HEAD OF SKATE
09.26.08This video (what would happen if Sarah Palin was a Disney movie??) is everywhere today so I might as well post it. Seriously though, guys, be careful about giving them ideas, especially with a clever name. These are after all the same people who made Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Retards don’t know they’re being made fun of, they just enjoy the attention.
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My brain processes “Sarah Palin” and “Head” in the same sentence and gets caught in a loop…I’ll be right back.
I prefer “Kansas City Bomber”, but i can still jerk off to this too.
How does College Humor make something pretty funny like this, yet MADtv is still absolute garbage?
MTV is reporting that there will be a spin-off musical about Bristol Palin entitled “Pulling the Goalie”.
Vince, we’re all paying attention to you.
They should make one of these about Joe Biden and the importance of looking both ways before pulling into an intersection. It could be called, “Mommy, look out for that big fucking truck! AAAAHHHHHH!!! BOOOOOOOMMMMMM
The good news is, she can use the protective head-gear for her baby!
(What is this vid about?)
The porn version will be called “Zamboner”.
(sorry nePoo)
I smell a winner. Geesh Fek, you musta gotten some hella good pussy last night, because your focus is laser like today, brah.
You beat me once tyNi. I won’t challenge you again.
I have the same reaction to Palin as I do to most women: I’d fuck her, but I wouldn’t vote for her.
Vince, we’re all paying attention to you.
**claps forearms together, barks like seal**
**swallows herring**
By the way, I don’t understand why people are so freaked out by the thought of Palin having “her finger on the button.” I like it when girls do that, because I get winded pretty easily.
The sequel will be called Red White and The Blues, where Palin takes over an NHL team in St. Louis and proves that it’s impossible to do a worse job running that organization than they’re doing right now.
*winks at Burnsy*
Not only that, but I rolled 4 CRITICALS IN A ROW making armour for my dwarf guardian on LOTRO, too!
Seriously, though, Palin was talking about the bulldog’s penis, right?
Palin, being the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces runs into her first political scandal when she’s caught with a five-minute major.
Who is Palin?
witty nickname sez: MTV is reporting that there will be a spin-off musical about Bristol Palin entitled “Pulling the Goalie”.
As a tale of high school romance, hockey and Bristol’s snatch, I think they should adapt an old classic — new title: “Crease.”
*bursts into the room, out of breath*
THEY’RE GONNA DEBATE! THE DEBATE IS ON!
*checks out Pauly’s bulge*
Damn, sailor.
You know what? The country is going to hell in a handbasket no matter who wins, so I ask you this. Would you rather spend the remaining years jerkin’ it to Palin or Joe Biden? Robo, you don’t get an answer.
HI LUCH!
They should have worked a snowmobile race in there somehow. Beyond their budget, probably.
Which Palin, J? (pleasesayretardpleasesayretardpleasesayretard)
By the by, I just uploaded some wedding photos in the Society group, wink wink, nudge nudge.
I can’t watch this video. it’s just a blank screen. I’ve tried to look elese where and every where it’s a black screen.
Damn.
I’m not sure the American People are ready to call a briefcase full of nuclear launch codes “The Puck”.
Rotty ups the ante with: “As a tale of high school romance, hockey and Bristol’s snatch, I think they should adapt an old classic — new title: “Crease.””
Of course, if Bristol Palin’s pregnancy ends up turning off too many religious-right voters and costing McCain/Palin the White House, the movie could be called “Penalty Box”.
Title this “Beverly Hill Chihuahahs II”
*Spoiler Alert* Palin calls a penalty on Putin for having too much curve on his stick.
new up, more Tom Cruise
New Up Guy??
The best thing about Palin is that she resembles a strict librarian. The bad thing is that I checked out Catch-22 in 1997 and I don’t think I returned it…
All I know is that if there’s one term every hockey mom should understand, it’s “backhand”.
hi fek