BOX OFFICE: BANGKOK IRRELEVANT
09.08.08This was a record-setting weekend at the box office, reports Eonline:
Hollywood slogged through its worst weekend of the year, per studio estimates compiled today by Exhibitor Relations. The weekend was distinguished, if not defined, by Bangkok Dangerous, the new Nicolas Cage action movie, which finished first with the lowest gross for a No. 1 movie in five years ($7.8 million).
It probably didn’t help that Nic Cage couldn’t tell the two directors of Bangkok Dangerous apart. And the ending may have ensured no positive word-of-mouth (click here for a huge spoiler).
At least it’ll help Nic Cage pay off those back taxes:
[Nic Cage] has agreed to pay substantial back taxes and penalties to the U.S. Internal Revenue Service, which said that for years he improperly deducted personal expenses.In papers filed in U.S. Tax Court, Cage and his Los Angeles-headquartered Saturn Productions said they would pay $666,000, plus unspecified interest. Nearly one-fifth of the base amount, or $99,000, is an “accuracy-related” penalty.
Can we impose accuracy-related penalties for on screen performances as well?
1. Bangkok Dangerous, $7.8 million
2. Tropic Thunder, $7.5 million
3. The House Bunny, $5.9 million
4. The Dark Knight, $5.7 million
5. Traitor, $4.7 million
6. Babylon A.D., $4 million
7. Death Race, $3.6 million
8. Disaster Movie, $3.3 million
9. Mamma Mia! $2.7 million
10. Pineapple Express, $2.4 million


Well at least they didn’t use a spoon
Wait a gosh darn second, Disaster Movie was predicted to finish 7th this weekend. When will those guys ever be appreciated?
True story: At one point during the Saints/Bucs game, they showed Kim Kardashian in the skybox and said, “…movie star Kim Kardashian…” However, they didn’t show the announcer making a wanking motion.
Other celebrity mis-steps from the Saints/Bucs game:
“…esteemed horticulturalist Snoop Dogg…”
“…best actress Marissa Tomei…”
“…real-life movie director Brett Ratner…”
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COTW?
I find it a fitting tribute to Mr. LaFontaine that he did the voice-over for this corpse. Matter of fact, I’m not sure that’s not what actually killed him…
COTW is Vince’s thang.
You know what else is Vince’s thang? Watching turtles mate.
Vince’s thang is an Irrelevant Bangkok.
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