This is the latest TV spot for Oliver Stone’s W. It’s only 30 seconds long, but it does give us new glimpses of Thandie Newton as Condoleeezzza Rice, Richard Dreyfuss as Dick Cheney, and Jeffrey Wright as Colin Powell. I like how Josh Brolin does a perfect George W. impression while James Cromwell doesn’t even pretend to be pretending to be George Senior. “F*ck you, Stone, I’m gonna play this one like the farmer from Babe.”
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I wonder if Olly will turn George gay like he did Alexander the Great>
That’ll do, W. That’ll Do.
When I go see this, I’m going to sit in the back and to the right.
No way emu, You couldn’t possibly make a sheltered, rich, WASP, Yale cheerleader with a southern accent look kinda queer.
The Mighty Feklahr once heard that baby pigs don’t have teeth…
I also heard that George W. can talk to animals…
Who also likes to play dress up and pretend he’s a cowboy. Hmmm, good point boPa.
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Oliver Stone can eat a dick.
There you are J you cockfucker! Thanks for those great football pool picks!
*chodin enters theater and notices an African American family*
” Oh cool, you guys all dressed up like Obama. Cool, cool…*takes sip from pop* “
No, really thank you!
This movie is approved by John McCain.
So, this couldn’t be anything other than a comedy, right? Nice to see James Cromwell getting another big shot role – check out his imdb filmography. All he ever plays is presidents, generals, royalty, doctors, bishops, etc. It’s about time some director tested him and cast him as a drooling degenerate dwarf that children recoil from in horror, y’know, like your mom.
Stone Soup Why would you go see this?? Why would you encourage Oliver Stone to make more movies???!?!?!?!
I’ll turn to Hollywood for political advice when I turn to Washington, D.C. for entertainment.
On second thought…
When is Olly gonna make his movie about how 9/11 was perpetrated by demolition expert jews to instigate the US invasion of the heathen lands of Mohamed? (PaBBUH)
I would Only encourage you to go see this movie if you dressed in a giant penis costume and jumped up and down right in front of the screen everytime W. opens is mouth.
True Story: I saw Olly at a Dodgers game last year and called him a dick.
I pointed at him and said, “You’re a dick.” Then threw a peanut at my daughter.
Hey man! I fuckin’ apologized for that buttfucking on Monday. The only goddamned way I could’ve been more wrong is if I’d picked fucking NBA teams to win those games. Fuck….
No sweat J, everybody blew in that pool, I came in second with 8 wins.
Just like a dildo from Nebraska to think he kneauxs anything about football.
Meanwhile, Paul Giammati will be hiding in an alley, ready to beat Josh Brolin unconscious with his Emmy award.
True story: I went to the Dodgers game last night…and I still don’t give a fuck about baseball.
Coincidence that I also don’t give a fuck about this movie? Fate, kids, fate.
Erswi, you Louisianans could take more advice from Midwesterners about football; maybe if you would have listened to anybody who knew about Martin Grammatica at K-State, you might have been able to beat Denver.
If I’m ever down in a well with the Goonies, you can bet your cock head that I wouldn’t be wasting wishes on playing George W. someday.
True Story: I went to the bathroom last night and grunted out a replica of the Bush administration’s economic policies.
Oliver Stone’s George W. once punched a giant fucking octopus.
I know enough about football to know the SEC is overrated and that nobody from that conference will be playing for the National Title. It’ll be USC and the winner of the Big 12.
Brolin got stoned!!!!
*chodin sticks out high-five to Oliver Stone; Stone puts his cigarette out in chodin’s palm*
Either Donkey is good at pretending to be clueless about football, or I’m clueless about football. I know that K-State is gonna have a shitty existence for quite a few years, and know that erswi breathed a sigh of relief and disappointment that he didn’t meet us in the BCS. Other than that, PURPLE SUCKS HARD.
Nommy, what the hell are you talking about? All I was referencing was the Martin Grammatica played for K-State and sucked back then.
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner…
What does the Talking Heads have to do with this? Byrne’s gonna be pissed, gonna start karate chopping people in his gigantic suit n shit.
Hey, do you gays know of any good social networking sites where I can talk about sports?
No, okay fuck it.
This is not my beautiful wife!
{smacks self in head}
with a name like Grammatica your not off to a good start any where
Yeah, but then you were all “Denver this and Denver that”. Here’s to hoping that LSU got beat by some Denver community college. *raises glass in cheers* Fucking nasty ass purple drink.
Well, it’s time for me to get some lunch, cuz if ya don’t eat, ya don’t shit.
And this guy {double thumbs to chest} looooves to shit!
oh, ahem, *cough* Oliver Stone is the best thing to happen to politics since Mussolini was executed.
Olly thinks Talking Heads and George W go hand in hand. Just like Ben-Hur and football.
By Cromwell, I’m sick of this new Conan movie!
This just in: JHC has lost his fucking mind. That is all.
Olly’s George W. is the heir to a baked bean empire.
The only thing I’d like to see less than Oliver Stone’s W is Oliver Stone’s PP.
Personally I think Frontline’s Bush’s War was all you really need to see what a joke this presidency was, not an Olly hack job…It’s funny in a slit your wrists kinda way
Baked bean empire? You wouldn’t want to be on the wrong end of that deal!!!
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
I can’t wait until Oliver Stone’s “Palin” comes out.
Which wookie is that Fek? heheh
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury. I’m just a simple country chicken lawyer, but I’d like to introduce the following transcript into evidence.
JHC says – I know enough about football to know the SEC is overrated and that nobody from that conference will be playing for the National Title. It’ll be USC and the winner of the Big 12.
Your honor, the prosecution rests. That fucker’s nuttier than a bushel of acorns.
Man, that fart joke really inspired Him, He thinks He will go to Kinnick Stadium (Home of the Hawkeyes!), eat about 5 frozen burritos, run stairs for half an hour or so to get GOOD AND FUCKING SWEATY, then sit down on the aluminum benches there and try to rip off a thunderous “Echo Fart”!
New up. LSU still whoops your Big 12 ass.
I know this isn’t wwtdd, but I’m a little disappointed that the Olly in question here isn’t the Olly girls.
Fuck you all, Fresno State/Appalachian State will take the world!
Your honor, I move that erswi’s previous comment be stricken from the record on the grounds that ….Purple. fucking PURPLE.
If an SEC team plays for the title, I’ll eat my fucking Jimmy Hat.