A TALE OF TWO POSTERS
09.12.08
What we have here are the posters for Four Christmases and Zack and Miri Make a Porno, respectively. Now’s the time when we play a little game I like to call Guess Which One of These I’d Consider Seeing. The object of it is pretty self-explanatory. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
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“His father, her mother, his mother, and her father all in one day.”
Start that off with “Dear Penthouse” and you got yourself a goddamned deal.
Dammit, Burnsy. I was just going to say that that tag line would look awesome on the Zack and Miri poster!
Four Christmases! What a country!
Also: She’s my mother, she’s my sister, he’s my father, he’s my brother!
Eh… The Chinatown jokes get lost without all the bitchslapping in between.
Those Zack & Miri drawings don’t look excited enough. how the hell am I supposed to jerk off to that?
If Rob Zombie’s T-Rex poster was at the top of this page, The Mighty Feklahr would guess that.
This has been a pretty impressive day for foreheads, considering there hasn’t been a Nic Cage post (yet).
Since there seems to be less reading involved in the Four Christmases poster, I’m guessing that’s the one Lince will go see.
Elizabeth Banks tits look really small in that poster.
Looks like Vince Vaughn is creeping back to his post-Swingers days.
Lince, no matter how hard He tries, He cannot guess which one you will see. They both look utterly reprehensible to Him.
However, seeing that you zoomed in on VV’s crotch…He feels that is a pretty good indicator you will see that movie.
Elizabeth Banks’ boobs are drawn to scale in that picture.
Gee, I wonder if any minimum wage earning movie theatre employees with markers will have any interest in modifying that poster.
Damnit, nePoo.
Is the poster on the left telling me that a certain rapper who rode Puff Daddy’s coattails in the late 90′s is my savior?
Four Christmases and a Funeral would be more interesting.
*Checks bottom shelf of sophomoric joke cabinet*
Hey, Seth Rogen left his balls on top of that camera!
I like how they added Reese Witherspoon to add scale to GorillaTron.
*comes downstairs on christmas morning, rubs eyes, scratches ass, sees poster on the left under the tree*
Awww… you got me annoying for Christmas, you shouldn’t have. No, really; you shouldn’t have. Go to hell.
The original title Four Hannukahs was scratched because there’s no way Jewish parents are paying for 32 presents.
Hey, I thought the Vagina Monologues were about talking cunts.
I’m outraged at that explicit Zach and Miri poster. That camera has a tripod.
The poster on the left shows me that:
Vince Vaughn’s head is huge. He can play the monster in the remake of Young Frankenstein.
Reese witherspoon’s got big hands and feet for a little munchkin.
It looks like the same guy is behind the ‘Zack and Miri’ poster, who helps me trace my dick on cocktail napkins and hand out to women at the bar.
‘Four Christmases’ should have just been called ‘Fat Vince Vaughn & The Dumb Bitch’.
‘Four Christmases’ will never as good as my favorite movie ‘A Hundred Kwanzaazzaaazzaaazahahsssss’.
Jake Gyllenhaal saw this poster and said, “Eh, it’s better than the strap on.”
New Up!
I look at Vince Vaughn in this poster, and I can think only one vile, macabre thing…
Somewhere out there, Tom Arnold is walking around without a face.