So Lindsay Lohan is back, sorta, and she’s starring in a movie called Labor Pains. Feel free to watch the trailer, and if you can think of anything remotely interesting about it, you’re better than I.
You might also notice that kid from College is in this too. His name’s Kevin Covais. Apparently, he was once an American Idol finalist and they nicknamed him “Chicken Little”. He’s basically the next Steve McQueen.
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More like Gaybor Pains.
I probably shouldn’t feel so smug about watching La Lohan’s once-promising career morph into an abject failure, yet here I am.
Lindsay Lohan is the King Midas of movies, you know, except she’s not a guy, nor a king, nor does everything she touches turn to gold. I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Lindsay Lohan movies suck.
Oh how cute, another movie that glorifies the publishing industry. Yeah, we’re all rolling in money and celebrating job security in this business.
I think Lindsay knows exactly what having a condom on your belly feels like.
Labor Pains is about a Mexican family, the El-Seevers, and their adventures in raising their children to pick fruit, right?
Only if Kirk Cameron’s character is named Jesus.
I don’t like the new trailer voice over guy. He thinks I can’t read.
How could she get pregnant? Does Samantha Ronson have a turkey baster?
The title of this post brings back tormenting memories of my youth.
I fire pregnant women all the time. I collect their tears and put them on a special shelf.
Kevin Covais looks like the kinda kid that you would charge him money to hang out with him.
Great, a pregnant Lindsay Lohan means she has to start sucking enough dick for two now.
Creepiest ginger kid? Jacktion!
Porn version will be called Labia Pains.
Finally. A new Steve McQueen steps up.
“…she’ll have to stretch the truth.”
Is “truth” latin for “cootchie”?
Kevin Covais’ agent is a monkey with a dartboard.
Brendon Fraser thinks that Kevin Covais kid has a future.
She should just say she watched I Know Who Killed Me to induce spontaneous abortion.
When Covais is in the elevator with McLovin, he clutches his purse.
I think this explains the whole story about Sarah Palin’s daughter; apparently that chick just wants to keep a shitty job. The movie version will be called Juneau.
Tara Reid thinks Lindsay Lohan is a fucking joke.
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These are also the rules of New FilmDrunk
Usually, when a girl tells me she’s pregnant, I just drop-kick their stomach. Just in case the whore is lying.
Upcoming career highlight for SNL guy turned bad actor: Movie with Mel Gibson’s retarded son and a trained Gerbil called “Wheelie Awesome”.
Lindsay Lohan’s stock has plummeted so far that Comedy Central is planning to roast her.
Denise Richards turned down a cameo in this movie
Burnsy, I think she would taste a little gamey.
*Spoiler Alert*
creepy kid gets her drunk and knocks her up for real.
I tried to tell my last boss that I was pregnant before he fired me. He just laughed and said “You can’t get pregnant through the mouth.”
I think the easiest way to get teeth like Sexman’s would be to go down on Lindsay.
Thea was a dyke-o whorebag in a dead end job that she couldn’t afford to lose, so she sucked some dick. The end.
What creeps me out is that Covais looks like a giant sperm with glasses.
Duke, why do you always use your personal stories as movies?
Lindsey Lohan’s sweat is like that hot water underneath chinese all-you-can-eat buffet trays.
They should call this “Suckin’ Cock To Get To The Top”.
No Pauly, thats the New FilmDrunk’s nick name
“Now in Post-Production”
Translation: This is your last chance to shut it down before it hits theatres/DVD where nobody will see it.
I didn’t think Lindsay could produce a post.
Cool, another crack baby with water on the brain and three ears. I smell freakshow!
Eibmoz-because I’m patriotic. Dyke-o whorebag movies are as american as rubber dicks and hair pie.
*Spoiler alert*
There’s a cameo by Dina Lohan in which she, thinking that Lindsay is actually pregnant, gives her pointers on how to use that child to leech off of while still remaining a vapid, useless whore.
Lynne spears thinks her daughters are overachievers.
Sarah Palin thinks Lindsay is a whore.
*Throws hotdog down a hall way*
Hey fags! I know this isn’t the right place for this, but if I’m going to buy an HDTV, mostly for sports viewing, and sexbox playing, is a Vizio that only supports 720p going to fit the bill? I’m poor white trash, so it’s in my price range. Discuss until Vince bans my sorry ass.
Lindsey Lohan’s next movie is going to be called “Labor Union”, where she and her lesbian lover get pregnant simultaneously from the same man and have hilarious adventures evading violent protests and trying not to puncture the unborn baby’s head with a rubber dildo.
*runs down hallway, picks up hot dog with butt cheeks, waddles back*
Burnsy, I am awed by your talents
JHC, LCD 1080p is the way to go. You can get a 42″ for around $700-$900.
what’s your price range, size range, plasma or lcd, j?
Burnsy, How’d that hot dog get chili on it?…Wait, that’s not chili!
Eibz, you should see me watermelon crawl.
I’d like plasma, 42″ish, 12hundy or less, DirecTV is who provides my television service.
LCD > Plasma
Really? I read that LCD doesn’t hold up to fast moving images as well. I just don’t want to get something home and wish I’d just stayed with my old telly.
Where’s this Mancini fellow that wants to watch me take a two hour shit?
I just finished 11 pounds of chili and am rearing to go!
I have both and find the LCD superior at various distances and in all kinds of action. I mostly watch sports and movies and 1080p on LCD is awesome. I make the wife watch the plasma upstairs. ‘Cause I’m like that.
Fair ’nuff GPP. But bear in mind, if I buy an LCD and it fucks up my Call of Duty 4 mojo because of ghosting or lag, I’ll ream you a new asshole over the interwebs. :-)
New Up!
I don’t know nuthin’ about gamin’, but I think if it kicks ass for sports and movies, it should handle the job. In any event, my old asshole is kind of old and smelly anyway.
nePoo’s right, J. LCDs are much better now. The only reason I have a plasma is because the LCDs hadn’t come down in price in the size range I wanted. 42ish is perfect; but I would recommend going with 1080p.