In this first of a series of Tranformers 2 featurettes being sponsored by Walmart, Michael Bay reminds his crew that job 1 is making the dreams of children come true (provided those children’s dreams involve giant robots that fight). Shortly thereafter, he announces that Nike made him a shoe called the “Bay-os”. The crew later describes the shoot as not only Bay-os, but also Bay-hem.
I’ve compiled a list of other things you may not know about Michael Bay:
Favorite Food: Baygels
Favorite Color: Bayge
Favorite Drink: Bayley’s
Favorite Spice: Bay Leaves
Favorite Hendrix Song: “Bay Joe”
Style of Potatoes: Bayked
80s Teen Idol: Scott Bayo
Children’s Book: The Bayrenstein Bayrs
Baseball player: Baybe Ruth
Headache Remedy: Bayer
Irish Actor: Baybriel Byrne
Baseball Team: The Tampa Bay Devil Bays
Translating Software: Baybelfish
Biggest Fear: Grizzly Bayrs
Firearm: 12 Bayge (double Bay-rrelled)
Chanukah Gift: Baydle
Method for Storing Hay: Bayles
TV Show for Girls: Anne of Green Baybles
Vice: MasturBaytion
Video Game Console: Baystation 3
Sex: Baynal
Method for Tenderizing Meat: Baysting
Website: MysBayce
What Does the Sheep Say: Baaaay
Catchphrase: “UnBaylievable!
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This post is so bay.
Fav. music group- Bay City Rollers. Geesh, did you even try?
Method for tenderizing meat and vice’s answers should both have been masturbaytion.
Favorite drank: Ocean Sbay
Favorite day: Fribay
Favorite dessert: Sorbay
Favorite musician: Mobay
Favorite painter: Mobet
Favorite unnecessarily-long-named French naturalist: Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Mobet
WalMart got in on this action? K-Mart was all set to change stores names to Bay-Mart.
Bay should be sbayed or neutered (or both, if he’s one of them)
Favorite disease: Bayids
Favorite invasion: Bay of Pigs
Kraft is introducing a new line of bagged cheese in the shape of small robots. The ad campaign will feature the song “Your CrumBAYlievable”.
Favourite drug: Bayse
Donning her shortest of miniskirts and belly shirt, Baygan Fox reveals her new name to her sugar-daddy director.
Favourtie extreme sport: Bayse jumping…that’s right I only got one word.
Favorite chef: Bobby FlBay
Favorite word to yell at misbehaving children: OBay!
Favorite hockey team: The Nashville Predators (only because they play at the SoBay Center)
I’m not going to take the bayt on this one, Vince.
Favorite assassin from a Sylvester Stallone/Antonio Banderas movie: Miguel Bayne (sorry Robayrt Wrath).
Favorite pancake topping: Mrs. Bayttersworth
Bay-O, Baaaaaaay-O. Baylight come an’ me wanna go home.
Favorite protein supplement: Bayby Batter
Favorite crab seasoning: Old Bay
Favorite Geometric Dimension: Baydii
Favorite insect offspring: Bay-bee.
*goes and sits in corner*
Beer pong? Hell no, he plays Bayrut.
Second favourite chef: Chef Bayardee
Least favorite part of the Enterprise: Sick Bay.
Favorite online auction site – Craigslist.
Favorite part of King Arthur: Battle of Baydon Hill.
Favorite movie quote: Would you like to Bay a game?
Favorite fruit: Baynana.
Favorite state capital: Bayton Rouge.
Favorite Trey Parker/Matt Stone movie: Baysketball.
Favourite scientology related movie: Baytle field Earth
Favorite Civil Rights Struggle: Bay Rights
Favorite childrens’ toy/fire hazard: Easy-Bayke Oven.
Favorite cooking herb: Baysil
What am I always doing?
‘Bayting.
Favorite ethnic slur for Italians: Baygo.
New post, thank f’ing god.
New Up! Baysterds
Favorite Director: Michael Bay (I Fail)
I’d have gone with fav baseball player as Jason BAY. But thats me.