So remember Rain of Madness, that whole “making of” mockumentary on Tropic Thunder? I mean, not about, like, the actual Tropic Thunder, but the movie within the movie, which is also called Tropic Thunder? If that didn’t give you an aneurysm, today’s news is that you can watch Rain of Madness free on iTunes. All you have to do is register with iTunes and promise to sign your name on the devil’s cock with baby tears or whatever else is in their terms and conditions that no one reads.
The fake director is a German guy named Jan Jürgen, a cutesy parody of Werner Herzog and his intense existential voice overs in Grizzly Man. Jürgen is played by Thunder co-writer Justin Theroux (who’s also been hired to write Iron Man 2). I haven’t watched the whole thing, but it looks like it could be interesting. Or maybe Tom Cruise just dicks around in a fat suit and everyone raves about his ability to wear makeup. Find out for yourself! Spin the magic wheel of chance! *speeds away on unicycle*
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Just because Nick Nolte was in the putrid Hulk movie doesn’t mean he’s a wart on the dick of Hollywood, does it?
Really? It does? Fuck me…..
J dog, your avatar . . . haaaaated it!
I knew it! The new FilmDrunk is trying to get me to sign up for iTunes!
“….sign your name on the devil’s cock with baby tears”
That’s how I logged in to the new Filmdrunk. Then I had to do a CAPTCHA in sperm.
Did you guys get a pair of 3-D glasses from Vince? I can’t make that picture out for shit…..
Two snaps (new) up! Finafuckinglly!
<—–Wreckonize bitches!!!!
Outlander wants you to sign up for iRunes.
Kyle MacLachlan wants you to sign up for iDune.
“I’m the movie disguised as the movie playin’ the other movie.”
missletaker wants you to sign up for iPoon. But if you do, you’re basically a receiver of spam.
If missoultaker pulls up on the front of her panties will we see mistletoe?
Oh, I need to get out of here, go home and cook the meat and beat the wife. Or was that cook the wife and beat the meat? Check tomorrow’s news for the answer.
More like gristletoe.
New Filmdrunk is the result of old Filmdrunk fucking your Mom and the condom ripped.
J, when you say “Who’s the Master?”, I say “Dead as Disco!!!!”
Somebody please tell me when this has been ripped into a non-iTunes format so I can watch it without selling my firstborn.
Jan Jürgen? Doesn’t he pitch for the Braves?
“More like gristletoe.”
More like penis.
more like ‘this’ll ho’
Say what you will about the new FilmDrunk, it doesn’t change the fact the old FilmDrunk broke up with me via text message. And I’ve promised I’m not gonna dignify it with a response. *sobs* But I miss it so!
The new Filmdrunk is an Abortionist, and he fucking LOVES his job.
Pauly, give it another injury-filled year and he will.
Jan Jürgen? The body wash mogul?
The new FilmDrunk popped my commenting cherry and then left before I woke up.
The new Filmdrunk likes cherries.
The new Filmdrunk gave me a beej THEN told me he was a dude.
If they’re going to parody a german guy, they were right to choose Werner Herzog over Uwe Boll… That movie has already caused them enough trouble without the words “Facking retard” showing up in the commentary.
The new Filmdrunk ate my baby!!!
The new Filmdrunk likes babies. Particularly when marinated in cherries.
I heard, at the new FilmDrunk’s old high school, he got expelled for fucking a retarded kid into a gym locker. Literally, he FUCKED the kid into the locker.
I accidentally made a mockumentary one time. I thought it was going to be a really hot voyeur tape of me and this girl, but then I watched it.
The new FilmDrunk is a Democrat.
The new nominus ate the new ChinoMoreno and made the new FilmDrunk watch.
The new FilmDrunk is frequently the target of cyberbullying. It’s main strategy for this is to draw attention to missletaker instead.
The new FilmDrunk “got” the ending to ‘No Country For Old Men’ and then called me a “fucking embarrassment” for asking about it.
erswi might have to evacuate due to Tropical Thunderstorm Gustav. Bunch a pussies.
The new ChinoMoreno gave the new Nominus terrible diarrhea and made him crap his dress.
It was the gift that keeps on giving, though.
The new FilmDrunk has spell check because it was sick of watching the old FilmDrunk let the posters continue to spell like “dumbfuks”.
The new film drunk doesn’t kill hookers.
The new FilmDrunk never had a milkshake. But I drank it’s malt.
The new FilmDrunk has never chugged Pop Rocks and soda because he’s a fucking pussy.
The new FilmDrunk is responsible for Black Fax Thursdays
The new FilmDrunk acts drunk after 2 films.
Me and a bunch of websites were out toilet papering houses and, of course, the new FilmDrunk had to be the buzz kill saying, “Okay guys…um (fake laugh), okay…we, we should probably finish and start cleaning all this up” .
The new FilmDrunk plays ball like a girl
The new FilmDrunk CC’s my boss onto every email he sends me. Fucking tattletale.
The new Filmdrunk drinks milk with his supper.
The new Filmdrunk fucked me and THEN told me he was a hooker.
The new Filmdrunk gave me a Cleveland Steamer when I had specifically asked for a Boston Pancake.
The new Filmdrunk calls me “Bruh”.
The new FilmDrunk thinks COTW is gay. Then he has sex with men.
The new FilmDrunk told my parents about the pot that old FilmDrunk gave to me.
The new FilmDrunk says he’s “just not that into Dave Matthews anymore.” You know, trying to be cool.
The new FilmDrunk took my sister on a date just to get closer to my brother.
The new FilmDrunk fucked your brother, and went a2m, AB
The new FilmDrunk sent me pictures of him fucking my ex-Boy Scout leader.
The new FilmDrunk peed on The Dude’s FUCKING RUG!
The new FilmDrunk was an extra on the set of Ghost Rider.
The new Filmdrunk wants me to call him “Dad” just because he fucks my Mom.
The new FilmDrunk cut Anton Chigurh’s hair.
Oh shit, thats bad, Bronze
The new FilmDrunk sodomized me. I liked it
The new FilmDrunk goes on and on about how much better Mac is than Windows, but never really says why.
Penis Here
The new FilmDrunk didn’t sodomize me – i could really do with the strikeout feature now – my asshole not good enough for yer?
The new Filmdrunk flashes truck drivers, it’s cock.
The new FilmDrunk acted all offended when I referred to ‘Cable-Select’ as the ‘Uncle Tom of jumper settings’.
what the hell was that? so much for the basics of text editing. I need my buttons back.
<== Penis where?!
The new Filmdrunk snuck into my garage at that BBQ I had and fucked my cat to death.
The new FilmDrunk told me that my life is a ‘metaphorical collage of diseased vaginas’.
Thats not so bad. The new FilmDrunk showed up to my BBQ with a 6 pack of Smirnoff Ice.
Really, MIZ? The new FD showed up at my house with Zima it had been saving since 98
Were the Jolly Ranchers fresh at least?
The new Filmdrunk came over to my place unannounced and hung out until we lit up, then said, “Puff puff pass brah!”
MIZ- that was fukking nice.
The new FilmDrunk doesn’t understand the big deal about this swimmer guy. I mean, FD gave birth to twins, got them both pregnant and then ran a decathlon.
Craptasic says:
The new Filmdrunk killed two of my fucking accounts!
The new FilmDrunk sells weed. You get a quarter for 20 bucks, but that 7 grams includes the baggy…which is a fucking zip-lock.
The new Filmdrunk dumps out beers at parties and then carries on about being “sooooo wasted!”
The new FilmDrunk describes shows he watched on TV Land to coworkers like they’re brand new.
The new FilmDrunk heard about the terrorist threat I made and then told my friends that I am “unpatriotic”.
The new Filmdrunk always hovers when it shits. Even at home.
The new FilmDrunk bought the latest and most expensive bluetooth ear pieace for his car, but you still can’t understand shit when he calls you.
The new Filmdrunk thinks the economy crisis is “just mental”.
the new FilmDrunk’s only method of trying to get laid is to ask if she wants to play ‘truth or dare’. It worked, but only because my sister is a slut.
The new Filmdrunk smoked from my blunt but didn’t enhale. Then wouldn’t shut the fuck up about how he’s “sooooo fuckin’ stoned, Dawg”.
The new Filmdrunk just doesn’t get why people like sports.
The new FilmDrunk will introduce Ron Paul as the next president of the United States at a Piggly Wiggly in Akron this weekend.
The new FilmDrunk prefers Roger Moore to Sean Connery.
The new Filmdrunk went from hip-hop to grunge to skater to graffiti artist to gang banger to punk rock and is now emo.
The new FilmDrunk asked if it could use my loo and left a bowl cobra without flushing and never used any toilet paper, which i thought was odd.
The new FilmDrunk says, “You know what they say about big thumbs… BABY COCK” everytime he sees LiVance talking to a girl.
The new FilmDrunk is the president of the Seltzer/Friedberg fanclub.
The new Filmdrunk fucks through a hole in a sheet.
The new FilmDrunk claims that he takes prozac because he is ‘bi-polar’. In actuality, he just cries a lot.
The new FilmDrunk thinks the movie College is “hilariously accurate.”
The new FilmDrunk used my TiVo, and now it only records the LOGO channel.
The new FilmDrunk is so amped for the new 90210.
The new Filmdrunk comments on WWTDD by just copying and pasting another comment, then totally agreeing with it.
The new FilmDrunk followed me to the beach and insisted we rent a bicycle built for two. Then he raped me.
The new FilmDrunk’s favorite movie is the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
“Holy shit, that was like soooooooo good.”
The new Filmdrunk comments on WWTDD by just copying and pasting another comment, then totally agreeing with it.
It’s true, I saw him do it.
The new FilmDrunk promises he’s going to remember me, but then he never does.
The new FilmDrunk promised to return a dvd rental, after borrowing it from me, but never did. I’ve lost my place seated at God’s right hand as a result.
The new Filmdrunk comments on WWTDD by just copying and pasting another comment, then totally agreeing with it.
I know, that sucks!
The new FilmDrunk is hooked on phonics.
The new filmdrunk says “TiCAAAAALLLLLL!!” during every break in the conversation. Because it’s bout it.
The new FilmDrunk tells his parents to “drop me off here”.
The new FilmDrunk kept me from refreshing and looking like a fuck nugget by duping Nom’s comment.
The new FilmDrunk thinks typing HTML commands into its comments isn’t annoying at all.
The new FilmDrunk doesn’t give a shit what tyler durden would do. He does however, read Perez.
New FilmDrunk asked old FilmDrunk if he could move his XBox 360 out of the living room.
The new FilmDrunk likes to ask people why the people in Taco Bell commercials don’t have Mexican accents because it thinks it’s being funny.
The new FilmDrunk insisted plaid was the new black for this season. I followed the advice and was shunned by several fashionistas and a transvestite at the boxcar bum fights.
The new FilmDrunk will let you cum in its mouth, but then spits it in your lap.
New FilmDrunk begged old FilmDrunk if he could go drinking with him and his pals. Finally, old FilmDrunk let him tag along, but then new FilmDrunk ordered a Zima and started hitting on Millionairesingles.com .
I let the new FilmDrunk use my computer. I came home to a ton of hacked mobile phone pictures of a naked Miley Cyrus on my hard drive and one very mean fucking FBI agent.
The new FilmDrunk eats its dessert before it finishes its vegetables because its parents raised it with no boundaries.
Old FilmDrunk and Millionairesingles.com both took pictures of a sleeping new FilmDrunk with their dicks on his face.
only another sexman video can save the new filmdrunk
The new FilmDrunk backwashes into the piss boot.
Old FilmDrunk and Millionairesingles.com are secretly trying to get new FilmDrunk out of their apartment.
Alright, I did that shit with the Hannah Montana pictures. But I blamed on the new FilmDrunk. Why wouldn’t I?
The new FilmDrunk thinks OJ is innocent.
The new FilmDrunk cried when Playgirl went under.
The new Filmdrunk says “New Up”.
But the new Filmdrunk is a lying cunt snake.
The new Filmdrunk won’t let me PM myself just so I can see “1 messages” in the upper right-hand corner.
The new Filmdrunk shit in the toilet and left a floater.
New FilmDrunk recommended a “dietary supplement” to help boost my fitness regime and now i look like this dude:
[withleather.uproxx.com]
You should see my balls, too. They look like banded hemorrhoids.
The new Filmdrunk thinks us making fun of Jonathan Brandis is highly offensive and aplogizes to the Brandis Family on our behalf.
The new Filmdrunk always replies “If it was up your ass, you would know” when you ask for the whereabouts of any item.
The new Filmdrunk hates double posting.
Seriously.
The new Filmdrunk didn’t have sex until it was 24 but claims to have had a bunch of blow jobs before.
The new Filmdrunk didn’t see what was so funny about “Step Brothers”.
New FilmDrunk pisses in the public pool but from the diving board.
The new Filmdrunk loves “Yatch Rock”.
The new FilmDrunk put pickles on my sandwich when i specifically said “No pickles.”
The new FilmDrunk has two labradoodles named Sonny and Cher.
The new FilmDrunk always goes Dutch with his first dates, and he takes them to Quizno’s.
The new FilmDrunk drives a 1994 Civic and still uses a CD player with a cassette adapter.
The new FilmDrunk owns a Tampa Rays shirt that he bought last week after he realized the Yankees were in trouble.
The new FilmDrunk thinks that we beat dead horses like nobody’s business and when I ask him what that phrase means, FD says, “HEY! LOOK OVER THERE!”
The new Filmdrunk was at the Tropic Thunder protest holding a sign that said “Retards are people two”.
The new FilDrunk always fast forwards through sex scenes.
The new FilmDrunk spells his name FilDrunk.
The new Filmdrunk took Mark It Zero’s ‘m’ to make a seagull on it’s painting of an ocean sunset.
The new FilmDrunk thinks Dane Cook is the bomb.
The new FilmDrunk’s car has those Wal Mart hubcap spinners on three wheels.
The new FilmDrunk thanks God everyday that the “nogoodnick” Belushi brother died.
The old FilmDrunk is rumored to be buried in the visitor’s endzone of Lince Mantini’s thumb.
The new Filmdrunk thinks that the “Charlie bit my finger” Youtube video is the funniest thing this year.
The new Filmdrunk doesn’t play rough, just like your Mother who’s a fucking dead fish in the sheets.
The new FilmDrunk thinks that Glen fella is a stand up character.
The new Filmdrunk wants to be known as FilmBuzzin’.
The new FilmDrunk is Glen
More like CinemaPlunk right guys? Belly bumps!
Damn, missed the party again. Hey, you guys are really funny when I’m not around to partake. And drunk.
But mostly drunk.
And possibly high.
The new filmdrunk high-fives in the shower.
the new filmdrunk is gonna wait until the dark knight comes out on dvd.