09.18.08 MEGAN FOX’S AUDITION TAPE

Did you clean up that jizz, Viny? Your mom doesn’t look like the kind of lady you disobey. On second thought, you probably like to get cornholed with a hair roller.

You know, Al, hardwood floors aren’t that hard to install. Simple tongue and groove. It takes time to do it, but it’s not difficult. Is it that canadian guys are lazy, or that canandian chicks are pushovers and like getting bullshitted?

That’s it! You Two! ::points to GPP and Vinyard: You two go to opposite sides of the room. If you guys can’t get along, then you also don’t deserve a bedroom door. Door’s are a privilege, not a right.

Coincidentally, “tongue and groove” describes the date I imagined having with Al. And by “imagined” I mean “jerked off to”.

In my world, breathing and breeding are also privileges.

New Up!

To punish Him, The Mighty Feklahr’s Patronly Figure would not take the door off of The Mighty One’s bedroom, but his own…

I would have put money down that this would have been a video of Fox giving Bay a rim job.

I also see that Vinyard is back and now he’s rode in on his high horse named Pickles. “Merr, Megan Fox’s boobies look weird” like he has seen anything in real life before.

This porn needs more Koala