09.18.08 MEGAN FOX’S AUDITION TAPE

They should’ve added the footage of the casting director beating off into a sock before he said, “You’re hired.”

Damn those tits look fucked up.

I thought Wal-Mart didn’t sell porn? Wait, this isn’t a casting couch film? Pass.

youre ruining my view of m.f.! i demand a new pics sans fuckd up tits!

*incoming transmission*

To answer the question: “Fek, what is your avatar?”, the truthful answer is twofold:

a. The Mighty Feklahr has no fucking idea.

b. It is a picture of some asshat from a sci fi convention. Just WHAT that guy is supposed to be dressed as…(see response “a.”)

*end transmission*

Fek, your avatar depicts Megan Fox’s competition for the role she’s auditioning for above.

Does anyone else get all excited when she starts jacking off the car in that video?

Welcome Vinyard! The elders have spoken. Dazzle us with your brilliance (or dick jokes).

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Here’s the full size of His av. If anyone knows what it is, please inform Him.

(please note the space needing removed in the addy)

Isnt it a Klingon Llama?
Or maybe, your Mama?

How many cats do you think he killed to make that suit??

Can I use this chair? I need it. For the audition. Seriously, can I use it? Don’t just look at each other, can I use it? NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Megans Law states that any good looking chick with a lower than average IQ must either be an overrated actress, or suck dick exclusively.

GenePoolPansy, for someone who was whining so badly about my presense yesterday you sure are sniffing my balls mighty extensively.

Fek – I think it’s an extremely tall, and very alarmed, Easter Bunny.

How do you like the hardwood floors, Al?

Vince why havent you reported on this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNAXosdhS-E
http://www.zerosec.ws/snuff-a-documentary-about-killing-on-camera-2008-dvdrip-xvid-ritalin/

and if youre wondering why that chick is wearing safety glasses in the beginning…well, maybe she doesnt like the stinging sensation of jizz in her eyes. Ever think of that genius?
youtube link is sorta nsfw, so there’s a synopsis on the second.

I’m calling Bullshit. I want to see the real audition tape, i.e. you never really get to see her whole face.

Again your skills in spelling amaze me. And your balls smell like tasty muffins.

vinyard, i was thinking of you when i found that video.
us bros have to stick together.

Did someone say balls and muffins??

The Mighty Feklahr believes that the Borg took Al’s alarmed Easter Bunny, cross-bred it with a Taun-Taun, then assimilated it. It’s the only realistic explanation.

Vinya-YOU AREN’T DAZZLING! Jazzhands, dicktucker!

wait, wtf does, “Your comment is awaiting moderation” mean?
vince youre making me look like a fuckn non-white male!

Nom, the floors are being completed as we speak. At least, they better be. Or you will be hearing news this afternoon of a Flooring Guy being splattered all over suburban Canada.

Did you clean up that jizz, Viny? Your mom doesn’t look like the kind of lady you disobey. On second thought, you probably like to get cornholed with a hair roller.

You know, Al, hardwood floors aren’t that hard to install. Simple tongue and groove. It takes time to do it, but it’s not difficult. Is it that canadian guys are lazy, or that canandian chicks are pushovers and like getting bullshitted?

That’s it! You Two! ::points to GPP and Vinyard: You two go to opposite sides of the room. If you guys can’t get along, then you also don’t deserve a bedroom door. Door’s are a privilege, not a right.

Coincidentally, “tongue and groove” describes the date I imagined having with Al. And by “imagined” I mean “jerked off to”.

In my world, breathing and breeding are also privileges.

New Up!

To punish Him, The Mighty Feklahr’s Patronly Figure would not take the door off of The Mighty One’s bedroom, but his own…

I would have put money down that this would have been a video of Fox giving Bay a rim job.

I also see that Vinyard is back and now he’s rode in on his high horse named Pickles. “Merr, Megan Fox’s boobies look weird” like he has seen anything in real life before.

This porn needs more Koala