08.29.08 WEEKEND PREVIEW: AVOID THEATERS

I’m hanging out at the theater and injecting anybody with a ticket to Disaster Movie with Thalydimide.

I plan on spending it inside. Inside your Moms.

If you play that clip on mute and listen to Mr. Krinkle instead, it’s not half bad.

Chino, that also means it’s not half good, too. Is it kinda like the adage, “there’s no such thing as a bad blowjob”?

Hey, you know what sucks (besides your moms)?

1. No recent comments link
2. No nomination thread
3. No PMs

I just thought I would make it blatantly obvious to the powers that be what it is I, at least, would like back, because I’m still drunk from lunch and have no fear.

However, I also have no pull, so that was a pointless bout of bitchiness and unrest.

Don Cheadle the shit!

I forgot Point 4…

…Thanks for reminding me, MST.

Al, the good news is, the people in the know know how to get messages to each other, should the need arise.

::ties 3.5inch floppy disc to Al’s homing pigeon::

Al: Point 3…since when does no PMS suck?

JHC, I’ve been sending you hemp smoke signals for three days now. When the hell are you returning my Nickleback CD?

I think Robo has it. He’s the gay one. Geesh….

I’m going to spend each day of the 3-day weekend admiring each one of my testicles.

{Looks under soda cup on desk}
Uh… nope, not it. Definitely not it.
Nope.

What is the deal with that clip. Everytime I fuck, my dad watches.

Stupidity is conatgious.

Point 5: not being able to view the wonderfully ironic Last 20 words of wisdom of every commenter anymore. It at least served the purpose of allowing late arrivals a chance to unravel the riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma of what the fuck everyone was talking shit about.

Being that Kim K is in “Disaster Movie”, opening on the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, AND fucking Reggie Bush, New Orleans is getting DP’d.

Between Crappy’s and Charlie’s avatars, I’m going to get fucking fired, and I’m a co-owner in this joint. I keep hearing their posts in my head with their respective avatar’s tone, pitch and decibel level.

Pauly, that would, hands down, have been next weeks winner if anyone gave a fuck anymore. Well done you dirty spic, you.

One day, J. One day.

I honestly wish I was ethnic just so someone could slur me. Being white sucks. Unathletic, terrible dancing, small dicked white.

Cracka-ass, Cracka!

Thanks Homie!!

Thank me with a piss boot, Hombre.