Inkheart stars Brendan Fraser as a guy who reads his kids fairy tales, and (gasp!) they start to come true. F*ck, why hasn’t anyone thought of that before? …Hey. See that headline? That’s French. Pardon my French, but this looks like a piece of shit.
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Inkheart will stink hard.
God damn I hate Brendan Fraser..
What the hell is happening?
To be patriotic, instead of “merde” we should describe this movie as a “steaming pile of freedom.” (Incidentally, “Steaming Pile of Freedom” is also the first single from my upcoming album, Everybody Rotwangchung Tonight )
This just in! Brendan Fraser caught in alley behind Candyland being blown by a tranny hooker called Whoreo!!!!
They were both later gunned down by a raving, morbidly obese lunatic wearing jeans, a Punisher tshirt, and red Chucks.I’d like to see a Fraser-Ali fight (basically it would just be Brendan getting tea-bagged by Sacha Baron Cohen and pretending he didn’t like it).
Two things:
- I seriously think this is the trailer that killed Dan LaFontaine. It sounds just like him at the beginning, but then at the end the VO sounds like my retarded Uncle Jimmie.
- at about 1:40, was that Jim Norton I saw playing with that pile of gold coins? Did he actually get a part in a real movie, or did they just take pity because he thought he was there to roast Helen Mirren?
I like the story he told to his son and got in trouble for. He told them to prick the tip of condoms so his son could trick a girl into getting pregnant. What a wonderful fairy tale.
Breandan Fraser was good on Scrubs**
** mainly because he dies a painful death
Inkfart.
Brendan Fraser was good in Gods and Monsters**
**mainly because of his extremely hott body
I was hoping this would come out on Christmas Day, like the Adam Sandler movie. Then we’d have 3 stories involving fictional characters that people think have come alive.
I am not vinyard. That wasn’t Jim Norton. Pizza is good.
I’m not a big fan of fairy tales — mainly because they tickle my nose.
I’ve had just about enough of this “England is Magical” bullshit. 1000 wizards and not one frikkin’ orthodontist?
Duke-magic, not miracles!
Brokeback Mountain was my favorite fairy tale.
I’m partial to vestigial tails, but that’s only because God punished me with a nub.
Umm isn’t this pretty much the same movie as the Adam Sandler one. At least they could release them in different months. WTF?
Right, Fek. England does have a large population of witches, fairies and ogres, just not the magical kind.
Brendan Frasier was fucking awesome in The Green Mile. He was so quite that you couldn’t even hear him chewing his popcorn and he was sitting right in front of me in the theater.
quite is like quiet, but with less foreplay.
Fuck Mike….
You see bermygal (get a fucking avi) this is the same tactic the Hellywood used with Armagaddon/Deep Impact, Volcano/Dante’s Peak, Abyss/Leviathan; It’s always batter to release disaster movies in pairs.
Read my last post, then;
New up, now with Megan’s freaky spread boobs!
Brendan Frasier is like the white Will Smith i always watch and enjoy his movies
NEW UP, BEX!!!