LatinoReview‘s favorite source “Anonymous” recently sent in these pictures that may or may not be depictions of Megatron from Michael Bay’s upcoming Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen (or just Transformers 2 if you’re not a dickweed). Megatron is a tank, and he looks basically like what we’ve come to expect from Michael Bay.
See, the cool thing about the design of the original Transformers was that someone in Japan had to take the time to figure out how, in a practical sense, a regular truck or plane might actually transform into a humanoid robot. Bay’s Transformers, thanks to CGI, just take the 2 Fast 2 Furious approach where practicality goes out the window in favor of vehicles with all kinds of extraneous shit glued on the outsides. And flames. Gotta have flames. The upside is that Michael Bay’s Transformers are really good at Dance Dance Revolution.
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I really think Megatron posts should include the picture of the fat guy in the Tron outfit.
LatinoReview is sure that Megatron is sitting far too high off the ground.
That little pink haired kid obviously likes it because he has a huge erection.
The Mighty Feklahr wonders if Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Buzzsaw, and Lazerbeak are, like, Ipods now, or something…or would that be Soundwave, making the little guys digital music? DOR SHO GHA!
The Mighty Feklahr is sure that the “Ipod Nano Soundwave” would come with a bitching Hello Kitty protective cover.
Hang on – So was Megatron always in robot form in the first movie, or are we supposed to believe that he has now assumed a completely different vehicle form?
/fast-forwarded to the scenes with Shia in the first movie (made for easier “LeBuffing”)
All this creativity and they can’t find a way to make Shia look like he has five fingers.
I think he is literally doing the Transformers, he had sex dolls made of them. Fek told me they used the same guy who makes them
Is that a picture of Megatron or a Rorschach test, and why am I seeing a bat? Does this mean I’m Batman?
TransformersTransformers II: ROTFMichael Baymoviessucks.Anybody else confused yet?
No, I *AM* the guy that makes them…NEVERMIND!
I totally misunderstood, sorry Fek
But, um, can you make one with special attachments?
If Megatron exploded upon climax, Michael Bay would totally fuck it.
Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen should be known as “Mrs. Fletcher’s revenge”.
“In a world, where LifeAlert has failed…..where the fallen simply can not..get…up”
Pauly! You crazy fuck! Where da fuck you been? Your Mother and I have been worried sick!
Michael Bay did show his animators how to make a robot turn into that tank.
He took a drawing of Megatron from the first movie, crumpled it up into a ball and said “now make it work, fuckweeds!”
There should be a Lime Green Prius that transforms into a robot named Pretentious Asshole that’s voiced by Al Gore.
LatinoReview’s favorite source “Anonymous” is the guy who works the drive-thru at Filiberto’s.
After he gives you your order, he says “Ju know wha I hear ’bout Tranceformer, mayne?”
I’d rather watch Spike Lee’s Transfrrrrmers Deuce: Revenge of the Ballin’.
LatinoReview’s anonymous source sends in his tips via burro.
JHC, I never left.
*Pauly winks and sweeps his “Vinyard” FD account under the rug*
LatinoReview’s favorite source “Anonymous” shanks you with rumors.
P Diddly, you’d better be fucking kidding man! Nagger could get shot for that kinda shit round here.
LatinoReview’s “Anonymous” would write it down for you, but his sister stole his sharpies for her eyebrows
*puts framed picture of Pauly back on his desk*
LatinoReview’s anonymous source sends his tips in attached to a bag of oranges.
LatinoReview’s favorite source “Anonymous” is the landscaper to the Stars.
LatinoReview’s source is so famous, they dropped his first name, “Alcoholics”.
LatinoReview’s anonymous source sends his tips through the newspaper he’s using to clean your windshield.
Pauly-you go on a bender like dat wiffout inviting Him?
You lyin’! You ain’t nevah been Dr. Martin Lutha Vinyard! Really? Well done. I even stuck up for your goofy ass. My Mom always told me having a soft spot
on my headfor retards would lead to me getting fuckedin the assaround.But, um, can you make one with special attachments?
Well, we have a Galvatron with the cannon on the FRONT (if you know what He means…), and “French Tickler Bumblebee” is a big hit with
Shitty LeBarfthe ladies!LatinoReview’s favorite source, “Anonymous”, spills the beans.
LITERALLY
LatinoReview’s anonymous source dresses like a school child with painted on freckles and loudly proclaims, “AY DIOS MIO!”
New Update!
Yup, that looks like a SkyNet tank with a Furby for a head.
You’ll be back, though.
Methinks Megatron looks more and more like Spaceball 1 everyday.
I’m confused, do we go back to commenting on the Emmys thread or keep commenting here? Because I was going to make another witty stereotype joke.
Witty Stereotypes > Pretentious Hollywood Assholes
Post away!
Yeah, I heard the Emmys said something mean about me behind my back in like, the 7th grade or something. So we don’t talk anymore. Plus, robots.
LatinoReview’s favorite source, “Anonymous”, wants to know if you want red or green salsa with your tip.
LatinoReview’s source does not forgive, does not forget, and waves 9000 Jesus candles in Oprah’s general direction.
LatinoReview’s favorite source “Anonymous” recently sold The Mighty Feklahr a bootleg copy of Sweeney Todd!
Is the New Up guy telling us to stay here?
Unless Reality Show Asshosts make you wet, stay here.
LatinoReview’s source owns a tortilla with George Lopez’s face on it.
“What? 9000?!? There’s no way that can be right, CAN IIIIIITT!!!!”
Real New Up!