The new Confessions of a Shopaholic trailer premieres this weekend attached to Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist. An adaptation of the best-selling book series, producer Jerry Bruckheimer promises to bring the same brainless cheeseball approach to chick flicks as he does to movies about pirates, or treasure, or pirate treasure.
After losing her job, Becky applies to be a writer at a Condé Nast fashion glossy. Instead, she is hired for a financial magazine, a position that is way beyond her qualifications. In the big-screen version, her boss is also her love interest (Hugh Dancy of The Jane Austen Book Club).
So let me get this straight, she’s a young professional woman living in Manhattan who’s obsessed with designer clothes, doing a job that’s way over her head for a famous magazine, and she’s in love with her handsome boss? This is all so new, it’s a lot to process. If only she had some girlfriends with whom to share the good times and the bad…

Maybe if she had a morbidly obsese Klingon impersonating stalker…
Just a thought, but The Guy Who says “New Up!” is really slacking.
Anybody else take a look at Jennifer Aniston’s love crevasse Over There?
Meh, I’d hit it.
*looks at “Editor” on business card, goes back to budgeting debt*
“Get Complimentary James Bond Ringtones!”
If it’s not Daniel Craig telling me that my cock is huge, then no thank you.
Jack!-Dies he say it twice? (You know, the echo…)
Does, not “dies”…ugh…
*looks at “Pogo” card in wallet, thinks about all the wrong turns taken in life, goes back to picking nose*
It’s live twice Fek. You only live twice. How many times can you Quantum though?
If this movie takes place in 2006, it all makes perfect sense.
This is the perfect movie to take a chick to. i’ll be hard all the way through it and when we get home, she’ll think i was just really excited to be with her.
The Mighty Feklahr caught a rerun of “In the Heat of the Night” on WGN yesterday. It recounted the tale of a man murdered, come to find out he had been molesting his daughter AND his grand-daughter, and she like slept with all her clothes on and stuff and tried to kill herself.
That was some funny shit!
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Have you ever sucked dicked for credit?
2009 American Economy
Seriously, have you ever sucked dick for credit?
Aren’t one of you fuckers from Missouri? How does it feel to have a New Orleans’ reject as your new interim head coach?
I’d like a movie about someone who reads a magazine.
Sorry, thought I was on WithoutLaughter for a minute there.
* Not really.
*looks at St. Louis birth certificate, goes back to watching 1999 Super Bowl DVD*
HA!!!! Your team suckes. Have fun with Jim Hapless!!
Alright then. Who the fuck stole my -e key?
So, I just watched that dwarf fighting video, and as long as we’re already off-topic, I’d just like to say:
Boy, is that fake!
Joke’s on you Erswi, I’ll have you know that I am a Dolphins fan, first and foremost.
So financial jobs don’t do credit checks on potential hires?
Fek – Sheriff Bubba from In the Heat of the Night is the mayor of Fresno. True story.
New up, assholes!