Sorry I have no actual prizes to give the winners this week, folks.  You’ll just have to settle for the right to brag to the boss who’d fire you if he knew what you did all day.  As always, nominate your favorite comments for next week’s comments of the week in the comments section of this post.

Choosing a winner this week was tough, but I had to go with Rotwangchung and Michelle07′s justice-related one-two punch from the International trailer post:

Michelle07 says, “I went outside the system of Justice once, just to pee though.”

Rotwangchung says, “I’d fight for Justice, but only because every time they make a statue of her, she’s got a boob out.”

Then there was The Mighty Feklahr, who beat me to a bunch of LOLcat jokes in the Hugging Lion thread.

The Mighty Feklahr says, “CABLE INSTALLED, MOAR AMINAL PLANET, PLZ”
The Mighty Feklahr says, “U NEEDZ CONVERTER BOX BY FEBRARY 2009″

From The Fresh Prince of Egypt thread:

Michelle07 says, “The license plate says Ra and it had goat in the mirror.”

From the Black Captain America thread:

JHC says, “Black Captain America’s shield is 24″, chrome, and continues to spin after he catches it.

The Puerto Rican Christmas trifecta:

Burnsy says, “On Datsun, on Hyundai, on Geo, on Escort!”

Michelle07 says, “They all put their shoes out the night before Christmas so the Chupacabra will come and leave presents in them (he craps in them).”

Pauly Dangerously says, “The only thing Mexicans unwrap on Christmas are tamales.”

In the Disturbia Gets Sued thread, Mark It Zero confuses D.J. Caruso (Disturbia director) and David Caruso (CSI Miami), but I was willing to overlook it because everyone loves making fun of CSI Miami.

Mark It Zero says, “I don’t understand why D.J. Caruso has to be so greedy. He’s got a good thing going with CSI: Miami.
*Standing over dead clown with a balloon animal stuck in his ass*
‘This guy became the butt of his own joke. But murder is no laughing matter.’” [Editor adds: *Blasts opening riff of "I Won't Get Fooled Again"*]

In The Changeling trailer thread, Pauly Dangerously points out that I overlooked the obvious joke.

Pauly Dangerously says, “Angelina would never turn down a kid.”

The Kirk Cameron one-two punch:

Donkey Hodey says, “I hear the scene in which the gay town resident is saved from certain death by staying in the closet while God burns his house of sin around him is especially powerful.”

chodin says, “You think God and J.R.R. Tolkien are up in heaven right now, sharing a beer and saying to one another, ‘Man, they really f*cked my book up’?”

And from the guys who brought you the Kirk Cameron one-two punch, the Transformers 2 thread one-two punch:

Donkey Hodey says, “I’d be the UPS van recon-bot, Brown-Eye.”

chodin says, “Every time my truck shakes and acts like it’s about to die, I always shout, ‘Not right now Cassettestereobot!’.  Chicks f*cking love that shit.”

Thank you and good night.  Please tip your waitresses and be sure to not clog this comments section with anything besides comment nominations or I will murder your family.

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