In an interview with the Today Show, Kirk Cameron revealed that he refused to kiss the actress playing his wife in his upcoming “movie” Fireproof.
“I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman,” [Notice how he limits it to women? -Ed.] the former child star of “Growing Pains” told Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford Monday on TODAY in New York.
To get around the conflict, the filmmakers employed a bit of movie magic [ta da! you're
gay], Cameron explained. They dressed his wife, actress Chelsea Noble, like the movie’s female lead and shot the scene in silhouette.
“So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes,” Cameron said as Gifford and Kotb melted from the romanticism of the moment. [MSNBC - Thanks, RoboPanda]
Thanks, I just vomited. I bet you ladies won’t find it so romantic when he wears a sweatshirt to bed and treats going down on you like a little kid treats brussel sprouts.
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Hey, it’s HOO BOY THAT’S GAY Wednesday!
After watching that video I have become a Scientologist.
We need to round up all the fuckwits like KC and send them on their way to be with their fucking Invisible Magic Sky Man.
Hoda Kotb? What did he tell the rest of the Jedi council?
“I’m going to PROVE to you that evolution is false by demonstrating how the human hand is perfectly formed to eat monkey food.”
I bet if he actually does have sex with his wife, he does it thru the pee hole on his pajamas
Blind, non-thinking, altruistic, sheep-mentality, clean-cut, false-optimism neophytes for Jebus!
You went full Jee-tard. Never go full Jee-tard.
I bet he dry humped his wife on their honeymoon.
“See, not only do bananas fit perfectly in my hand…but a penis can easily be inserted into my mouth OR my rectum! THE WONDER OF GOD IS AT WORK HERE! ummmmm nummmm ummmm nom nom nom…”
Kurg, Kirk Cameron is a non-reluctant frotteurist.
anybody get that reference?
The Mighty Feklahr wonders what happens to this yIntagh when he inadvertently ejaculates once every seven years for Pon Farr?
anybody get that reference?
Unfortunately, yes.
That’s just wrong…
Kirk refers to the psychological trauma that he experiences upon being aroused as “growing pains”.
Fek, you are indeed a handsome magician.
Sorry, I liked the second one better. Less high brow.
picasaweb.google.com/BPlurt/AmadNIDForTheHardOfThinking#slideshow
Genepool, you are a marmalard.
Oh well, Vince knew what I was doing.
Gene, I get it. You are a ticklish Mexican. NOW FUCK OFF.
Cameron, lured by the erotic temptations of his beautiful co-star, finally broke down and violated his marriage covenant by giving her a masculine salute. He walked away in tears.
FUCKING OFF now.
The Mighty Feklahr is sure KC and his wife prayed together alone for hours for God to let KC “get it hard around women and not just little boys”.
Kirk Cameron believes that the baby Jesus cries when he touches himself.
You pudtuggers are on your own today. I’m taking the rest of the day off.
Kirk Cameron can’t flip through a Macy’s catalog for fear of opening to the bras page.
Kirk Cameron has steel and lead-reinforced bathroom walls so God can’t see him “making a doodie”.
Kirk Cameron puts his used condoms in the offering plate because that ejaculate was clearly a gift he isn’t worthy of keeping.
Kirk Cameron wishes I wasn’t the only one playing this game.
It gets really good during the hard-core porno they do. He’s plowing his real wife, but they brought in an actress to pretend to enjoy herself during close-ups.
They also brought in an actor for him to pretend he wasn’t crying.
Cameron was so excited about his wife being dressed as somebody else while they made out that he later asked her to dress up as Alan Thicke.
Kirk Cameron drinks Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt.
Also, something about an energy drink.
Kirk Cameron and his wife have sex once a month. To get off they’re both thinking of the same thing: the kid who played Boner on Growing Pains.
Kirk Cameron makes the sign of the cross everytime he hears somebody use the phrase “movie magic”.
Has it always been movie news for Handsome Magicians?!?
New Up, less Seaver.
Forgive my total newb question: Who is this robopanda and does he have a blog/newsletter I can subscribe to? (read: wack off to)
Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.
““So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes,””
Really? Honoring is what you are calling now KC, I just thought you couldn’t act. It is a stretch for you to try to be straight with one women, lets not get crazy and have you do it with other woman or you might puke in your pants.
When Tracey Gold saw this interview she immediately vomited.
I respect a man who admits that he has agreed to not kiss any other woman other than his wife… as long as he also notes that she’s agreed to give up that ass any time he gets that tingle.
Is this Come Out of the Closet Wednesday or something? Kirk Cameron does this… Gay Aiken “comes out”… and Lohan admits she’s dating a chick.
Kirk got Julie McCullough fired from Growing Pains, because she had posed for Playboy. What a hypocrite. That banana video was way more erotic than any issue of Playboy.
He totally fucked Justine Bateman and Steve Gross from Family Ties. No…wait. Wrong dude. That was me.
I think Kirk started to get a chubby during the banana video.