Just in case you’re some kind of taintbadger who doesn’t come here every day, here’s some of what you missed this week:

The Dark Knight passed the half-billion mark, and I passed half a chipotle burrito so there.

16-year-old Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson tells us what really makes her taco pop.

Pour a little of your drank out for Don LaFontaine, the movie trailer voiceover guy.

I shouldn’t still be laughing at Kermit Bale but I am. 

Some people say The Big Lebowski is ten years old now.  Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Red band trailer for Zack & Miri Make a Porno sure to offend somebody I don’t like.

New trailer for Max Payne almost makes me forget it’s Marky Mark.  Feel it feel it.

Sticky Fingaz made a rap musical well worth watching.

Women be shoppin’.

Elmo be cursin’.

– RoboPanda