09.17.08 JASON STATHAM SOUNDS OFF
In a recent interview with Empire Magazine, Jason Statham revealed that after he finishes work on all the latest Transporters and Cranks, his next project will be The Grabbers, a project written by David and Janet Peoples (12 Monkeys), which will be heavily influenced by the Bogart classic The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Statham had this to say about the project:
Oy, yeah. E’s koynda loike a Treashya a da Sierra Madre, only dat bloke ‘at played it befo’, ‘e wizz always keepin’ ‘e’s shir’ on. An’ oy bloody weww ain’ gonna fock’n do dat, now ees oy? Oy’s fock’n Jason Stafam now isn’ oy? An’ anuvva fing – dem blokes ina Sierra Madre, ‘umphrey Blogar’ ‘an oww dat, dey ain’t got no flash ca’s, ‘as dey? Dat’s definitely somefin we’s got ‘a change, cos fock’n Jason Stafam don’ go droivin’ round in some piddly fock’n wank wagon, now duz dey? Now, win we soy e’s gonna be loike da Treashya a da Sierra Madre in oww dat, wut we mean e’s dat oy’s gonna be droivin’ round inna fancy sazz wagon wif me shir’ off, when oww uvva sudden oy sees dis fit Mexican bird, roight? An’ before you know it we’s goin’ onna search fa da fock’n lost gold, an’ rippin each uvva’s clothes off an ‘avvin a go at each uvva onna bafroom floor an’ oww dat, dja know whut oy mean? An’ ‘en some fock’n blokes come, ‘an dey troy ta taike a treashya, so oy staaht smashin’ bugga’s oww ovva da bloody plaice, coz oy’s fock’n Jason Stafam, oy ain’ gonna bloody weww sit ‘ere an’ play fock’n Choinese Chek’uhs, now ees oy?
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JASON STATHAM SOUNDS OFF
This dude could totally whip Vin Diesel’s ass.
“The Grabbers” is what the girls in the high school halls called The Mighty Feklahr and His Klingon Posse.
Well, “The Dick Grabbers”…
Also, I hear Amy Smart gets butt-ass naked in Crank II. Any truth to this?
Vinsss, I know you put a whole fuckload of time in typing that up, but I’m already short on brain cells. If I tried to read that, I’ll be Schiavo-ed before I figure it out. Sorry.
Is this fake interview dialogue or a paragraph from Tom Sawyer? Either way it’s unreadable.
Boiges? We ain’t got nah stinkin’ boiges.
The Grabbers? Fucking rubbish title.
That screen door must have been REALLY hot!
Vance, that was incredibly difficult to read. Throw me a bone and tell me you typed that with your shirt off, at least.
David and Janet Peoples? I thought for sure he’d be working with a Van Peeples by now.
Oh, did I mention I need an Eastwood/Lee post to make my joke for Pauly, too? I think I am fucked.
Charlie, I thought your movie you posted yesterday was fucking hilarious, btk.
Lince, can we start calling you “Vince Deezul”?
This has nothing to do with that story, but anybody want to see a magic trick?
I love magic!
Alla-Peanut-Butter-Samitches-SHo-Gha!
I was wondering where Eibz and Erswi had disappeared to…
The Grabbers previous title was “The Snatchers”, but that was already taken by an upcoming Discovery Channel movie about Perodactyls that steal purses and tear up the vag.
Bravo, Vince. Bravo.
Thank you much, JHC, had some fun on that site yesterday.
I watched Revolver not too long ago and it was so fucking weird. I mean, Jason Statham had hair and was wearing a shirt for most of the film. I just couldnt’ follow that.
This dude’s obviously allergic to sleeves. And decent scripts.
Vince, don’t listen to J, it’s his own fault he squandered his brain cells. Lance, that shit was fucking classic. Nice fucking work dude.
Is that an incision tattoo on his arm? Or is that where he stores his “x”’s and “/”’s for the ultimate tic-tac-toe board on his shoulder?
I’ve got a magic trick for ya…
Watch me make this black guy’s teeth disappear. *stomps curb* Ta-dah!
Jason Statham once made homemade waffles. Once.
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