If you’re anything like me, you saw Death Race and probably thought, “Cool idea, but a little too cerebral for my tastes. Plus it’s just so slick and Hollywood.” Well, friend, today we’re in luck, because I have the trailer for Death Racers, which is everything you liked about Death Race plus 1000% more Insane Clown Posse.
It stars, uh, Violent J and, um, Shaggy 2 Dope. It goes straight to DVD on September 23rd, and the tagline is It’s not about the speed…It’s about the BLOOD! Though for the people that would actually buy this I’m gonna have to guess that it probably is about the speed.
[Thanks 2 RoboPanda for the tip]
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Hey, Scot Levy/Raven is in this, too.
That’s SO Raven!
Whenever The Mighty Feklahr sees Juggaloes, He is reminded of that scene in First Blood where the nice policemen hose off Rambo in the cellar.
…
What He is saying is, these guys need a fucking wash.
Whenever The Mighty Feklahr sees Juggaloes, He believes there is a God and that His trailer park is Hell.
Whenever The Mighty Feklahr sees Juggaloes, He is actually less afraid of clowns, and more in hate with mankind.
The Insane Clown Posse is to acting what the Insane Clown Posse is to professional wrestling and rap music.
Rider for Insane Clown Posse:
20 cans of gold spray paint
4 “extra-snug” penis pumps
4 “extra-large” toxic silicone butt plugs
Diary of Anne Frank
When I drink too many Morgan and Cokes, I turn into Slobberin’ J.
Whenever The Mighty Feklahr sees Juggaloes, He leaves the Hot Topic at the mall.
I thought I met a juggalo in a mall bathroom once. He just kept saying “ICP”. turns out he was autistic and I was pissing on his shoe.
Look out Drunkards, it’s a Feksplosion!
I feel sorry for Shaggy 2 Dope’s twin brother, Addicted.
I remember when these douches were fucking around in WCW back in the day. I thought they died shortly after. Guess I was right.
I was a HUGE ICP fan!
About 10 years ago. Give or take.
Straight to DVD? Are you sure it’s not a straight to youtube video?
Rel-flux, I swear to JHC that everytime I see your avatar pic of The Chin it just makes my fuckin day.
Asked about his acting style, Violent J said, “I know what clown I am. I’m the clown playin’ the clown, disguised as another clown!”
I’d prefer Death Razors, featuring ICP, a self realization of their careers, and a couple of bathtubs.
Whenever I see Juggaloes walking towards me, I go to the other side of the street.
Wait, I may be confusing Juggalo with something else.
tantflu, I forgot to thank you for the GenePoopPusher comment last night. Laughed out loud at that.
After seeing the budget for this movie, even Roger Corman thought they were being “a little cheap.”
Shouldn’t they be driving one of those cars where the doors/wheels fall off when ever the horn is honked, and whenever it pulls up, ten dwarves and a chimpanzee in a waistcoat should clamber out.
Why don’t retards protest this movie?
After looking at ICP, I would have figured their movie would just be them taking apart every electronic device in their trailer and then putting them back together. You know like that kid in “Searching for Bobby Fischer,” but on meth.
I’ll wait for the sequel, Race Deathers, in which the members of ICP get dismeboweled by actual black rappers with talent.
Just as I change my avatar, I come back to find out Erswi’s day has been being made whenever he sees my old one. Well no more! Now…OLD bruce!
And no prob, GenePP, I was hoping people realized I was being satirical yesterday.
White rappers in order of talent according to JHC-
1. 3rd Bass (c’mon you knew that was at the top)
2. M&M
3. Snow
4. Vanilla Ice
5. Me
6. You
7. ICP
Making fun of ICP? Man, you guys are exactly like everyone else in your zeitgeisty-demo-lifestyle pod.
J, thanks for putting me on the list. Glad to know you recognize my skizz-illz.
erswi, So who won the “Name My Kids” contest?
JHC wiff the Tomax and Xamot ref from GI Joe. How can anyone even compete wiff that?
Coincidentally, doctors told Val Kilmer that the blood in his arteries is also involved in a death race.
Perfect. That will help us find the Babies’R'Us registry.
My Death Race money is on Amy Winehouse.
White rappers in order of talent according to JHC-
1. 3rd Bass
<—- still proudly listens to The Cactus Album
Do they curb-stomp people with their big ol clown shoes? Neat!
[i]“It’s not about the speed…it’s about the BLOOD.”[/i]
Another movie about me having sex with my girlfriend while she’s on her period?
Hell yeah, Peet. Loves me some Gas Face.
Hey we should thank ICP for making helping the American economy they single handedly kept soda maker Faygo in buisness all these years i thought their shitty crappy tasting soda wouldnt allow them to stay in the market place but i underestimated the white crappy wigger clown rapper demographic shame on me.
Well fuck you, too, bbtags.
Punctuation? No. Spell Check? No. Run on sentence? Yes.
Often times, the Nobel Prize is awarded to those who have taken a good idea and made it better. I’d like to nominate ICP for the lifetime achievement award for the Anti-Nobel Prize.
Flux, I am so excited, because your avatar will be in my corner of Texas next month!
Im a dork
*Michelle runs around hitting the pot on her head with a wooden spoon*
CRAZY CLOWN PARTY CRAZY CLOWN PARTY
I know I’m not the only one that said, “Finally and Insane Clown Posse Movie!!!!”
Wow, I hope this is as awesome as Disorderlies!
Isn’t he the best Eibz? Sighhhhh. I lurve heem. Let me know how much taller he is than us, just out of curiousity, I’m not making a cage or anything.
By the way, I am the Clive Barker of sex talk.
My girl describes me as the Ebert of sex talk. A lot of mumbling, fumbling, and thumbs where they shouldn’t be. Oh, and I get smacked for it as well.
Mike Myers would like to remind you that he pioneered the phrase “Death Erasers” in reference to his Fembots.
I’m really the Bob Ross of sex talk. Happy little balls.
New Up!
I think you should build a cage. I am bringing a giant butterfly net when I see him. So he can sign it, yeah
Back in high school I dated a girl who should’ve been call Death Braces.
called… saved by GWSNU.
Michelle: I swear if I were ten years younger, 50 lbs lighter, rich, not married, didn’t have all these kids, and still had all my hair… actually, nemmind, then I’d be out of your league.
bmoz, if you get a chance, poke him and say “fluxxy sends his regards…and to release My Name Is Bruce already!”