UPDATE: I put both videos after the jump for people with slow connections. DOUBLE UPDATE: Now with faster video player.
Anyone who’s seen Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s famous piece on the premiere of Star Wars Episode I (after the jump) knows he does some of his best work on nerds, which is why the thought of Triumph at Comic-Con is so exciting. Sadly, Triumph’s appearance seems to have gone the way of many things at Comic-Con – overly long, not-really-that-funny bit with excessive pandering in front of an audience of braying sycophants who laugh and cheer so much between punch lines that even the funny jokes you end up wanting to hate out of spite. It’s like watching a sitcom without the laughtrack synched up – enjoy!
Triumph at Star Wars premiere:
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In other more interesting news, I’m enjoying a delicious Fiber One bar.
It has 35% of the fiber I need ans is only 140 calories. Thanks General Mill!
ans I still can’t type today….
WHICH ONE OF THESE BUTTONS CALLS YOUR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP?
BTK – whatever video player is embedded here is crashing Firefox for me.
Or, is it
UPROXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The good news is that Brend0n is supplying Him enough Miley material to get Him through His drought with His wife.
Huh? Triumph and comic nerds? Let Him summarize:
"Hey look at the fat guy with the Green Arrow shirt!!! I bet he likes Filmdrunk, too!"
Now that’s a burn!
I once had a threesome with Triumph and Lambchop, but it was weird because there was this guy and girl who were hiding beside the bed behind both of them and the oral they gave me felt like i was jerking off.
Oh Triumph…what the hell happened? I think someone got neutered.
Also..the last time I went to Comicon they had to close sections of the exhibit hall off because of the firecode. There were so many geeks packed in there that if they burst into flame they’d all have fried like bits of greasy bacon. Which isn’t much of a stretch if you saw the ones I did.
I bet that talking melon has swallowed his fair share of…shame.
Where the fuck is everyone? Are they handing out free sandpaper-catheters at KMart again?
Where the fuck is everyone? Are they handing out free Clorox-douches at KMart again?
Hey! When you guys get back from KMart, there is a new post.
Wait… is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog my grandfather?
Yes C&P, yes. Also, new post.
Yes C&P, yes. Also, new post… FOR US TO POOP ON!
There, now I just redirected you and saved you ten minutes of your life watching those videos.