FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL: CAT VS. PRINTER
09.12.08Friday Free For All is the time of the week when I post any video I want, no matter how untimely or unrelated to film. After all, only dickheads work hard on Friday. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.
Believe it or not, lots of people (including this guy) sent me great Friday Free for All clips this week. I promise I’ll get to you all soon, but Ohad from Israel exploited my well-publicized love of cat-related humor. In today’s Friday Free for All clip, a curious calico does battle with a jammed printer, complete with sound effects. Please, watch it till the end. I promise, it gets good. I should probably seek professional help for why this shit makes me laugh so hard.
UPDATE: Apparently this was also on College Humor *shakes fist*. Beat me to it, you bastards. Anyway, didn’t mean to stiff them on the credit.
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Awww…I can’t wait to get home to see ROFLKITTY! Shame on you for making me wait, Lince!
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DOR SHO GHA!
GRRR…BULL FIGHTING!!!
Lince, how can I contact you if I have a tip or a video?
Videos like this almost make me think that cats aren’t completely worthless sacks of charmless doodie.
{Stomps into corner, sit down, crosses arms, starts pouting, mumbling}
Stupid IT Nazis…never let me have any fun…I’m gonna run away…that’ll show ‘em…
The important thing Burnsy, is to get you cats high alot as kittens. Gives them a real groovy outlook on life and they mature into much cooler little fur faced buddies.
HAI IZ MIKALE BOLTON LIKE TEH SINGR
DAM IT FEAL GOOD 2 B GANGSTA
It was all fun and games until Muffins tried to pull the same stunt with the mail shredder.
That cat works the hell out of a stapler though.
This clip would be funnier if the printer caught on fire and torched the cat slowly.
Take it back, Burnsy! TAKE. IT. BACK.
I hate cats so much, if I had one I would make it a special cat blazer and I would name him Brett Catner.
Is it a problem when you piss blood like a supersoaker full of cranberry juice?
Only if it’s in my boot, Crap.
It’s a signature piss boot though, Pennies and Cream.
Burnsy,
I deserved that.
In fairness, nePoo, I was just trying to annoy the Thumb.
*does that weird peace sign to the chest thing that black people do*
Hey you know what I hate? Cats.
But if I had a really cute female cat I would put little cat glasses on it and name her Sarah Pawlin.
I guess this is the All Burns Afternurns.
Back at ya bro’.
How do you feel about cougars?
Cats are dumb, If you hold your fingers together and let the cat smell them, then flick it in the nose when it does, it takes twice as long to learn not to do that anymore than I took (8 times)
Rowrrr.
{gives thumbs up and OK sign to Chino}
If I wanted something around the house that just lies there all day, never thanks me for anything, is a finicky eater, poops in a sandbox, and can’t talk, I’d let my grandmother move back in with me.
Cats are like the black female Subway employees around here. They’re only where they are because they have to be, and they really don’t give a crap about anyone else.
people who let cats walk around on their dinner tables are dead 2 me
unless of course that cat is a Top Cat
The great thing about black cats is that if you see them soon enough, you can speed up and run over them before the can fully cross your path. It’s pretty lucky to do that.
Oh, this post is an old down as opposed to a new up.