How to Lose Friends and Alienate People stars Simon Pegg… but also Kirsten Dunst. In this scene, Pegg is about to ask her out for the first time when all of a sudden, Danny Huston, who plays the same goddamned character in every movie, comes over and cockblocks. Then the plot stretches itself thin when Huston gives Pegg a big speech about how a girl like Kirsten Dunst would never fall for a guy like Simon Pegg. Though in real life, I know from personal experience that Kirsten Dunst gives it up to any guy with an 8-ball and a motel key. And by personal experience, I mean I just made that up because her teeth are kinda funny.
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I think I dropped my eight ball and hotel key down there… um, can I just… um…
Boobies!!
It looks like Pegg is going to do that thing* like Rao did to Rei in Fist of the North Star, ROFLKOTAL!
*jam his finger into the chest and destroy the heart
Dunst would give it up to anyone who would promise to help here get the rest of the cotton out of her from when her cunt began decomposing her tampax last month.
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“Too. Hot. Can’t. Control. Face.”
Nommy-that has to be one of the vilest things He has ever read here…
QAPLAH!
Megan Fox just has one of them faces that screams, “Thaw me out and violate my severed head, you madman!”
That’s Simon Pegg doing Mr. Bean.
Fek, why is it that even that last comment sounds sorta normal coming from you?
Well, pull that extra ‘e’ out of there then, it’s vile enough without it. Fuck typos and their origins of shitty people with stupid fingers.
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That’s what your tits really look like? I’ve heard of a face for radio, but never boobs.
… when Huston gives Pegg a big speech about how a girl like Kirsten Dunst would never fall for a guy like Simon Pegg.
ERROR. ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Do you mean Megan Fox, because if not this movie will completely destroy my suck barometer.
Megan is a typical Hollywood hottie. Most people can be made to look gorgeous. Most. Not me, but most. Sometimes she looks really good, but when she’s having an off day, she really doesn’t.
Fek, why is it that even that last comment sounds sorta normal coming from you?
Erswi, you say the nicest things! *sniffle*
Megan Fox has to be the most difficult woman to motorboat. It’s about four feet, nipple-to-nipple.
I’d rather bone Condoleeza Rice than Megan Fox. But, just cuz I’ve never boned a black chick.
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He’d never cockblock Frankenberry like that.