They’re f-cking adorable when they’re confused
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is a David Fincher film starring Brad Pitt as a guy who is born an old man and gets younger as he ages. It’s set to open on Christmas Day and the visuals look pretty amazing. Anyone want to bet this doesn’t make 10 jillion dollars? Of course, it’s easy to make a sweet movie about a guy who starts looking more and more like a young Brad Pitt. Story wouldn’t be nearly as heartwarming with, say, Paul Giamatti. Hello, my name is Benjamin Button. My case is curious in that I’ve been a stoop-shouldered, weaselly-looking bald guy for the last 60 years.
Also available in HD over at Apple.
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Alternate title: The Burt Reynolds Story.
Whoa, that’s a big dog.
The Curious Case of Frederick Durst.
Well, Burnsy, everyone knows cousin Oliver ruins everything
Melvin the muddle mutt?
How exactly does one go from being 35 year old Brad Pitt and banging every hittable piece of tail in Hollywood to being an awkward and confused teenage virgin?
I call bullshit.
The curio case of a 15 year-old Benjamin Button contains porcelain Precious Moments figurines, painted wooden bird sculptures, and a glass dildo.
(Dude, if you had a raging libido and couldn’t get it up, you’d need to get creative, too. Don’t judge.)
I’ve never contracted Benjamin Button before. Some chick gave me the shingles once, but never the B.B. .
Instead of a story about a guy who grows younger, they should spin off his character from True Romance in a heartwarming tale of a guy who grows weed.
I would LOVE to see my cock go from a withered ol’ flesh stick, into a veiny, smooth meat rod.
I seriously don’t know how to follow that first comment, Burns, you bogarted all the funny.
Coincidentally, I call the fly on my Levi’s 501 jeans, “BJ Buttons”.
How does a woman give birth to an old man? Either she’s got a paris hilton sized vagina or he ripped her in half on his way out.
Okay, let’s try this – I guess I’m not the only guy who wishes he could put his 38 yr old brain into his 18 yr old body. Or any 18 yr old’s body.
Somewhere inside my head I’ve got a joke about fucking a chick and then telling her that you’re 73, but it’s too fucking early to put this shit together, so fuck you.
Affleck, the bitch probably has a c-section scar from the toota to the roota.
Fek, got any spare 18yr olds in the crawlspace? I have an experiment to try….
This movie sounds like a day in the life of Filmdrunk comments – the morning is slow and creaky, by noon, things are kind of mid-life-crisis-y, and at 5pm posts are childish and incessant.
Being that I’m one of the 5pm commenters, Stoney, I resemble that remark.
I know you are but what am I?
What, too early in the day?
I bet my cock that he’s the only toddler that uses Gold-Bond medicated powder in his diapers.
But what would I do with 2 cocks?
I said WHAT WOULD I DO WITH 2 COCKS?!?!
Seriously, is everyone hungover today? I know you’re not working.
You would share, Pauly.
New Up!
So will there be lactating women with cow head’s in this just like in “Gozu”?
When I take a dump sometimes it looks like an 80 year old man.