wasn’t named “Q”, but she can’t figure out how to sign up for an account.
That banner pic is also a poster at the CDC.
I hear she’s currently in negotiations with R. Kelly to put both of their life stories in one movie to save money.
To be fair Donk, not a lot of people can figure out how to sign up for an account. New FilmDrunk is cruel like that.
Kim and Carmen have so much in common. Their favorite color is pink, their favorite food is pizza and their favorite hepatitis is C.
Kim Kardashian – Actress, model, sister, cumdumpster
That’s no space station, it’s an ass.
If Kim ever let a guy do anal, he’d have to be hung like Secretariat to even get the tip in.
Kim’s butthole is located at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
Make me wonder who she’s got wiping her ass Burnsy.
^ Makes
I hear she keeps a bald eagle.
I have nothing to say about her. I can’t muster any thing.
BTK – the bald eagle comment will heretofore replace my parrot/owl comment. Thank you.
Examining Kim Kardashian’s ass is like that scene in Ghostbusters II where they find a tunnel of purple ooze and ghost train beneath the city streets.
Kim Kardashian gets a bad rap…
“I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can’t deny / that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face / you get sprung….”
New, flame broiled, up.