09.12.08 NIC CAGE IS NOT AFRAID OF HURRICANE IKE

If the storm surge tops Cage’s forehead, New Orleans will flood again.

They are so lucky they had a male reporter out there, or Nic would have laid that bitch out.

A bear punching a bitch is always more funny than a bear riding a bicycle.

I knew the forehead trifecta could be completed. Thank you Vince.

Today’s forecast: ” punch you in the fucking face “.

Ursus americanus, indeed. And yes, that anus is for you, Fek.

Well, God did warn us in the Bible:

And if thee shall release ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ with Nic Cage,
The heavens shall rain out onto the Earth.

~Book of Cage 69:69~

And yes, that anus is for you, Fek.

The Mighty Feklahr never tires of hearing that!

Good clip, Clint. Is there an alternative FilmDrink that all these post tippers(?), with the exception of the noble and wise Robopanda, er contribute to? I bet those guys are funny too.

True story: I won a Dwight Eisenhower doll out of a bear-claw machine at the Wal Mart once.

Technically, this post is “on topic”.

PS: I still have the Eisenhower doll. I use it to scare children on Halloween.

The Eisenhower doll has the added power of dursting a thread on a moment’s notice.

Have a nice weekend, Fek. See you Monday.

Man, the teddy bear picnic this year is fucked.

Have a nice weekend, Fek. See you Monday.

Don’t you EVER talk like that to me AGAIN!

Aw man, Nic-rolled again :{

To: Kahless
From: Bex

Please, please oh mighty Kahless make Keira Knightley go to vegas this october, so we can BTK her and offer her blood as a sacrifice to thee

I thought Ike was supposed to hit Tina Turner?

Ok, you fuckers; I’m gonna go start my march towards celebrating getting one year closer to death. Waitress, get these fucking birdrapists a round of piss boots right the fuck now!

Talk to you gays guys gays later.

To: Bex
From: Kahless (c/o Feklahr)

Have you watched HAZ yet?

*chodin grabs piss boot, salutes Donk and chugs [cock] *

True Story:

The Bermuda Triangle got lost in Nic Cage’s forehead.

i dont watch HAZ fek, i LIVE it

Well, he didnt punch any bitches this time

Happy B-Day to a Donk in heat!!

So much for your promise, Donk.

Wow, you can resize the comment text box on this thing. Google chrome is pretty dome. It should format my text for me, but thats too much to ask.

Gee, I wonder what Donk will wish for as he blows out the candles on his birthday cake?

It doesn’t matter Chino. I get my wish granted when he blows out the candle I put in my pee hole.

So much for your promise, Donk.

That was broken in the last thread, Beek. At least His Holiness seems to have taken care of the av situation…

I spoke too soon.

hey pauly you’re the best mang

I deed it

I reeeaaallly need to get a Facebook page so I can know what the fuck you are all talking about.
Seriously.

i gots a 4 day weekend comming up!!! ID16 bitches, the day we told the spaniards fuck off, and lost out on some kick ass paella and a college education

Crappy, how long have I been buggin’ you for now?

Is paella Mexican for jobs and infrastructure?

Too long mommy. I’ll get right to it, the next time I’m home and sober enough to figure out my comp’s power button.

no paella is mexican for responsabillity and birff control

Just kick it until the light comes on Crap, works for mine (nice burn on Bex, BTK)

paella = pottable water and environmental laws?

paella = pre-bent taco shells

Paella > lemonade tacos

paella = sending children to school instead of making them sell chiclets to turists at intersections

paella = honest police and an air force?

Oh.
What about selling Oranges on the 405?

::: is pretty sure Crappy is trying to get her Hustla’d:::

we have an airforce but that dude has days off this weekend too

Bex – I hear he’s hanging out with our Navy, Bob and Doug.

Ya, come to think of it, I never do see that remote control airplane wrapped in tinfoil “making show of force” passes of the TJ border crossings on Mexican holidays.

True Story:
One time when I was in the shitty heart of Mexico I went to a store to get a Pepsi, but I didn’t have a bottle to exchange so the clerk poured it into a zip lock baggie and stuck a straw in it.
I’ve never been so confused.