09.03.08 HEY, IT’S THAT CREEPY KID AGAIN
So Lindsay Lohan is back, sorta, and she’s starring in a movie called Labor Pains. Feel free to watch the trailer, and if you can think of anything remotely interesting about it, you’re better than I.
You might also notice that kid from College is in this too. His name’s Kevin Covais. Apparently, he was once an American Idol finalist and they nicknamed him “Chicken Little”. He’s basically the next Steve McQueen.
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HEY, IT’S THAT CREEPY KID AGAIN
More like Gaybor Pains.
I probably shouldn’t feel so smug about watching La Lohan’s once-promising career morph into an abject failure, yet here I am.
Lindsay Lohan is the King Midas of movies, you know, except she’s not a guy, nor a king, nor does everything she touches turn to gold. I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Lindsay Lohan movies suck.
Oh how cute, another movie that glorifies the publishing industry. Yeah, we’re all rolling in money and celebrating job security in this business.
I think Lindsay knows exactly what having a condom on your belly feels like.
Labor Pains is about a Mexican family, the El-Seevers, and their adventures in raising their children to pick fruit, right?
Only if Kirk Cameron’s character is named Jesus.
I don’t like the new trailer voice over guy. He thinks I can’t read.
How could she get pregnant? Does Samantha Ronson have a turkey baster?
The title of this post brings back tormenting memories of my youth.
I fire pregnant women all the time. I collect their tears and put them on a special shelf.
Kevin Covais looks like the kinda kid that you would charge him money to hang out with him.
Great, a pregnant Lindsay Lohan means she has to start sucking enough dick for two now.
Creepiest ginger kid? Jacktion!
Porn version will be called Labia Pains.
Finally. A new Steve McQueen steps up.
“…she’ll have to stretch the truth.”
Is “truth” latin for “cootchie”?
Kevin Covais’ agent is a monkey with a dartboard.
Brendon Fraser thinks that Kevin Covais kid has a future.
She should just say she watched I Know Who Killed Me to induce spontaneous abortion.
When Covais is in the elevator with McLovin, he clutches his purse.
I think this explains the whole story about Sarah Palin’s daughter; apparently that chick just wants to keep a shitty job. The movie version will be called Juneau.
Tara Reid thinks Lindsay Lohan is a fucking joke.
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Usually, when a girl tells me she’s pregnant, I just drop-kick their stomach. Just in case the whore is lying.
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