HELLO SH-TTY
09.03.08Wax on, Wax of- Christ I’m bored. When do we break for lunch?
The Dragonballz trailer isn’t online yet, but some stills have made their way to the internets (I’ve included all of them after the jump). It’s amazing that a movie could look this shitty with source material like this:
A monkey-tailed boy named Son Goku is found by an old martial arts expert and raised as his grandson. One day, during a full moon, Goku transforms into a giant ape and accidentally kills his adopted grandfather, but later has no recollection of it. Several years later, Bulma, on a quest to retrieve the seven Dragon Balls and have her wish granted by the dragon that will appear, meets Goku, now living alone with the four-star Dragon Ball that he treats as his dead grandfather. Goku decides to accompany Bulma on her quest, and along the way, meets and befriends many martial artists, undergoes rigorous martial arts training regimes and educational programs, and faces various challengers and villains, often at the Tenka-ichi Budōkai.
As the series continues, Goku goes from childhood into adulthood, and his first child, Son Gohan goes through similar experiences. As Goku evolves, so do many his rivals, including Piccolo and Vegeta, with some changing from evil to good. Goku himself dies and comes back to life several times, and becomes the top martial arts superhero in the universe.
I may or may not have mentioned this before, but the Japanese are completely insane.







Between the look on his face and the flowered shirt, it’s safe to say Chow Yun Fat is officially mailing it in.
Hey, who doesn’t like to root for an ordinary, everyday guy who occasionally turns into a giant ape and has no apparent fear of death because he can keep coming back? I mean, finally, a character I can identify with!
You had me at “A monkey-tailed boy”. And by had me, I mean had me certain that I will never watch this movie.
This is just a word for word rip off of Gary Busey’s autobiography, “Wait, What Now?”
I just dont think Chow Yun Fat is very committed to that high-five he’s giving.
That move is the banner pic is known as the “Stink Palm”.
I thought I had a tail once, but when I stood up from the toilet, it dropped off.
Where is the tentacle porn in this? Its never gonna work without tentacle porn.
I’m holding out for The Powerpuff Girls.
If turning into an ape makes you a powerful martial arts expert, then I think McCain’s adopted daughter is about to kick some ass.
If a dragon has seven balls, it’s cock must have a huge pee hole. Just sayin’.
I could never hold out for the Powerpuff Girls. I musta cum within 20 seconds.
<— Mad at Vince for copyright infringement
I use to tell my younger cousin years ago that he was gay for liking this kind of shit.
Now he’s gay.
Case in point.
Piccolo and Vegeta sounds like an organic coffee shop in San Franciso, just saiyin.
BTK ^^ I’m embarrassed at the joke I just made and if you got it, there’s a chance we won’t get along.
New Up!
you know if you photoshopped Bill Murray’s face over Chow’s it would still look right. And by right I mean sad.