This is the R-Rated (for brief nipplage around the 28 second mark) trailer for Deadgirl which sounds like pretty much your basic heartwarming indie film.
Deadgirl is about two high school kids who find a dead girl in an abandoned insane asylum strapped to a table. They realize that while she seemed dead at first, she is actually not dead, so they decide to use her for sex. [TrailerAddict]
Well sure, who hasn’t been there. Boy, that was a hell of a plot twist there in the middle.
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Only Hollywood could try to tell me something bad would come from boning a comatose chick.
Bloody hell, Valance, are you being paid per post? Inspiring stuff. The movie, that is.
So, high school boys fucking a (seemingly) dead girl? What do they do for the other 85 minutes of the movie?
Ugh, I hate all of that “he-said, she’s-dead” drama that highschoolers get into.
Remember the Titans: Zac Efron and Cris Crocker find Vince Young strapped to a table…
Wonderful. Yet another thing that’ll never fall into my lap for me to fantasize about during alone time. I really have too much time on my hands as it is. They need a frigging break now and again.
Bloody hell, Valance, are you being paid per post? Inspiring stuff. The movie, that is.
Sorry, y’all, I got like 12 posts to get through today.
It’s like Filmdrunk the movie
“If we put piano music in the trailer, people will think it’s classy”
It’s still a movie about fucking a dead chick, piano music or not.
This reminds me of the time I worked hazardous waste removal for the county. We’d call these kinds of cases “fringe benefits”.
Shouldn’t you have started with post #1 making amends for your unfair treatment of Brett Ratner?
“Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that….”
I’m working on a touching documentary about Clay Aiken’s recent People cover story. It’s tentatively titled “Dadgirl”.
BTK, thanks for posting a Necrophilia post on His wedding anniversary, Lince. :D YOU REALLY DO CARE!
Freidberg: Ooh, I’ve got it, so for our next film, we have two guys find a pie strapped to a table in an abandoned insane asylum and they decide to fuck it.
Seltzer: Hasn’t that joke been done to death? *eyes light up* You, sir, are a GENIUS! It’s so meta like that, right?
Donkey: *Shoots himself in the head*
You mean girls aren’t supposed to remain perfectly still during sex? I’ve got to tell this to my wife!
This seems pretty formulaic. She become prom queen at the end of the film.
Alright Hollywood! Somehow you’ve managed to steal my brainwaves, even through my tin-foil hat.
Anybody got some Titanium just lying around. Not for nothing though.
This is just like finding a puddle of oil lying on the ground. Sure, it’s technically as good as the real thing, but it’s somehow just not as satisfying if you don’t have to dig for it a little.
Didn’t I just see Chodski land in the end of the last thread? Where the fuck is he at now? I thought he’d be all over this
dead chickthread.Finally, about the first time Robert Rodriguez met Rose McGowan.
That description makes it seem that when they thought she was dead, they weren’t going to fuck her. Suspension of disbelief, indeed.
So Heath Ledger went drag for his last role?
For some reason I lost interest in the trailer at about the 29 second mark. Anyone else?
I could never have sex with a dead girl on a table, I mean that table would be fucking freezing.
Anybody else have that Buckcherry song in their head right now?
Call me a prude, a little old school perhaps, but I like to take things slow with dead chicks. I prefer making love after we’ve been dating for at least a year.
Dead chicks are horrible kissers. You always have to keep picking up their tongue and shoving it back into their throat.
I refuse to get tricked by a girl pretending to be dead. I say, show me maggots, I’ll show I’m no faggot.
New Up!
Pop quiz hot pocket: what do you do when you realize that your dead girlfriend is actually alive?
Why you break-the-fuck-up, dummy.
New up, less nipplage.
Finally a romantic comedy Matthew McConaughey isn’t in.
sweet nip
Aw, what a sweet movie. This reminds me of how I met my wife.
And by wife, I mean girlfriend
And by girlfriend, I mean hooker.
I saw this movie, the synopsis isn’t quite right.
She’s dead. The the title sorta gives it away.
It’s a good movie. Absolutely hilarious.
Oh, the dead girl is played by this actress-
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She’s listed as Jenny Spain on Imdb, but she’s also done work as Jenny Ryder.
Is this movie about corpse-rapage or am I disappointed?
Luckily, sex with a corpse in NY is only a misdemeanor
Technically, it’s a zombie movie… but no-one ever says it.
And it’s not both guys who want to keep her. The other one wants to call the cops, and hilarity ensues.
How they find out she actually dead is pretty dark.
It’s not the best movie in the world, but it’s fun, and very icky.
Guess I should have put a spoiler warning on that or something.