In this incredible footage sent in by FilmDrunkard Clint from Texas, a Galveston weatherman reports live from the scene of Hurricane Ike when all of a sudden, Nic Cage shows up out of nowhere to challenge God face to face like Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump. Where did he even come from!
Says FilmDrunkard Joe: “I think it was Busey in the bear suit.”
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If the storm surge tops Cage’s forehead, New Orleans will flood again.
They are so lucky they had a male reporter out there, or Nic would have laid that bitch out.
A bear punching a bitch is always more funny than a bear riding a bicycle.
I knew the forehead trifecta could be completed. Thank you Vince.
Today’s forecast: ” punch you in the fucking face “.
Ursus americanus, indeed. And yes, that anus is for you, Fek.
Well, God did warn us in the Bible:
And if thee shall release ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ with Nic Cage,
The heavens shall rain out onto the Earth.
~Book of Cage 69:69~
And yes, that anus is for you, Fek.
The Mighty Feklahr never tires of hearing that!
Good clip, Clint. Is there an alternative FilmDrink that all these post tippers(?), with the exception of the noble and wise Robopanda, er contribute to? I bet those guys are funny too.
True story: I won a Dwight Eisenhower doll out of a bear-claw machine at the Wal Mart once.
Technically, this post is “on topic”.
PS: I still have the Eisenhower doll. I use it to scare children
on Halloween.The Eisenhower doll has the added power of dursting a thread on a moment’s notice.
Have a nice weekend, Fek. See you Monday.
Man, the teddy bear picnic this year is fucked.
Have a nice weekend, Fek. See you Monday.
Don’t you EVER talk like that to me AGAIN!
Aw man, Nic-rolled again :{
To: Kahless
From: Bex
Please, please oh mighty Kahless make Keira Knightley go to vegas this october, so we can BTK her and offer her blood as a sacrifice to thee
I thought Ike was supposed to hit Tina Turner?
Ok, you fuckers; I’m gonna go start my march towards celebrating getting one year closer to death. Waitress, get these fucking birdrapists a round of piss boots right the fuck now!
Talk to you
gaysguysgays later.To: Bex
From: Kahless (c/o Feklahr)
Have you watched HAZ yet?
*chodin grabs piss boot, salutes Donk and chugs [cock] *
True Story:
The Bermuda Triangle got lost in Nic Cage’s forehead.
i dont watch HAZ fek, i LIVE it
Well, he didnt punch any bitches this time
Happy B-Day to a Donk in heat!!
So much for your promise, Donk.
Wow, you can resize the comment text box on this thing. Google chrome is pretty dome. It should format my text for me, but thats too much to ask.
Gee, I wonder what Donk will wish for as he blows out the candles on his birthday cake?
It doesn’t matter Chino. I get my wish granted when he blows out the candle I put in my pee hole.
So much for your promise, Donk.
That was broken in the last thread, Beek. At least His Holiness seems to have taken care of the av situation…
I spoke too soon.
hey pauly you’re the best mang
I deed it
I reeeaaallly need to get a Facebook page so I can know what the fuck you are all talking about.
Seriously.
i gots a 4 day weekend comming up!!! ID16 bitches, the day we told the spaniards fuck off, and lost out on some kick ass paella and a college education
Crappy, how long have I been buggin’ you for now?
Is paella Mexican for jobs and infrastructure?
Too long mommy. I’ll get right to it, the next time I’m home and sober enough to figure out my comp’s power button.
no paella is mexican for responsabillity and birff control
Just kick it until the light comes on Crap, works for mine (nice burn on Bex, BTK)
paella = pottable water and environmental laws?
paella = pre-bent taco shells
Paella > lemonade tacos
paella = sending children to school instead of making them sell chiclets to turists at intersections
paella = honest police and an air force?
Oh.
What about selling Oranges on the 405?
::: is pretty sure Crappy is trying to get her Hustla’d:::
we have an airforce but that dude has days off this weekend too
Bex – I hear he’s hanging out with our Navy, Bob and Doug.
Ya, come to think of it, I never do see that remote control airplane wrapped in tinfoil “making show of force” passes of the TJ border crossings on Mexican holidays.
True Story:
One time when I was in the shitty heart of Mexico I went to a store to get a Pepsi, but I didn’t have a bottle to exchange so the clerk poured it into a zip lock baggie and stuck a straw in it.
I’ve never been so confused.
Then on the way back a lady came u pto me in a cart asking if I wanted a shot, I’m thinking tequilla, but no, it was a flu shot.
Happy Birthday Donk!!! Too bad you are too far for the birthday beej.
<=== Now hear this. I use hair removal cream on my balls.
DIremutt, at my grandmas store she used to do the same thing, soda always tastes better when it comes out of a bag
One is never to far away for a bday beej.
As a puro gringo, I hadn’t the slightest idea what the fuck was happening, but in this life I have learned; When the going gets wierd, the wierd get going.
The Mutt abides.
durst!!!
TOGA! oh, wrong window
Shouldnt Al just be a symbol now?
I am a symbol, Eibz – a symbol of Masculinity and Sexed-Up Testosterone!
(whaddaya mean, Al’s a chick??)
And, I can’t afford gas now.
It’s cuz you threw a ringer for a ringer.
My dirty laundry,… The fuckin’ whites!
Who has your undies, Walter?
*chodin kicks through computer screen and crawls into your lap*
Did somebody ‘whites’ !?
No, but I was thinking about having a Chodin in my lap, so your timing is excellent.
Sorry, but you’re gonna’ have to wait in my ‘lap line’. First up is Spike Lee and then some grand-wizard KKK dude, but I definetely pencil you in before Tim Allen.
hey chod, nice durst
to hard to type with this squirmy ass thing in my lap.
Without the weekend preview, how am I to know which movies I should continue to ignore?
Wait a sec…is that Pedobear, hahaaha pedobear is out trolling for stranded kiddie tail in the hurricane. Hes like the postal service of child predators.
Holy Shit! Even at his current age, Chuck Norris has done two tours in Iraq! He’s not being idiotic, idiotic is BEING CHUCK NORRIS!!
by the way burn after reading was mediocre, but worth a rent, didnt catch righteous kill though