09.25.08 BOYS FIND CORPSE, DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY

Only Hollywood could try to tell me something bad would come from boning a comatose chick.

Bloody hell, Valance, are you being paid per post? Inspiring stuff. The movie, that is.

So, high school boys fucking a (seemingly) dead girl? What do they do for the other 85 minutes of the movie?

Ugh, I hate all of that “he-said, she’s-dead” drama that highschoolers get into.

Remember the Titans: Zac Efron and Cris Crocker find Vince Young strapped to a table…

Wonderful. Yet another thing that’ll never fall into my lap for me to fantasize about during alone time. I really have too much time on my hands as it is. They need a frigging break now and again.

Bloody hell, Valance, are you being paid per post? Inspiring stuff. The movie, that is.

Sorry, y’all, I got like 12 posts to get through today.

It’s like Filmdrunk the movie

“If we put piano music in the trailer, people will think it’s classy”

It’s still a movie about fucking a dead chick, piano music or not.

This reminds me of the time I worked hazardous waste removal for the county. We’d call these kinds of cases “fringe benefits”.

Shouldn’t you have started with post #1 making amends for your unfair treatment of Brett Ratner?

“Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that….”

I’m working on a touching documentary about Clay Aiken’s recent People cover story. It’s tentatively titled “Dadgirl”.

BTK, thanks for posting a Necrophilia post on His wedding anniversary, Lince. :D YOU REALLY DO CARE!

Freidberg: Ooh, I’ve got it, so for our next film, we have two guys find a pie strapped to a table in an abandoned insane asylum and they decide to fuck it.

Seltzer: Hasn’t that joke been done to death? *eyes light up* You, sir, are a GENIUS! It’s so meta like that, right?

Donkey: *Shoots himself in the head*

You mean girls aren’t supposed to remain perfectly still during sex? I’ve got to tell this to my wife!

This seems pretty formulaic. She become prom queen at the end of the film.

Alright Hollywood! Somehow you’ve managed to steal my brainwaves, even through my tin-foil hat.

Anybody got some Titanium just lying around. Not for nothing though.

This is just like finding a puddle of oil lying on the ground. Sure, it’s technically as good as the real thing, but it’s somehow just not as satisfying if you don’t have to dig for it a little.

Didn’t I just see Chodski land in the end of the last thread? Where the fuck is he at now? I thought he’d be all over this dead chick thread.

Finally, about the first time Robert Rodriguez met Rose McGowan.

That description makes it seem that when they thought she was dead, they weren’t going to fuck her. Suspension of disbelief, indeed.

So Heath Ledger went drag for his last role?

For some reason I lost interest in the trailer at about the 29 second mark. Anyone else?

I could never have sex with a dead girl on a table, I mean that table would be fucking freezing.