IMDB, which is owned by Amazon, announced that it’s offering feature films and television shows for free on its website.
Over 6,000 titles will be available, the company said, citing recent episodes of popular television shows like “24″ and “Heroes” or classic films like “Some Like It Hot.”
IMDB also said that the first episodes of new fall television shows like “Lipstick Jungle” and “30 Rock” will be available for free viewing before their first air date. [THR]
Reached for comment, an industry insider said, “Ooh, look at me, I’m IMDB, I have free shows because I’m sooo cool. La di da, Your Highnesty.” The insider then made a dismissive wanking motion, adding, “Oh look, the same SNL sketches NBC has, well yippee dick. Now could someone tell me where can I find crudely photoshopped pictures of a dog in a birthday hat?”
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Get it? Dane Cook…Swedish Chef?
I did a free show for all my neighbors that included a bottle of Jack Daniels and my friends dog.
I went to jail for that.
I don’t get it.
{lays head on desk}
The pain.
Photoshop?!
Adobe Creative Suite 4 comes out 9/23.
6,000 titles sounds like a really big number until you look up how many pornos have had the word “Colonel” in them.
That banner pic acurately depicts how I “tip the pizza guy”.
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Does this look malignant?
I woke up this morning saying to myself “I wonder if IMDB could get any more annoying with its advertisements when all I’m trying to do is find out where I’ve seen an actor before”
While it technically wasn’t a prayer, thanks for nothing anyway, God. *cough* asshole *cough*
After reading the post accompanying this picture, one can only assume that Vince has had that picture in his pocket for a while and it was really excited to use it.
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I shave for the optical inch!
pocket, nightstand, what’s the difference?
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I’ll show YOU hard hitting in depth reporting!
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Governor Kilmer’s first press conference.
I can’t wait to get my new phone Friday so I can comment when Aslan is on the move again.
@ Donk and J(in the morning! featuring C-dog!) General proximity to one’s asshole?
C-dog, if you’re doing it right, that difference should be measured in millimeters.
Bathrobe Flasher Guy reminds me of Ghost Dog’s master. His legs look kind of weird, too.
You can tell this is an old headline because they refer to 24 as a popular show.
Meanwhile, I continue to pray for the re-proliferation of ICBMs.
“Does this dickeydoo make me look fat?”
IMDB has been dead to me since they refused to credit me as “Drunk naked running guy” in all those episodes of “Cops” that I was in.
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Wait, you mean you’re not here to talk about my erection that lasted more than four hours?
We can’t see because he’s fuzzed out, but the reporter lady has given him a perfect score.
Sure, Mary Louise Parker get covered in birthday dogs, but Vince makes us look at those knopples?
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{dude points to dick}
You could be here.
{finger guns and (eye)winks}
U WANTZ INVIZIBUL WATCH?
Damn, I thought I invented a new word there. Should have googled it first. FIRST!
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See, my balls look just like Richard Simmons’ face.
The bars on his windows are nothing compared to the pole in his living room.
“Why use your microphone when you could use my macrophone, bitch?”
Reporting to you live from OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I’m in tears over here from my Val Kilmer joke. I do crack myself up…
“sir, could you show me where exactly this recent cold spell has hit you hardest?”
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1st interview with the inventor of the Dick Toupee.
Just in time too. Two days ago my browser quit allowing me to visit Hulu. Nothing is better than tearing apart someone who five starred Underworld Evolution in their review of it in the comments section. Well, maybe bombpops would beat it.
Oh come on, I’m sure that’s not the first dick Diane Lane has seen.
“Sir, I know you stole my bathrobe, now could I please have it back?”
Man: I thought you said there’d be no flash photography.
Channel 10 News: Just give us a tip, and we’ll expose who’s giving you the shaft!
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I’m telling you bitch, those pole dance aerobics classes have been a fucking GODSEND! Look at this shit! Bam! Pow! Boosh!
This news about television shows is great. Now I can see new episodes of “Lipstick Jungle” before nobody else does!
I’m gonna think about this the next time I’m trying to keep from cuming.
“Of course I’m single. Look at me for fuck’s sake, lady. But I didn’t kill that little boy.”
My IMDB stands for I’m Munching on Dead Babies.
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Ya think that’s dried vomit on there of a bad case of the herp?
“Hey Ghost Bitch. Can’t we return to the old communicating by carrier pigeon? Waking up to find my balls covered in calligraphy is no longer funny.”
I thought it stood for In My Dome, Boobies?
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SEE! That mole is shaped just like Jesus!
Mine stands for I‘M Da Bombdiggity.
::pulls nutsack like a window shade::
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Yup! Tatooed to look just like a barber pole!
Where the fuck is Pauly? I have this joke/anecdote I have been dying to drop, but I don’t want to do it without him here!!!
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(showing off sex change) I gots da boobies and da snatch. Throw some lipstick on me and I’m a beautiful princess.
“Hey lady, you got one of them microphone signs with a 12 on it?”
You know what else is owned by the Amazon? Fucking pirranahs, that’s what.
“Aww, c’mon! Don’t be that way. Look, I’ll put it back on.”
*wink, wink* I’m not putting it back on.
New Up!
Honey, you don’t even know the best part. These aren’t nipples, they’re reeses peanut butter cups.
That dude looks kinda like Jon Lovitz.
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I swear, I’m hung like a tuna can. Look!