Ben Kingsley is in pretty much every movie this year. He gets it on with Penelope Cruz in Elegy. He was in the Love Guru, but we don’t talk about that. Just this morning I posted a picture of him and his hot amazon wife at the premiere of Fifty Dead Men Walking. It’s easy to see why Special K pulls hot tail. And just this afternoon, FilmDrunkard Brooklyn drew my attention to the above clip, in which Ben Kingsley stars as Ian McKaye, the similarly bald frontman of seminal DC hardcore band Minor Threat. It comes from Mean Magazine, where many of the commenters wondered “What’s the point of this?”
Clearly, the point is that it’s f*cking awesome. But then, I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, especially after it made me orgasm.



This is going to suck more balls than my vacuum cleaner does on a lonely Friday night at home.
Call me when it’s Chad Michael Murray in a movie about Good Charlotte.
Is Gandhi going to have to choke a bitch?
The funny thing is, Ben Kingsley’s scrote looks a lot like Iggy Pop’s face!
I have no idea what’s going on. Somebody describe the clip to me.
remu: imagine your great uncle lip-synching a Sex Pistols song.
Well, the guy with the ball is running towards the end zone, right. He’s about to get tackled, but one of his teammates hits the intended tackler in the back, causing him to trip.
InkyPee-THe Mighty Feklahr’s Great Uncle Lawrence worked for John Deere for 45 years, lived with his sister in Dewar, Iowa, and drank PBR. Still work?
kyPee, ooooh. Just like I imagined.
J, HA!
And then a hockey player is posted up waiting for a pass and another player throws his shoulder into the back of his knees?
{finger guns the strangly absent Al}
Fek, fine, in your case try this: imagine Gandhi lip-synching “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor”.
BTK, I just watched the Gandhi trailer on imDb, sonuvabitch but Dan LaFontaine did the voice-over.
If anyone runs across Lord H, tell him Happy Birthday and that I want my Supertramp CD back. Thanks.
When I get made I don’t get stabby, I get strangly.
-e
…jesus…
Did someone call me? Friday is the day I catch up on all the work I didn’t do Monday through Thursday, Crappy. But it’s nice to know you care. Keep me outta your dead pool.
Yes, C-Dog?
Oh, sorry.
InkyPee-How does the song go? Who is Gandhi?
What’s Vietnam?
The Mighty Feklahr wouldn’t want to say that Dewar, IA is a rinky dink little shit-hole of a town, but He is probably one of the few in Eastern Iowa that can find it.
Fek, it’s just a little north east of Armour.
::closes mapquest::
Everyone knows where that is. Geesh…
Dewar has 5 things in it:
1. A bunch of crusty old rednecks.
2. About a dozen houses.
3. A mechanic shop.
4. An American Legion Hall. (???)
5. A bar.
At any point in Dewar you can walk to any of these places in under a minute.
Dewar.
Fine, we will go get drunk in Dewar then, J. YOU can drive!
This video could only be more bizarre if Ben Kingsley was playing Dylan McKay.
Ian McKay used to shave his head. Ben Kingsley shaves his head. Ian McKay didn’t take drugs and abstained from sex. Ben Kingsley played Ghandi and gets crazy poon action. I got nothing.
Ian McShane >>> Ian McKay
Way back in the 1980′s I took time out from fucking all of your moms and went to a Minor Threat show at Cantrell’s in Nashville. They were a great band and Ian sang songs promoting the “straight edge” lifestyle. I was so moved by all of this that I had to smoke pot, drink liquor, eat a bunch of pills and mescaline, just to even out the vibe.
I swear to Buddha if the next time I go into Hot Topic to seriptitiously (hehe serip titi) spray cat uring on all the clothes and Big Ben is buying a spiked leather choker I will blast, right-the-fuck, through the roof.
+r
-g
+e
-brain
uring luck!
-Buddha
+Kahless
Durrrrrrrrst.
*Fek stirs tumbleweed soup with His schlong*
HEY FUCK YOU MAN!
{look up from My Buddy doll that he was sodomizing}
FUCK!
Don’t you ever knock?!?!
Diremutt-have you read Haunted?
New up, with a big made up word.
When it didn’t even make it as the Friday Free For All I thought all my hard work had been for not. And by “hard work” I mean clicking on the link in the IM that my friend sent me.
This is enticing, however you can’t tell from this if it’ll be any good or not.
What I CAN tell would be good: I suddenly realized that Ben Kingsley should, nay, MUST start playing Maynard James Keenan in a TOOL movie. Fuck you if you don’t, but you’re a daisy if you do.
I can’t believe that NO ONE mentioned the Kate Beckinsale video that tagged onto the end of the video. Kate, dressed up like Anna Karina and flouncing around to Serge Gainsbourgh’s Rollergirl…mmmmmm mmmmm good.