DANE COOK DOES IT AGAIN!
09.17.08In this new clip from My Best Friend’s Girl, Dane Cook does what he does best: recycle 10-year-old jokes from Urban Dictionary. At the dinner table – ewww!
OMG, bro, he’s totally talking about the Dirty Houdini! That’s like what would happen if the Dirty Sanchez gave the Houdini a Cleveland Steamer! He totally reminds me me my big bro, Tony! One time I touched a girl’s boob! Please think I’m cool!
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I remember a time when nobody had ever heard of Dane Cook, and I didn’t have to hear about him. Ah, good times.
Since I assume “it” is not “commit suicide”, I am not interested.
The Mighty Feklahr wants to give Dane Cook the “qoSlIj DatIvjaj gAh durchfall”.
Fuck, i laughed. Do i have to go stand in a corner with a Dutch cap on?
Still missing the strikethrough.
(Slithering Diarrhea Happy Birthday)…use your imagination
CB del and /del, it’s not too hard.
Hudson, Cook, and Biggs.
I fucking dare you to come up with three, less talented hacks in one film. I double guns, thumbfuck your ass dare you…
Now that there’s no more latest comments thread either i had a play on an old thread with a few of the suggestions regarding the formatting. I’ll go and have another play.
J-was Spike Lee in Righteous Kill?
Dane Cook is almost as funny as terminal cancer.
My wife gave me the “Dane Cook” last night. Right as I was about to come, she screamed at me incoherently and said things I stopped caring about a long time ago.
I doubt it Fek. I honestly don’t ever remember seeing Pacino in a movie with a black guy in it. Shit, or Deniro for that matter. Then again, I’ve only seen the first two Godfathers and Rocky and Bullwinkle, so….
Dane Cook love Mexicans.. I swear he told me.
I fucking dare you to come up with three, less talented hacks in one film. I double guns, thumbfuck your ass dare you…
Can we count Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, AND Eddie Murphy?
This will not be one of those, “it’s so bad, it’s good” situations…
“I don’t get it.”
Neither do we, kid. Neither do we.
One of the hottest chicks I have ever met gave me her MySpace info. I checked out her site and when I saw how much she was into Dane Cook and that she thought that I Now Pronounce You, Chuck & Larry was “the funniest movie she ever saw”, it just killed it. Fucking dumbass!
Dane Cook playing a character that hangs around parties talking to little boys about penises? It’s the role he was born to play, baby!
Tengo-that was Lince in drag!
Jazz hands! Choking on dick! People that say “Bless you!” Cops are dicks! Girls take forever to get ready for anything! Dot-heads are funny talkers!
Dane Cook is an avante garde comedian for retards with no sense of cliche.
Fuck him.
…hung…over…
…bad…
Shhhh, nobody talk to loud.
DONT TURN ON THE LIGHT!!
…fuck that was loud…
Dane Cook < Swedish Chef
yeah, not too hard?*hears sounds*
Okay, now? Right. Yeah, I fucking hate Jason Bigs.
Thanks for the life line J!
Dane Cook is a king of stand up comedy and sit down peeing.
When I first read the headline “Dane Cook Does it Again” I thought we were talking about giving Comedy Central something it can run guilt free at 2am on a Wednesday. Then I realized Dane Cook was just in a movie. Then I realized that those two things were one in the same.
How about Tyler Perry, Drew Barrymore and Dane Cook in a Seth MacFarlane animated adaptation of Jungle Fever?
Fuck you Bursny! If that shit actually happens, I’m personally coming to Florida to drink your booze. Asshole…
It’s really easy to hate Dane Cook. I’m lazy, so therefore, doing so caters to two of my more basic needs; being lazy and hating unfunny assholes that other unfunny assholes think are funny.
I have a comfy couch in the guest room, J, and I’ve got brand new Blu Ray copies of 21 and Postal!
new up
Lets look at this logically, shall we.
1. Kate Hudson only has a job because she’s slightly good looking(with no boobs at all), but her parents are Hollywood icons.
2. Cook is only famous because Frat Houses have terrible air handling systems.
3. Biggs is famous for being able to fake an orgasm better than your Mom.
I swear if Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia ever team up and go on tour, I’ll take one for the team. I’ll fire bomb the shit outta that arena.