BOBBY D & ALPA CHI DO LETTERMAN
09.12.08
The upside of Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro doing a really crappy movie like Righteous Kill (sample review quote: “Righteous Kill is so average that the standard bell curve can’t calculate just how general it is.” -Popmatters) is that they have to work their asses off to promote it. Here they are presenting the top ten list on Letterman, “The Top Ten Reasons I Like Being An Actor”. I won’t ruin it, but a couple highlights:
9. Every time I go to work, I get to ask myself, “I wonder if I’ll see Harvey Keitel naked?”
7. If you do a scene where you eat pudding, they often let you keep the pudding.
See? Every turd has a silver lining. (leaning over to whisper in your ear) I eat nickles.
Thanks to Mike for the tip
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This thing needs an intervention, not an interview.
who cares
So which one of these guys is playing “Gramps” in Guitar Hero?
11. Every time you take an Oscar nom away from a Spike Lee joint, an angel gets its wings.
What’s a nickle?
12. You get to yell “Hoo Ah!”, which is something they don’t let you do in real life.
Jessica Simpson had no idea who these fossils were.
DeNiro must have had to pay a Righteous Bill.
I thought Righteous Bill was in that movie with Bogus Ted?
QAPLAH! The Mighty Feklahr has about $125 from the empties in His car’s back seat…how much of the virgin do you think it will buy Him? We really only need from the neck up, right?
13. You shoulda seen that time I put my colostomy bag under Avnet’s chair like a whoopie cushion! [laughs]
Fuck! These two old fucking geezer fartstains again? “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY….watcha it witha de guns!” BOOM!!! Movie over.
The Mighty Feklahr just saved all of you $8. Proceeds can be donated to the “Buy Feklahr A Virgin To Violate Fund”.
I don’t know about turds having silver linings. But I can tell you what corn, salad and heavy drinking gets you.
Spike Lee is offended at the Bell Curve reference.
14. Two words:
Rambo FiveFree Cable!Two Words: Assisted Living
Two Words: Earlybird Specials
15. You can yell “ATTICA! ATTICA!” when you cum and not get a weird look.
Does your kid want a doll that takes gnarly shits? Well, then…….:
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTL9144#LargeImage
Duke, there is just nothing right about that.
BTK, is that little doll supposed to be Tucker Max’s ex, Bunny???
Now that’s a toy that Brett Ratner is qualified to make a movie about.
Duke,
I like how there is a link to a Jenna Jameson Bust next to the doll potty. I approve of the message this gives young girls.
It’s a perfect companion to your R. Kelly action figure.
New Up!
Anyone else think it’s sad to see Pacino finally sink to Deniro’s level?
“C’mon Al, we’re old, we’ve only got so many more paydays. trust me on this, whether you bust your ass like the old days or mail in shit like Analyze the Fokkers!, the checks still clear.”
These guys looked like they were tied to the fucking chairs. “Read these lines or you’ll never see your children alive again!” That already is a better plot then Righteous Kill.