DOUBLE IMPACT GUY TO DIRECT HERCULES
09.04.08
If you heard “Hercules movie” and instantly thought it would be some low-budget, b-movie joke, guess again. Hercules: The Beginning is set to be directed by none other than Sheldon Lettich, whom you may remember from his masterpiece, Double Impact (see above and after the jump). I can’t wait.
[Variety]
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However, if it was the guy who directed Double Dragon…
Porn version will be called Herpules: Rash Beginnings
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In real life, Bolo Yeung plays the villain of my heart.
This is good news for the republicans.
I mean the guy wrote Rambo III. So you know he’s really comfortable around sweaty guys with big muscles. Is it getting hot in here?
Shit, as long as I can yet again be coddled through puberty with a “jelous brother paranoid that his twin is fucking his girlfriend” scene, I don’t care who the fuck directs this movie.
Hercules director? Is dat da’ guy fwom Double Impact?
I’m assuming Hercules’ twin brother is named Jercules for this movie
Missing: Hoo Boy That’s Gay tag.
Do they need a frame of reference for a half-god strongman? Do we need an entire movie dedicated to where he came from? I mean, if the movie is gonna be all about Zeus fucking around, then I guess I’m cool with that.
When he tears his shirt off at the 1:02 mark, I lose my ability to walk.
If Hercules is played by Jason Statham… I don’t know, it will be pretty damn bad.
Bolo Yeung will play Hercules’ nemesis; Slanteeides.
Oh, I didn’t realize he also wrote Only The Strong; that changes things.
(Side note: every time I watch black people do capoeira, I feel really racist)
<=== Did someone say Double Dragon, AND Only The Strong?
I heard that Sarah Palin’s retarded baby is funding this movie.
i dont know, why would a studio invest $$ into a hercules movie? it’s all greek to me
chong li really freaks me out
When asked for comment, Kevin Sorbo said “I appreciate that you clear your own tables, but please stop throwing the trays away too.”
If there’s two things that Double Impact taught me, they’re 1) two of something makes it “double” and 2) Japs are terrible people.
Don’t talk shit about Sorbo. The man was in Meet the Spartans.
donkey, you forgot the part where he goes back to the wait station and cries like gabriella until someone has to shove him out of the way of the micros, ‘KEVIN! number 13 needs more iced tea! stop cryin’ like a little herculean BITCH and work!’
James Earl Jones was about to sign onto this movie before he realized that he was dead but his career didn’t have to be.
If I could do the splits, I sure-as-fuck wouldn’t be doing them in front of girls.
Off topic, yeah yeah, blow me…
HEY SOUP!! Season premier of Sarah Connor Chronicles Monday! Mmmmmm, Summer Glau.
<—Yes, I did fund this movie. Tropic Thunder needed a response.
Sarah Connor Chronicles!?!? Damn, wish I could tune in on Monday, but I’m planning on having an airplane wing cut me in half this weekend.
8=D:(
fuck these emoticons in their crying asses.
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*chodin notices that there are no more emoticons*
HOLY FUCK!?! RIGHT ON!!!!
In the 1980s, doing splits meant you could attract the ladies. In the 2000s, doing splits means you might be raped by Andy Dick.
Doing the splits will always mean one thing and one thing only to me: I’m that much closer to sucking my own cock.
New Up!
If i couls suck myself off, i sure as hell wouldn’t be posting here. or MySpace. or Vampire Freaks. or craigslist casual encounters section.