ANNE HATHAWAY’S PASSENGERS
09.02.08The trailer and poster for Passengers, starring Anne Hathaway, have hit the web. (Poster after the jump)
After a plane crash, a young therapist, Claire (Anne Hathaway), is assigned by her mentor (Andre Braugher) to counsel the flight’s five survivors. When they share their recollections of the incident — which some say include an explosion that the airline claims never happened — Claire is intrigued by Eric (Patrick Wilson), the most secretive of the passengers. Just as Claire’s professional relationship with Eric — despite her better judgment — blossoms into a romance, the survivors begin to disappear mysteriously, one by one. Claire suspects that Eric may hold all the answers and becomes determined to uncover the truth, no matter the consequences. [Movie Web]
I’m pretty excited about this because I’ve always been a big fan of Anne Hathaway’s passengers. (Get it? I mean her huge boobs!)
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Wasn’t Patrick Wilson in the Beach Boys?
I hope she hauls those “passengers” out for the camera in this feature, it’s integral to the plot and the ticket sales.
The truth can’t hide forever.
Neither can that awesome bewbage.
He was Kurg…until Carnie ate him
very tragic
Please, please, please let the ending be a five minute montage of every cliche movie ending where the female lead kills the bad guy she fell in love with…
Let me guess the ending: There were no survivors.
Dun-Dun-Dunnnnn!
The porn version of this will be called “Ass’n'grrrrs”
Stone has a point…then she realizes she is wearing the clothes that she bought for their first date and decides they are a painful reminder of what she had to do so she rips them off violently whilst walking past a broken fire hydrant and being soaked by the unnecessarily cold water
If her passengers were crabs, would you still assault that snatch like it was Iwo Jima?
I wish it was more than just her credibility that was on shaky ground because then her boobs would jiggle.
Nice use of Birthday Dog in the poster.
Is that Craig T. Nelson above him?
Birthday dog is not buried in my back yard!
{looks at Anne, starts driving nails into concrete with dick}
That picture really needs Serious Cat.
Damnit. I just finished writing a movie for Anne Hathaway called Passenger, but in it she wears a ball gag and I have to keep opening the trunk and telling her to shut the fuck up.
P.S. Patrick Wilson is ACTUALLY the drummer for Weezer.
P.P.S. Anne Hathaway is a chick whose boobs I whacked off to.
I still think Havoc should’ve won Best Picture.
Anne Hathaway’s passengers could be ebola and the herp and she’d still have to manage a waiting list.
GPP! Robert, is that you?
Hey VaLince!!! Buttons, I want my fucking bold, italic, underline, strikeout buttons back too!
GOD DAM IT!! I want my fucking buttons!!!!!
I’m now known as BobCat.
Can munching on some strange give you the shits? Just wondering, cuz, a friend of mine got some this wknd and then got the shi…
…ah fuck, be right back!
<—–Just walked in on Marky Mark masturbating
In poster, it looks like Anne is afraid to fart because there’s a slight chance she might follow through.
Pauly, Jerry Reed is dead. Snowman is fucking dead!
::spills moonshine on ground::
<== Just walked in on GPP masturbating to Marky Mark masturbating.
Then starts masturbating.
Masturbating.
{masturbating}
The new movie voiceover guy is fucking LAME!
Jerry Reed looked like someone that was no stranger to the piss boot.
<=== Just read that Jerry Reid croaked out.
Who’s gonna buy Fred a burger sandwich at the choke and puke and chuck it down his feed hole?
JHC, he’s talking on the big CB in the sky.
Hopefully this will give my “Smokey and The Bandit” remake some wheels.
The new movie voiceover guy sounds like he want to talk dirty to me.
olPart, well said.
If someone doesn’t think Smokey and The Bandit isn’t a funny movie, they can get bent.
Instead of a plane, why couldn’t it have been a motorboat?
I want to take a braless Anne Hathaway down a bumpy road.
In honor of Mr. Reid, when I get home, I’m gonna punch your mama in the mouth.
Dey should just creamate duh sumbitch.
JHC, you’re as crazy as Fred is ugly.
New Up! Sorta
JHC, you’re as crazy as Fred is ugly.
Thank yah, nice lady. ::tips hat::
I am the passenger and I ride and I ride…Anne Hathaway like she was one of those coin-operated ponies in front of the supermarket and I just cashed my paycheck into quarters. la la fuckin’ la…
I’d happily wait in line behind Wesley Snipes to get with Anne Hathaway. Sloppy 58ths? Sure!
I’ve always wondered what Final Destination would be like without the gore. And by wondered, I mean I’ve never wondered.
My goodness, Anne Hathaway sure is fucking hot as hell… I say that respectfully, from one woman to another.