THE SONTUM OF QUALACE
08.08.08Some delightfully droll Brits recently released this alternate theme song for Quantum of Solace, the new Bond film.
Should this effort below by Joe Cornish, the other half of Adam ‘n’, have been given due consideration? At least it gets the title into the song. ‘Another Way To Die’, indeed. [Empire]
"Adam ‘n’"? Adam ‘n’ what? Goddamned British people, always screwing up their own language. And baked beans for breakfast? Seriously, man, what the fuck. Anyway, I liked it when he made fun of the title. Quantum of Solace! It’s, like, what does that even mean, right?
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IT MEANS YOU’RE FUCKED IF YOU LIKE 007 MOVIES!!!
Perfect time to change it to "Atom n Eve". Ya know, cuz of the quantum bullshit in the title. Fuck off.
This is the bangers and mashed up version.
/pats old man on the head, chases naked women
Sontum of Qualace is no less stupid a title. Scrotum of Qualince, however, would be fuckin awesome.
What did everyone’s fuckin boss come back from lunch at the same time? I demand comedic writing and I demand it now!
i bet nickels to dimes that bond’s going to have the body of his vieja in the trunk of his car throughout the whole movie
I’m too busy to be funny right now, Gene, but perhaps you can be distracted by my new avatar
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It’s for my most anticipated movie remaing this year: Zac and Miley Make a Porno
WHATEVER THE FUCK A VIEJA IS!
*chodin rolls out of bed and punches self in dick*
Good morning, dipshits.
I would’ve thought one of the stipulations of winning the Revolutionary War was that the British had to run all entertainment ideas past us before moving forward.
the writers of this song were previously famous for writing ‘barbie girl’ and that blue song with lil aliens. infinite skill i tells ya.
New Up!
Vieja up!
Er, Adam n’ Joe. They’ve been doing inventive spoofs on tv for years. I think Joe’s the one who played the reporter in Hot Fuzz who gets a church ornament through his head.