Comments on: BLACKBEARD: A PIRATE MOVIE ABOUT ACTUAL PIRATES

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:21:21 +0000

will johnny depp participate in this project?

If by “participate” you mean “throw popcorn at the screen while laughing derisively and lighting cigars with Disney money,” then yes.

By: Aimless Leon

Aimless Leon — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:14:37 +0000

Thanks, bex. Now I have a mental image of Miley Cyrus as Jennifer Parker. I was gonna call you an ass, but I’m gonna try to twist that image in my favor first.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:07:22 +0000

new awful up

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:07:22 +0000

Blackbeard: Arrr, shiver me timbers, Ho!

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:06:53 +0000

I’d rather see a movie about Jacktion’s burnt toast called Blackbread.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:06:50 +0000

My avatar thinks the climactic swordfight scene between Blackbeard and his protege will leave Clay Aiken sorely disappointed.

By: Watanabex

Watanabex — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:05:33 +0000

Back to the Future part IV: marty(now played by Joe Jonas) travels back to pirate times, hilarity ensues, he must help his great great great grandpa Marty RedBeard Mcfly do some pirate shit, doc brown comes back to add in some aceleration device to the pirate ship, they hit 88 knots per hour and BAM travel in time, this shit writes itself

By: chodin

chodin — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:05:33 +0000

I bet it feels explosive to fuck a keg of Powder.

The movie, Powder.

By: Andy Pandy

Andy Pandy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:03:16 +0000

I heard that they are going to get Spencer from the Hills To be the protege… Not for his phenomenal acting skills… but rather for his Flesh-colored beard…

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:59:54 +0000

Arrr well, shiver me timbers and all that shit. Me hearty’s not in now.