WATCH YOUNG PEOPLE F-ING
08.27.08
I know what you’re thinking reading that headline, but sorry, they’re not that young. I mean, I’m not a priest. Anyway, IGN has some new potty mouth and bare breast-filled clips from the movie Young People F***ing. In the one above, Aaron Abrams yells at Carly Pope that he wants her to pretend she’s just a “giant pussy with feet.” Hey, I think that was Zac Efron’s nickname in high school. Zing!
The movie comes out on DVD in October, and stars Diora Baird’s breasts which deserve to be recognized as a World Heritage site. You can watch the boob-filled clip here. It features a guy watching another man have sex with his wife. I believe there’s a Spanish insult for that. In fact, I think all Spanish insults are words for that.
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My boss got busted for having an earlier version of this movie on his computer. I have no idea how Gymboree let them shoot there.
So what’s this movie about then?
I imagine watching young people fucking is like watching my wife and me fucking, only with less body hair, firmer boobs, and more awkwardness.
Wow, Michael Phelps is cashing in on his new found fame fast. I’ll pass. I’ve seen enough of him bare chested lately.
*yawn*
So is everything un-fucked now? Where’s COTW?
‘It features a guy watching another man have sex with his wife.’
In Topeka, we call that “unexpectedly coming home at lunch”.
I’d rather watch “Old People Dying” (preceded by the award-winning short film “Sign This, No This, Right Here…What’s That? Yes, I Am Really Your Nephew”).
[i]In Topeka, we call that “unexpectedly coming home at lunch”.[/i]
In NJ, we call that my ex wife showing vacation slides to the family.
I’m sure it’s been said, but damn did we piss off uproxxx.
By the way, can we no longer use things like italics, strikethrough or boldface? (Coincidentally, when I was in the Wu-Tang Clan, my rapper name was “Strikethrough Boldface.”)
Sometimes I read whole words out of order and thought the headline read “Fucking Watch Young People.” I thought it would be a trailer for Frank Miller’s ‘The Babysitters’ Club’.
No HTML? How do we italicize? WORDPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
During the Filmdrunk hiatus, I uproxxxed out with my coxxx out…and the cleaning staff filed a formal complaint. Doesn’t anyone knock anymore?
I haven’t really found to many problems with the new FD it’s strange but I’ll get used to it. One thing I will say though is how come over there has stayed how it’s always been?
Are you trying to show them up with how progressive you are lance?
No HTML? How do we italicize? WORDPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh?
At least you can still use the boldface and underline funtions, but only together, and only to piss me off.
I once yelled at a girl that I wanted her to pretend to be a giant pussy with feet. She rubbed herself with fish oil and spend three days puking up blood.
alligators, soup, not brackets. “”
*spent
At least you can still use the boldface and underline funtions, but only together, and only to piss me off.
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At least you can still use the boldface and underline funtions, but only together, and only to piss me off.
siballus siballus
alligators, soup, not brackets. “”
I’m so lost right now.
What are we doing?
underline test
Hey cool, now when you immediately realize you’ve made a spelling error and type to correct yourself, the page tells you “You’re commenting too quickly, slow down”
fuckin’ wordpress, repressing the underline html. Bold can be used by itself though. affleck, were supposed to show up between the quotation marks.
Yes, they are funtions because they are FUN!
the greater than and less than symbols are apparently not useful to use anymore, according to wordpress. jesus christ.
what’s the html for italics and bold and all that shit? Gimme a hand here.
So is this what happens when you let the blacks, commies, and queers at the bottom of the page take over?
Your mom.
I’m so not computer literate(some would I’m literate at all)
I can only type on a keyboard because it’s the same as a type writer. I still only type with one finger though.
I’m a little surprised Vince hasn’t come in here and told us all to turn down the ghey a bit, since we’re playing around with the new commenting rules in a thread about young people fucking.
not*
see I told you.
I nailed a 14 year old once…
I was 14 too, but still, its fun to say.
Oh, like actual HTML, not message board HTML…
Can we embed photos?
http://freecodesource.com/index.php?page=myspacecodes/basiccodes
Tty that nom.
“I’m so not computer literate(some would I’m literate at all)”
That may go at the top of my syllabus for the composition class I’m teaching.
Do pictures work?
Nope.
I guess not.
I think Stoney says it all. Minimalism is the best approach in these situations.
This is like the first time I accidently masturbated in the bathtub. You aren’t sure how the tools work and you just don’t know what’s going to come out next.
Logging back in to the new Filmdrunk is like trying to fuck a fat bitch.
Anybody heard from Fek? He was deported, was He?
The new FilmDrunk pushed me down the stairs and then told my mom I fell. When I tried to say something the new FD pulled his thumb across his throat.
I miss old FilmDrunk.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Feklahr has angered the Computer Gods!
Hey Burnsy, you old pole cat. You get your fill of teenage poon and the word, “like”?
And, yes, it is really Him. UPROXX!!!!!!!!!!!!
You decide to start fresh Fek?
If you really are Him, what did you just install on Grethor recently, and what am I looking forward to at the Nebraska State Fair this weekend?
I think “spare tire” answers both of those questions.
The new Filmdrunk is afterbirth.
The new Filmdrunk is similar to watching sloths fuck.
The new Filmdrunk denied me a loan for college just because he didn’t want someone “like me” highering their education.
“Oh I’m slow baby”
JHC: Is the answer “track lighting” and “deep-fried track lighting”?
The new Filmdrunk put cigarettes out on me.
A. 4 brand spankin’ new Firestones
B. Chicks with dicks…He means…from the sticks!
(Finally, the old “Fek’lhr” name angered the Computer Gods with the apostrophe in it. He was compelled to begin anew.)
So does HTML really work on this bad boy?
This one time, the new FilmDrunk traveled into the future and fucked my mom.
SWEET!
Both of my kids are as normal as they possibly could’ve been with me being their father, but if they would’ve been retarded, I hope they would’ve been as cool a retard as your avatar Pauly.
Deep fried track lighting is the new black Robo.
The Mighty Feklahr is going to start hyperlinking to Lince’s underage porn collection and get this place shut down! QAPLAH!
It’s ok everyone. It’s really him. You can stop the man hunt.
Where’s that “new up” kid? Dor sho gha!
I swear to god I’m gonna kill “The guy who says new up”.
New up!
New Up!
It works! Thanks JHC!
You got it dude!
*double thumbs ups Nom*
i’ve seen this already, and unfortunately, diora baird is in a bra for her sex scenes, and the one time she’s topless, you never see anything and you only get a hint of areola when she’s putting her bra back on.
for diora baird’s goods…check out Hot Tamale
I saw this movie at a film fest. It was pretty good. Most of the people in the movie are kind of fug though!