In an interview with MTV recently, Miracle at St. Anna actor Derek Luke claimed Will Smith had been offered the part of Captain America.
“I heard they offered Will Smith ‘Captain America,’” said Luke, adding that the intriguing casting rumor “just shows you how times have changed.”
As I learned when my neighbor’s dog told me to kill those kids, just because you overhear something doesn’t make it true. But when you think about it, it makes total sense. Will Smith is the most bankable star in Hollywood, so clearly he’s already been accepted by even the most shitkickinest rednecks. Plus, the move gets all sorts of press, even though a black dude playing Captain America isn’t really a big deal. A black dude playing waterpolo, now there’s a story.
Oh, and as far as anyone being able to verify the original rumor, Marvel denies it. Probably just that f*cking dog talking his shit again.



Blacktain America?
Fuck Will Smith! Rashad Evans is His new Captain America!
Captain Blamerica?
Can we get Michael Strahan to play Bucky?
I second Fek. If you can sleep the Iceman you can save the world.
Rose McGowan can be The Falcon!
When Captain America chucks his mighty spear. All those who chose to oppose his spear must fear.
Black Captain America will only fight if there are other Black Captain Americas around.
Evan Tanner can be The Red Skull!
I’d like to tell you that using a black man for a secret gubment experiment that may or may not kill him, then sending him to Germany to fight Nazis hand to hand wouldn’t hold water, but the more I think about it, it actually makes more sense.
Paul Reubens can be Thor!
Robert Downey Jr. can be Iron Man!
JHC, you know way too much about Captain America.
Is it cold in your Moms basement?
Zac Efron/Bill Kaulitz can be Namor the Submariner!
Buddhist Monks can be the Human Torch!
Black Captain America leaves a hint of reefer and cocoa butter as he passes.
No Eib. I converted the attic into my lair. Err, loft, I mean loft.
Captain Amer-Obama!
Black Captian America’s shield is 24″, chrome, and continues to spin after he catches it.
Instead of volunteering for the Super-Soldier serum, the Black Captain America stumbles into the lab and accidentally drinks what he thinks is grape kool-aid.
Who the fuck made a black dude a captain? I didn’t vote for him.
Mickey Rourke as the Thing!
Sorry if this ruins any ones jokes but this has apparently already be called bullshit by marvel.
JHC, you’re confusing Captain America with Colonel Tuskegee. Nothing made my pants swell faster than hearing Captain Tuskegee shout “Justice is blind!” as he fucked a couple of Krauts to death in their foxhole.
Why would a black dude even want to be captain america. Hell, women were allowed to vote before them. WOMEN FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!
Black Captain America’s codpiece would be signifigantly bigger than White Captian America’s.
They want to make Captain America black so they can pay him 85% of what a white Captain America would make.
Since I can’t do it myself, Vince will you add JHC’s entry above to the COTW nomination list for this week?
Stinky-I have no idea what that means, but it is a helluva story!
Cap’ain Amurderca, son.
No, Affleck, jokes are unaffected by actual facts.
BUDDHIST MONKS!
Cap’ain Cappin’ Amurderca, son.
Annnnnnnnnnd fuck strikethrough.
Cap’n Crunch will be played by Mo’nique.
The Furry Black Captian America’s costume is cornrowed.
The buddist crack was smokin’, Fek. I got it, I just don’t have anywhere to nominate it.
Black Captain America’s archnemesis is Red S’Qull.
He gonna bust a Cap’n America.
burnsy, are you using
?Dammit!
How am I supposed to tell somebody how to use strikethrough when it always strikesthrough my text?A black Captain America would cause a ruckus in my family unseen since my great-great-great grandpappy lost his house negro to Amos Clark in a game of mumblety peg.
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BTW, I’ve barely slept for three days, does it show much?
erswi, I finally settled on saying use the “delete” tag without the “ete”.
Hmmm..del?
I was asked to be the nect Captain America, but then they relalized I am German, so they passed.
Racist bastard.
Good to be back!!
JHC, Add some s and s and you’re there.
use the alligator brackets style burnsy, but del instead of an I or B. saavy?
strikethrough bitchesFuck, add the arrow keys and the “/” and you’re there.
UPPPPPPRRROOOOOXXXXXXX!
Wow. Rereading my last post made me realize I should go back to college.
I don’t even know who I’m advising. Maybe it’s time to stop giving advice.
Strikethrough sucks, HTML sucks, gimme back my buttons bitchesNew Up!
Clearly this is the liberal media trying to get a black man selected as the most important and powerful person in all of America.
i would have gone with ‘a black guy playing chess…’