ANGELINA’S LIPS ARE IN A POSTER
09.25.08Despite rumors that she might have to drop out, Moviehole reports that Angelina Jolie is officially signed on for the thriller Salt (which used to be called Edwin A. Salt when Tom Cruise was attached to play the lead).
Meanwhile, the poster for The Changeling (trailer here) has been released. They obviously chose to focus on Angelina’s lips, perhaps her most recognizable feature. I like the idea, but given the subject matter I think they could just as easily have used a picture of the kid suckling at her teats, which are equally recognizable. Also, apparently you’re not supposed to refer to them as “teats” in the heat of passion. Or poke them and make moo sounds. Well pardon me your majesty.
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She did what no one else dared? She flashed Harry Knowles her gash and watched him nerdgasm?
I’d be pissed if I got a fuzzy little Frankie Muniz too.
What did she do that no one else dared? Try to get to the bottom of it? Try to locate him by any means necessary? That’s just bad parenting.
Shouldn’t this be about Obama’s childhood?
The moving Duchess banner ad is freaking me out.
Can someone photoshop my cock into that pic, preferably towards the kid in the corner? thanks in advance.
I had a fuzzy little Frankie Muniz once. That night he was Malcolm on the Bottom.
Hey, this is gonna sound stupid, but do any of you guys know how to avoid cyclic redundancy errors? Please answer in as stupid sounding a way as possible.
Stop posting here?
Stop referring to Lance Armstrong as Tour De France winner champion?
Wear your underwear on your head?
Lisa Rinna was originally cast in this role, but the marketing team vetoed the idea. The poster looked like a close-up of midget standing next to a giant pile of ground beef.
I’d just ignore them. If you can’t see them they don’t exsist.
Ripped from my mind. Angelina’s lips inches away from my penis which coincidentally looks like a faceless little boy.
We’ll never help you, maybe try calling the Cyclic Friends Network.
Long time lurker finally posting…
Vince, to fix Cyclic Redundancy Errors get one of those CD/DVD cleaning /scratch repair devices. They actually work about 80% of the time.
oooh! Did I Durst on my first posting?
I already peed a little