08.05.08 ROBERT DOWNEY JR: “NEVER GO FULL RETARD”

I’d go full retard if I was on trial.

Again.

I want to have RDJ’s babies.  That was fucking hilarious.

If I get head from a chick that suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome, is that going full retard or do I have to actually fuck her?

In fairness, they could make White Chicks look amazing if they stuck a Mummy 3 trailer in front of it.

Seriously, I’m not going to be able to see this movie because I can’t stop laughing when he’s talking.

J-Don’t listen to them! Retard MMA is gonna make it!!!

Seriously, my comedy boner for this movie is starting to hurt. Do they have a 1-800 helpline I can call?

I had to watch it again just to be sure it was really as funny as my gigglebone thought it was.  I’m fucking crying trying not to get Hustla’d right now. 

Fek- I have faith in Retard MMA. 

If Hollywood wasn’t full of asshats and would consider comedies for Oscars, RDJ would be in the hunt with this.

My friends say she’s retarded, but them titties ain’t retarded.

/If you must steal, steal Attell.

I would be offended by the term "full retarded" if I wasn’t raised as a feral child.

Is it considered "full retard" if you fail to adhere to the traditional definition of "ground and pound"?

They say she’s dim, but those titties ain’t dim.

/I think that’s corrected 

I’d be offended by "full retarded" if I didn’t raise a Mexican feral child. Wait a second…

I can’t see this movie in theaters because I think laughing at a guy in blackface would be too much of a strain on my white guilt.

@B.K.–so don’t go to the theater in blackface this time. Problem = solved.

@Burnsy–who are you quoting? My man Dave Attell most definitely said retarded.

@the Hop–Sha Na Na sang it at Woodstock.

If any of the Corkies go "Full Retard" in their fights, we reward them with Flintstones Push-Up Pops! It’s like watching a fucking Silverback go berzerk on a lower male.

I went full retarded once. It was for my debate class in high school.

I had to argue FOR women’s rights.

I call "going full retarded" watching the Larry the Cable Guy comedy special.

wellDem, I remember on his original Comedy Central special with the comic book set decoration he says, "Them titties ain’t dim." But why argue? He’s funny and Dane Cook rode his coattails. So if anyone deserves to kill Dane once and for all it’s Dave.

This thread went "Full Durst".

Tune into my radio show today to hear what an actual Durst sounds like. Then I’ll share my aunt’s recipe for peanut butter fudge frownies.

My 14yo daughter refuses to believe that that is RDJ in blackface. "The guy from Iron Man?"
"Yes, R.D.J."
"You’re screwing with me."
Either he’s that good, or she’s to jaded by years of getting mind fucked by her dad.

This clip would probably be much funnier if I could get the audio to work.

ps – whoever had me in your Dead Pool… you lost.

:D

I was beginning to wonder where the hell you were Al.  God it’s nice to have you back.  This place was turning into a regular weiner roast.

That tangent brought to you by IT Nazis! Blocking employees from watching embeded video clips since March 2008!!

Crap, I can see why. I mean, it is a better job of make-up than what they did for C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man.

I finally had to pull up the IMdb page, now she wants to see it and RDJ is her favorite actor tied with Jonny Depp.
I rock.

apta, i can relate. my brother didnt believe it was rdj either, but he’s just a fuckn retard.

<=== Dat’s RDJ in blackface!?!?! Cracker fotherfucker!!

Full retard. dub?

I would like RDJ and Johnny Depp to make a Chino sammich outta me.

yes, full retard, pauly.

*chodin enters Filmdrunk bathroom. enters stall, sits down on toilet and taps foot twice*

dub dub, nice fucking glutes!

Full retard dub?

I wnet flul retrard on tihs cmoemnt.

Fuck, refreshing.
Fuck work fucking up my "working."
And FUCK MIKE!

Crap, what are you, my full retard echo?

FUCK MIKE!

It like me aulPy big retard parrot!

SQUAK!!

Uproxx is constantly going “full retard”.

thanks chodders! ive been hitting those box squats pretty hard.

rapta, full retard. 

Chino-Will you settle for a Klingon/Livedoll sammitch?

If I had to choose a black guy that I’d put black-face on and be, it would be Carl Weathers.

Dub, full retard?

I treated my ex-girlfriend like a full retard. She’d start to talk and then I’d just place a medal around her neck and tell her that she was a winner.

Dub, on a retard tank of "Empty" to "Full" where would your brother’s retard needle sit?

fek, FULL retard