‘DOUBT’ LOOKS OSCAR-Y
09.15.08
The trailer for Doubt, based on the Pulitzer-prize winning play, has hit the web. It may have just edged out The Soloist as the most Oscar-y looking movie of the year. The rundown:
Phillip Seymour Hoffman plays the headmaster at a Catholic school, who gets accused of kiddie-diddling by a bitchy old nun played by Meryl Streep. Did he do it, or is the old nun just being her bitchy self and settling personal grievances? NILF Amy Adams isn’t sure who to believe.
I haven’t seen the play so I don’t know what the answer is. I’ll tell you this though, a guy who doesn’t rape little boys doesn’t call his house a “rectory”.
Thanks to Robo for the tip
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NILF – lol
Hab SoSlI’ Quch!
Look at that forehead, tell Him He is wrong!
Mighty One, The Snake should be welcomed with open arms and buttoned pants.
Rectory? Damn near killed him!
So technically it’s not a spoiler if I tell you they play Chicago’s “Hard Habit to Break” under the closing credits, right?
Altar boy: “What do you want me to do with this bucket?”
Priest: “Phillip…”
Altar boy: “And while I’m pissing into this bucket, do you want me to take my shirt off?”
Priest: ” Seymour…”
Altar Boy: “Forgive me Father, but I must ask, who’s your favorite BMX rider?”
Priest: “Hoffman…”
Defendant: “Oh right, and I suppose no one in this court room has ever tripped over their own shoelace and ended up with Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s dick in their mouth?”
Interesting take on the Penguin. I was expecting a top hat, though.
…who gets accused of kiddie-diddling by a bitchy old nun played by Meryl Streep.
Nuns. Always cock blocking.
I don’t mean to sound gay or nothing, but I’d rather get Hoffman’d than Streep’d.
Oh sure, Vince, credit me for the one about rapey priests . . . You get me. You really get me.
Penguin? Damn near killed him!
Alternate title: ‘Nun The Wiser’
While I was waiting for the trailer to load I wasn’t really paying attention to the screen and a teaser for Choke played so the first audio I heard was “If this movie doesn’t touch you, touch yourself”
I thought Miramax must be going after the coveted 30-50 year old pedophile demographic.
Qaplah! Jake the Snake can be the official public spokesman of the Midwest 3…OH! And he could moonlight as the ice cream truck driver!!!
The Mighty Feklahr just came.
finally hollywood taking on this taboo subject of priests fucking little kids!!
Great future New York Post headline about Sean Combs and his children’s nanny::
Did He? Diddy Diddles Kiddies, Riddles Old Biddy.
I “movie title” that I’ll watch this piece of shit.
How relevant. Call me when this movie takes place in a hurricane while his family business is going under.
Well Christ on a cracker, you name this dude “the headmaster” and what the fuck do you expect to happen?
“The Soloist” is my nickname for my hand. Apparently “Jill” was already taken.
I’m just glad to hear the word “headmaster” used somewhere other than my wife’s high school reunion.
Alternate title: “Pubic Hair? Nun.”
Alternate title: Crosshairs
Lince, why the “o”?
Alternate Title: “Father Peter O’phile”
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Which two of you were responsible for this?
New Up!
All the boys will say is that the blood of Christ gives you one hell of a hangover and a sketchy memory about why your asshole hurts.
This Christmas, Jesus isn’t the only one expecting a second coming…
This is just gonna be like Spiderman 2 all over again where its like every other “Hollywood” child molestation story where the little boy gets molested but never cums. Well you can count me out.