Thanks to Stereogum, Jack White and Alicia Keys’ theme song for Quantum of Solace, which we heard a snippet of in the Coke commercial, is now online in its entirety (see below). Jack White wasn’t too happy about people hearing it for the first time in a commercial, so… uh… boycott Coke… or something. Anyway, the most amazing thing about it is how similar Jack White and Alicia Keys’ voices are. It’s crazy becuz he’s a boy and she’s a girl!
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is it gay if you wanna bang jack white’s ex-wife?
I’m excited for this film, despite the gheyness and theme song.
I’d French kiss this movie and song.
Sarah Paulson was naked in a movie called Swimmers. The More You Know.
Wake up white people! Alicia Keys doesn’t deserve to be part of the Bond song. Put that bitch in one of those shitty Tyler Perry movies where she belongs.
Jack Black has gone to the dark side. Or at least, the cafe au lait side.
Yay! Vintard is back!
Jack White was quoted saying “I only want my song used to promote sex, violence and the excellent products of the Ford Motor Company, not those zeitgeisty-demo-lifestyle Coke fuckers.”
if you aint white you aint right!
HER NAME WAS SARAH PAULSON!
BTK, my friend’s wire hair terrier is named Robert Paulson.
Carry on
Excuse me for a second while I go over there and talk about how I’d bang a chick in a fake photo that’s been circulating the Interwebs for years.
Daniel Craig leaves me flaccid. Connery is my Bond, I am sorry.
I don’t want to play devil’s advocate or anything here guys, but I think Vinyard’s doing a character.
Remember when the promo for James Bond was Honey Ryder in a white bikini coming out of the ocean. Yeah, now its a gay dude in a speedo.
Haha, Devil’s Advocate. Keanu Reeves!
*secretly believes Vince is behind the mischief…*
I’d fuck her Burnsy. I have a thing about chicks with pierced nipples though. Besides, as long as her cooter wasn’t amputated, who cares? Right? WRIGHT? WRITE!?!?
well if he is or isnt is irrelevant, spliff. i just finished reading mein kampf! and are you my mother? and that shit totally makes sense.
Vinyard is not allowed back in this thread until he finishes his chores. Those cumstains aren’t going to clean themselves off that Queen Latifah poster.
I was just thinking the other day that we need a completely non-ironic and wildly racist character to enrage the commenting population. You know, ’cause there’s absolutely no humorous racism/sexism already permeating every other post here.
If only Glen was savvy enough to circumvent the fact that he can no longer log on, he might give Vinyard a piece of his mind…
You know what I love about Vinyard? He’s serious about his racism. Racism is not a joke.
I’m throwing my hat in the Vinyard ring. I’ve tried to stay out of it, but to no avail. Everyone deserves a chance around here. Not everyone is funny all the time, and God knows how many times I’ve missed the mark and smashed the shit out of my thumb. That said, if someone’s posts bother me, then that’s my problem. I choose to ignore it, but that’s me. I’m all for Vince getting as many posters as he can. YAY CAPITALISM!! Keep doin’ yo thang Vinyard. You’ll find your stride and in a while, we’ll all look back and laugh about this silly shit.
Fuck Glen, but not Mike. That guy’s all right.
Stoney, fuck me, you faggy.
concur with J, now we should all go play some xbox.
i play xbox with my pants off, is that cool guys?
What the hell is this with Jesus spreading peace and love around?
For the record, I’m not Vinyard. In general I try to avoid alienating reader who would make this place look less like a whiteboy circle jerk.
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Liam and me? We’re gonna fuck you up. Dios Mio.
Dooter’s Dad > Vinyard’s Mom
New Up!
Vince Mancini, are you the one who does all the writing on this fine site?
When Jesus isn’t busy riding dinosaurs (as depicted to the left), banging hookers, or stickin’ it to the man, he likes to speak of unity.
That’s when you know he’s drunk on the “wine” he thinks he made from water…
Fek, what is your avatar? It looks like a condom on a dog’s head. Maybe that’s just what I want to see, though.
Oh no you didn’t!!! I can blacken this muhfuckah up if you want.
::pops the top of an Olde E and sets his watch back 20 minutes so as to be late for everything::
*readerS
I miss PMing.