Anne put her hand where my face goes
My love Anne Hathaway recently made the same mistake as Dane Cook and Matthew McConnaughey before her, starring in a movie opposite Kate Hudson, whose presence is a sure sign it’s probably going to suck. I’ve got the trailer for Bride Wars after the jump, but you know pretty much everything you need to from the title. Personally, I like romantic comedies, because they show us that all women care about is hair, makeup, tanning, clothes, and getting married. Funny because it’s true! Women be shoppin’, am I right guys? Let’s all go iron our shirts and fail comically.
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What do you tell Anne Hathaway when she has two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
HATE
Romantic comedies are the opiate of WASPs
If romantic comedies have taught me anything it’s not to watch romantic comedies.
Looks like Kate is being forced to watch Failure to Launch.
Token i’ve missed you
Why doesn’t Kate Hudson wear a watch?
There is a clock on the Stove.
If Hollywood insists on making shitty movies, why won’t they use the script I wrote about the game show Supermarket Sweep?
If a woman talks, and a man isn’t around to hear it, is she still wrong?
When I look at that banner pic I just imagine me in front of them with my dong hanging out my pants.
Anne likey! :)
Kate pukey :( dyke!
Bride wars have very strict rules of engagement.
Yesterday I got so caught up in my work that I forgot to eat. You could say I had a Failure to Lunch.
(Happy birfday Michelle) and I’ve got to fix that analogy:
Kate Hudson = the mineshaft
dead canary in mineshaft = actual dead canary (bless him)
Bride Wars < Junkyard Wars
Kate soooo fucking dursted with Almost Famous.
Kate Hudson in a movie is like having a pube in your soup. The earlier you discover it, the better chance you have to avoid wretching.
The last time a girl made me laugh, she asked, “Are you really going to bury us alive?”
no if these brides were robots who transformed into cars and shoot lasers then i’d be a huuuuuuuuuuuge hit
I would like to see a movie called Bride of Frankenstein Wars.
The other night I was banging this girl and she yelled, “Ouch!” I said, “What’s wrong?” And she replied, “Almost Anus.”
This movie is a direct result of TLC’s programming. FUCK TLC!! Look what you made my sweet Anne do?!
Come to think of it, Cameron Crowe way dursted with that movie too…
I agree Jaktion!…
What’s going to be next, huh? A romantic Comedy staring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston with a dog of some sorts???
*Slowly recalls Marley and Me*
WHERE IS SMITS WHEN YOU NEED HIM???
I never left Bex. I just haven’t had to say much recently.
what the fuck? i am not making any sense today at all
globo de jenkem vacio :(
I’m not saying Kate Hudson is unlikable, I’m saying I’d rather fuck Blackbeard.
yozzil!
And Billy Crudup(yerass)…
As an actor, I couldn’t be in a Kate Hudson movie, unless maybe I had a big, gratuitous love scene with Anne Hathaway.
Token we need you to tell whitey how it is, so please post more
Bride Whores: because chicks at weddings have one thing on their minds…the Notorious D.I.C.K.
The other night I was banging this girl and she yelled, “Ouch!” I said, “What’s wrong?” And she replied, “The Skeleton Pee was a fucking travesty.”
And Patrick Fugit… (hehe fugit!)
In my day, the best way to for a girl to get back at herr best friend was to sleep with their boyfriend…
I didn’t even mean to type Pee, but it just happened, so I think that says a lot.
I went to a wedding once, but when I found out that we DON’T get to watch them fuck, I went home.
Learn to spell my fucking name, Andy Panda.
i’d fuck kate hudson while thinking about goldie hawn in wildcats
You like golden showers Burns?
I pressed c… It just didn’t come out douchefag…
My idea of a romantic comedy is buying my wife flowers on my ex-girlfriend’s birthday.
It also killed Jason Lee’s career!
Jesus fucking Christ on a dick shaped 2×4!
Almost Famous is like a fucking face herpes outbreak at an all night ecstasy party!
My idea of a romantic comedy is to spend ten minutes playing “stop hitting yourself” with the woman I love.
all women care about is hair, makeup, tanning, clothes, and getting married. Funny because it’s true!
There sir, you are wrong! All I care about is beer, bowling (not the kind with ball), live shows, pooping, the fooseball, Star Wars, and dressing up in slutty outfits for my hubby. So the clothes part is right I guess. *shrugs*
I’ll try to provide some more folksy wisdom but I may veer off on a tangent of racially insensitive diatribes detailing how I’m being oppressed.
10 to 1 odds somebody gets thrown face first into a cake in this movie.
Kate looks like she has a mouthfull of sour jizzum.
Anne looks like angle kisses and butterfly farts…{swoon}
Women be snorin’. Who in the Wide World of Sports would want to see this?
My idea of a romantic comedy is getting a blowjob while watching Animal house.
Douchefag? We’re all friends here. Don’t get your Pandies all bunched up.
all women care about is hair, makeup, tanning, clothes, and getting married. Funny because it’s true!
If by that you mean all women care about is death, destruction, Mayhem, chaos, anti-logic, and of course themselves, well then you are correct ,sir!!!
crap what type of angle kisses? obtuse, acute, right angles?
lol… pandies…
It’s funny also cause I go Commando.
“Romantic comedy” has the same meaning to me as “lighthearted colonoscopy”
If Liv Tyler were to suddenly split into two pieces, they would look like Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway.
If it was Liv Tyler and Anne Hathaway I’d see it.
More like Cunt Hudson.
See what I did there?
I can think of a few ways to split Liv Tyler in two ifyouknowwhatimsayin.
axe
guillotine
katana
bat’leh
I did… Bravo.
What I love about wedding-themed romantic comedies are that they always start with a woman (or two) getting engaged to what seems like a great guy, then spend the next 90 minutes showing you why a woman like her would never find a man stupid enough to marry her crazy ass.
Liv Tyler has retard face.
That would make a great game… We take Dead rising and replace all the Zombies with Dying starlettes…
Kate Hudson
Anna Farris
Anne Hathaway
Liv Tyler
Pam Anderson
Just to name a few
And you beat them without mercy over and over again
What I love about wedding-themed romantic comedies is nothing.
You… Mild Mannered Mexican Jimmy Smits…
Killing Starletts
I mean, you don’t even get any gratudity in wedding comedies, and you certainly don’t get any jokes.
DIE JENNIFER ANISTON!!!
THAT WAS FOR GLITTER MARIAH CAREY!!!
only Amy Adams can save this movie
If my wife takes me to watch this, they’ll have to call it “Two Weddings and a Funeral”.
ONE NIGHT AT MCDEADS BITCH!!!!
RIDE THIS WAVE FANTA GIRLS!!!!
Man, what the hell is Murphy Brown gonna do for a job when there’s no longer a need for Martha Stewart to be in movies?
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!
This video game: are we talking about regular Liv Tyler or chunky Liv Tyler, cuz I love chunky Liv Tyler.
Bex, angle of declination…
…cuz bitch be goin dooooowwwnnnn, baby!!!
I’m done playing my game now..
Thin Liv tyler… It also has Alicia Silverstone and Felicity along with all the others… Plus is customizable so you can kill your favorites… Though sometimes I just set it to Carmen Electra for all those “MOVIE” Movies
I probably shouldn’t type whatever I’m thinking. That’s Iowa Tourette’s. Fek knows.
Carman Electra will never get enough be served enough justice…
Hopefully, these weddings are set on the date of the Cloverfield monster attack.
There is also a great Multiplayer where you get to Drive and Play Mailbox Baseball with their heads…
Sometimes I also set it to Kirsten Dunst but the funny thing in no matter how much you beat her,,, its only an improvement
My idea of a romantic comedy is jerking off in the theater while my wife is trying to enjoy this movie.
I mean, you don’t even get any gratudity in wedding comedies, and you certainly don’t get any jokes.
ackt, does Wedding Crashers count as a wedding movie or is that the exception that proves your rule?
Mmmmmmmm… Isla Fisher… arrrgghghllggll :::homerdrool:::
The American Pie Wedding movie had some tits in it too.
New up.
This movie wasn’t produced. It was excreted.