I feel like I’m already a little late to the party on this one, but here’s a video starring the guy who makes those “floating head” movie posters. I think the next one should star “Guy Who Thinks Dane Cook Movies Are a Good Idea”. Or not. That actually sounds depressing.
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I refuse to watch this on the grounds that my internet connection sucks.
You aren’t missing a fucking thing Jack!. Actually, someone owes me the 20 seconds I wasted on that. I could’ve gotten off twice in that span.
Previous career highlight: guy in Sonic commercial.
Welcome back, jack. Time to bust some shit up.
It’s a pleasure to be back, BS.
Upcoming career highlight: Someone recognizes guy on street as post-chemo Dan Akroyd (hey its something)
My upcoming career highlight: Being recognized on the street as a post-chemo Morgan Spurlock.
Now you’ll all miss my voice over guy comment because there’s no more ‘latest comments’ link. UPROXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soup, I’m sure it was funny, but since I don’t speak French, I don’t get it.
Hey, remember earlier when you were talking about something clever where you instantly say “ok, I get it” and then it continues to run that concept into the ground until it’s no longer funny?
The new FilmDrunk cut out the part where I verify that I was talking about this video.
Upcoming Jason Statham career highlight: Being cast as Vanilla Ice in remake of live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Secret of the Ooze movie.
Stone, since there are no more private messages, I can’t privately tell you that I read your comment.
UPROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
There is no such thing as too much head.
Upcoming Shia LaBoeuf career highlight: Finding a copy of People Magazine where he was linked to Rihanna next to his cardboard box and jar of feces.
I haven’t a fucking clue what any of this shit is about. Can’t watch the vid (IT Nazis!!!!) don’t get the reference…
{sits down dejectedly, deep sigh, slams some H}
Upcoming Samuel Jackson career highlight: “Snakes on a Plane IV- Just one, big, black snake.”
I could do this indefinitely
I’d like to see Shia’s crushed-up hand. I wonder if it was flat-as-a-pancake like in the cartoons?
There is no such thing as too much head.
Tell that to Rocky Dennis.
+100 to who gets that first
I tried using this same concept when I was doing a direct mailing campaign, but the cops kept calling all the heads “evidence” and confiscating them.
MASK
J, that’s too easy. You may as well reference the other ‘Mask’ movie while you’re at it.
I’ve found that if you pack the nasal cavities with lead fishing weights, they don’t float.
Crap, you missed a joke making fun of graphic designers. Drawn out to about 4 minutes. Think of the offspring of a Saturday Night Live skit and the Kermit Bale post.
<::slides 100 points and a freshly filled pissboot Jacktion!’s way:: Nicely done sir.
Sorry Donk. We’ll spoon after tomorrow’s show though.
“This is what green feels like.”
What can I redeem these points for?
There is no such thing as too much head.
Tell that to Placido Polanco too.
Sam Elliot is a bad motherfucker, but you know he pissed himself repeatedly from his nightmares for months after that flick.
Not much, Jack!. Maybe if we all save up our points, we can buy back the old FilmDrunk?
Did putting his website on Uproxx at least earn Vance a ghetto pass?
New up.
umm.. no. That’s actor Brian Huskey from the Sonic commercials, also on the short-lived but hilarious ‘Free Radio’ starring Lance Krall on VH1.
I have nothing witty or interesting to say other than I am hung like a nuclear missle. Or “wessel” as Chekov would say.