Aniston jerks the wheel towards oncoming obscurity
Management teams Jennifer Aniston with Steve Zahn in an apparent attempt to create some sort of Voltron of unlikeability. In this recently-released clip (after the jump), they re-enact a scene that was better in Rushmore.
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Until he makes National Security 2 Steve Zahn is dead to me.
Jenn must give one hell of a casting couch interview. Ass to mouth? Has to be to keep getting roles.
the real “comeback” for Aniston lies in a new Leprechaun movie
Steve Zahn’s just Doing That Thing He Do.
Steve Zahn is every mentally challenged boys’ hero.
*chodin wakes up*
Oh fuck, I lost consciousness at Jennifer Aniston.
Laura Linney looks good in this film.
If I could travel back to “recently”, I would have never allowed that clip to be released.
Banner Pic: “Hang on, Jenny – let me put another quarter in the machine to make it go again…”
This movie will not make enough money to have a porn version.
What? That’s Jennifer Aniston? Brad Pitt made the right decision.
I heard Jennifer Aniston just purchased a two-bedroom shanty in I’mapieceashitsville.
Chode, No we haven’t seen her in Detroit.
Every month, somebody leaves a flaming bag of Friends DVDs on Jennifer Aniston’s porch.
Management Reams, anyone with me?
Toss-up!
Is this movie A) a sign of of how far Steve Zahn has risen or B) how far Jennifer Aniston has fallen?
(the answer is: A – Strange Wilderness)
Jennifer Aniston just goes to show that, eventually, everybody hates the lovable loser. It’s why they’re a loser in the first place.
Steve Zahn had all the funny lines in “Rescue Dawn”. “My feet are cold”…hilarious!
Management is an anagram for a mange meat – not a conincidence, Aniston’s vagina is like two slices of kosher salami dipped in pickle juice
Steve Zahn his way to fucking this has been.
Although, let me be honest, I still would.
But that’s just to put me closer to where Brad’s peni… MACHINE GUNS ARE AWESOME!!!
Good save, good save, no one noticed…
Steve Zahn and Jennifer Aniston can’t combine into a Voltron of unlikeability until they can stop arguing about which one gets to form the asshole.
This should make Disaster Movie seem almost watchable.
She can’t act her way out of a wet paper bag, but I’d still throw a hot dog down Jennifer Aniston’s hallway.
Oh, also, I’m sorta back, bitches.
I gotta admit, it had to have been cool to have an entire hairstyle named after you. I mean, I’d never get a “Zahn” anyway, but that’s only because I’m not retarded.
Stinky, we missed you. And Donk will get that hot dog for you.
Donk, are you talking about a raccoon on your head or a buzzcut?
I get concerned every time Jennifer Aniston calls me and she’s not crying.
Steve Zahn was heard to say “I’ll never wash this hand again!” after the scene was finished, but everyone laughed knowing that he never washed his hands anyways.
I once cheated on Jennifer Aniston with an upside down mop in a wetsuit.
I once had to convey Jennifer Aniston to my partner, during a game of Pictionary, so I did what anyone would do and drew a piece of shit on my notepad.
Jennifer Aniston created her own language in which there are 64 different words for “me” and 0 words for “you”
*waddles back into room*
What’s Donk gonna get for him?
I can’t wait until Jennifer Aniston’s “Nice Butt” becomes Jennifer Aniston’s “Collection of Assorted Cottage Cheeses”
You guys are all going to eat your words when you’re raving about the Friends movie.
In fairness to Steve Zahn, he’ll be the best part of this movie… just like he was in Sahara…
(looks around at aghast Drunkards, admits to watching really shitty movies)
The only thing worse than Jennifer Aniston, is maybe when you’re mowing the lawn and you run over a piece of dog shit; next thing you know, you’ve got a new, shitty ankle tattoo.
John Mayer will not go see this movie, but will yell at all of us for calling it stupid without having seen it.
I’d still have sex with Jennifer Aniston, but keep in mind that I just said the same thing about an old nalgene bottle filled with cobwebs.
Poor Steve is going to be pretty damn upset when he pulls back nubs from her asshole teeth. Which are blindingly white by the way…I wonder what her celebrity secret for such white ass teeth is.
The only way she gets me out of that room is if I get to administer the shocker to her.
By shocker, I mean shoving her head in the sink with an iron that’s plugged in.
and that’s how Steve got butt warts on his pinkies.
nalGene? Are you coming on to me Dr. Steve?
When Steve Zahn is telling his grandchildren about his life, he should probably leave this part out.
If I was stranded on an island with Jennifer Aniston, I’d eat myself to survive.
When Steve Zahn is telling his
grandchildrenlife partner about his life, he should probably leave this part out.Fagggst!
Asshole teeth? Don’t talk about sexman like that
Anal bleaching, Michelle
Crest heinie strips. New up!
Someone with skills please nominate that string of posts by Mark It Zero, up above. Funny.