PLEASE WATCH THESE CLIPS
08.28.08Todd Solondz recently found a financial backer for his next film, a semi-sequel to his 1998 film Happiness. I know what you’re probably thinking, “Who? What? Where am I? You’re not my real father.” But bear with me. I’ve included a couple clips from Happiness so you know what we’re dealing with. It’s one of the creepiest, weirdest, funniest movies I’ve ever seen. Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the sweaty pervert who makes obscene phone calls is one of the finest performances in all of cinema.
Solondz wrote the screenplay, which revolves around a group of struggling individuals. struggling to find a place for themselves in an unpredictable and volatile world. The narrative is told through a series of intersecting love stories.; the past haunts the present and imperils the future: ghosts circle and loom, trouble and console.
The project has been incubating for years, with Emma Thompson, Demi Moore and Paul Reubens rumored to be attached. “Happiness,” which featured themes of child molestation and rape, initially received an NC-17 from the MPAA board but was eventually released unrated. [Variety]
An NC-17 rape and molestation movie with Peewee Herman in it. I just came.

This is proof that Hollywood uses TV signals to steal His thoughts!!!
*hurriedly puts on tin foil battle helm*
Based on actual events from, I Amaize Myself!
In this case NC17 means no child over 17, knowwhatimean?
What does”cum” mean?
Awesomest.
Post.
EVER!
The only time masturbation came up in my household was when I took an “extended” shower.
If only I had audio here. Or spoke Spanish.
Anybody seen the latest issue of ‘Tiger Beat’?
“You’re a child molester.”
“I know you are but what am I?”
*Adds Happiness to Netflix queue, notices Labrinth is next up*
Yeah Tops, how’s about that Zac Efron, eh?Umm, what I meant to say was ummm . . . GRRRR . . . SPORTS ILLUSTRATED!!!!
Waiter! For some reason my corned beef and sauerkraut on rye with thousand island dressing tastes like baby rape!
Very sorry sir, but it is what you ordered.
That reminds me…
Testing, testing
BABY RAPE JAMBOREE
Testing.
Maybe this new FilmDrunk ain’t so bad.
The new FilmDrunk still makes Class Act look like House Party.
Durst.
Blade Brown thinks you better watch yo words, Swi.
Burnsy, you get those invites printed yet?
Now. What is this about Ronald Farber?
Facebook: The Movie leaked scene:
“Do you want me to show you how?”
“Ok.”
*Father shifts in seat, reaches down his throat and pulls out own soul*
“See? That’s how you Facebook son.”
“The Secret Word is ‘analingus,’ but I’ve got to be honest, screaming real loud when you hear it really won’t do much good. The walls down here are pretty much sound proof.”
Wait, is this the brutal kind of rape, or the warm & fuzzy kind?
Cum makes great wallpaper adhesive
Watched clip 2. What happens next?
as disturbing and awesome as happiness is, i cant see any one backing another movie from this guy.
Palindromes: really all you can say to this movie is, “what the fuck?”
Storytelling: pointless and insane. but i got to watch selma blair get boned by a black guy. so its ok.
“Neighbors described the suspect as ‘a loner…a rebel.’”
I like to make obscene test messages:
I WIL FCK UR SOUL! U STUPID WHORE-SLUT!
TTYL
“They went on to say that ‘we never would’ve suspected this from a quiet Midwestern University English professor.’”
Morning Boy’s
When reached for comment, the rape victim said of his assailant that “Large Marger sent him”.
The victim was found stomped, tattoo’d, hung, and then killed.
Suspect was last seen at The Alamo. In the basement.
Ssshhh…the rape victim is trying to make a phone call!
Watched clip 2. What happens next?
Well if you’re like me, you wipe up with a little tissue and go back to work.
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You know you’ve gone full retard when you can’t even string TWO words together into a coherent statement.
any one else interested in what Mr. Solondz’s child hood was like?
no? just me?
ok.
but i bet it would make a good svu episode…
Diaper Morasse?
Fervently uncle?
Luch lunch?
I can log in now. Now what?
Dont mind if i do.
I can log in now. Now what?
Well if you’re like me, you wipe up with a little tissue and go back to work.
So, did the kid cum or what?
I wish rape came in cologne form.
Or Chloroform.
New Up!