FREE FOR ALL: UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP
09.05.08
F is for Falcon Punch
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Friday Free For All is that special time when Vince posts funny videos and I post disturbing ones. Gather ’round, children. Uncle Panda has something wonderful to share with you.
Today’s clip comes from Jimmie Kimmel Live! and is part of their “Unnecessary Censorship” series, in which they bleep things that don’t need to be bleeped to make everything sound perverted. This time, they bleeped out Sesame Street and created the greatest show that has ever– Hang on, the doorbell’s ringing. Well, hello, Chris Hansen. I was just baking cookies. Do you want — oh, you brought your own cookies? Hey, you wanna buy some weed?
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C is for Cunt
“*bleep* you baby” is the funniest fucking thing Elmo has ever said.
B is for Butthole, that’s good enough for Robo.
It’s okay people, he’s gay and has a sense of humor. You can come out from under your desks, unless your boss is almost there, then finish that shit you dickteases.
R is for Rader Nation.
with the letters around Cookie Monster’s head, I can only assume that his giant blue noggin is covering up a B.
A is for A2M
Today’s post is brought to you by the letters ‘B’ and ‘J’ and the number 69.
Reminds me of this classic clip of the Count:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
Ernie laughs like a black guy.
Has Cookie Monster ever been seen below the waist? I guess they don’t want to show his blue balls.
I’ve been wanting to do this to a Bob The Builder clip for a long time.
What wasn’t seen is Oscar the Grouch sucking dick for heroin and shooting up with Snuffleupagus.
That asian kid was totally lying about the size of his *bleep*
The things these kids are doing to the muppets are not much different than what I used to do to my favorite toy, Flopsie. Then again, I was 16 and “Flopsie” was my nickname for my 8-year-old cousin. He will be missed…
http://j-dawg101.tripod.com/id11.html
See Bob the gangsta and Cookie Mobster..
UPROXXX WTF
What’s sad is that Grover had to pay double for that “Happy Ending”
Also not seen, Big Bird doing lines off some hooker’s ass.
Also not seen, Guy Smiley sucking dick for a scoop.
Yo! RoboPanda! Here! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7599824.stm
RoboPanda! Here! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7599824.stm
dammit, im trying to send a tip to robopanda. wtf?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7599824.stm
ghostbusters 3. Fuck you wordpress uproxx filmdurnk.
I was always partial to Sweetums, until I found out the horrible things he did to Statler and Waldorf. His nickname is “Snow Dragon” for a reason.
Nom, you better be fuckin’ around because you’re bored.
Ghostbusters 3. In production. Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyododod. Search Variety, bbc. Fuck it’s on yahoo news.
its in production?? sweet, i read on slashfilm that they wanted to apatow crew to handle it to have the ghostbusters be stupid-homoerotic-potheads that tell dick jokes while capturing ghosts
I know about it already, nom. May or may not post about it today. But thanks for charging the Uproxx gates the bring news of the outside world.
I had no choice. This shit was censoring my subtle tip. Or circumsizing it.
If Bobby Brown isn’t on the soundtrack for GB 3, it would be a travesty.
No, Isaac Hayes is slated for the soundtrack. He finishes the soundtrack, then they capture him and send him back to Xenu’s volcano. It’s a movie within a movie within a stupid religion.
Ghostbusters Tres!! I ain’t scared of no ghosts. I am however terrified that Hurricane Ike might be headed my way. I may be reporting from Tex-ASS again by the beginning of next week.
erswi makes me think….why do assteroids come from space, but hemorroids come from your ass? Nah but seriously, you guys should move to somewhere with less hurricane action and more tornado/orange bowl/ncaa championship action.
Hurricane Ike is going to hit you like Tina Turner, Erswi.
Nebraska eleven, thirteen, and fourteen years ago?
Yeah. Nebraska. Move to nebraska. *whispers to JHC…”That’ll show em! Hehe!*
New Up!
Nom, “in development” is not the same as “in production.”
*chodin climbs out from trash can*
Goddamn, I’ll tell you what, that Oscar can suck one grouchy dick.
No shit. I’m hoping he bites. I’ll at least know that there is one house in La. that has running water and internet access for sale. I need to get the fuck outta here, for real.
Yes it is.
Ummm, good thing about hurricanes? You can fuckin see em coming and get the fuck outta the way. Tornadoes? Not so much.
amen hommie. But we like to live dangerous in the midwest. We even let black people walk around at night around here. That, my friend, is baller shit.
Yeah, you’re right. Tornadoes are more intense. They’re for us who live on the edge. Although I call em Tornad’ohs.
New up suckas.
Hey, remember BERT IS EVIL? Me too!
http://www.bertisevil.tv/